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Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
i’m sorry but this page has to be managed by one of the dumbest people in the fandom like ???? how can you fall for literally ANYTHING you read on the internet and think it’s insider news ? -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
you can’t really compare them tho. st vincent plays her instruments and productions, lana doesn’t, at least not on the same level -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
the st vincent argument is so tired tho... she’s a fabulous guitar player and producer + plays all the electric guitars by herself ofc that alone will already sound good. her production is so full because of her, not because of jack. -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
i just wanna say there’s a lot of fake bitches on here cause i know DAMN well not a month ago some people were insulting anyone who praised btd’s/uv’s sound and saying "blabla when will they leave so only those who appreciate nfr/cocc are left" but now that we’re facing the long awaited return to the lana basics people SWITCH... nicki was right they switch like fa- -
i know her ass went back to the dog post, pulled out the font generator and said to herself "ha that’ll show woke twitter "
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1st post: happy birthday random dogs 2nd post: happy birthday random man 3rd post: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUE BANISTERS OUT FRIDAY edit: nope happy birthday random dogs...again
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we don’t care Ben, tell Lana to post or do something pls
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Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
idgaf i’m not streaming ole girl just for some predictable “country flops on my blue veranda ft. nikki lane - out friday 21st" info from boZ -
a visionary cause I too feel very bad for the flop that chemtrails is (no i don’t)
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love we KNOW jack can produce some good stuff if he wants to like melodrama and masseduction but after 2 albums and numerous bonus songs i think it’s safe to say THAT WONT HAPPEN WITH LANA. like why do y’all still have so much hope for another jack x lana project to sound different or better when it’s clearly been downhill since nfr? he will never produce anything else than another stripped down snoozefest for her because that makes her music hOnEsT.... they just don’t fit together anymore and it’s high time to move on point blank period. and if you’re waiting for a ultraviolenceish revenge album from jack you’re going to be waiting for the rest of your life and the DISRESPECT of comparing video games to any of those boring lifeless cocc productions.... where on earth is video games a simple piano ballad? it’s full of military drum patterns, church bells, bass, harps, violins... that song is so beautifully heavy and full production wise how could anyone compare that to the 2 poorly muffled redneck guitar strings with jack’s ugly random voice in the background of 80% of cocc’s production?
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Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
best believe taylor would JUMP on a record with lana, it’s more the other way around. i don’t think lana even likes taylor she never acknowledged her (as she fucking should) as for the collabs let’s see: nicki is releasing a song but we all know that feature is as likely as "covid will be over by eastern". st vincent releases an album soon but it hasn’t any features. same for billie no features either. lorde? lmao i think lana really doesn’t care about penguin girl plus she’s on the other side of the globe. adele soon ? could be a possibility but heavily doubt it. there’s not really any other major female release planned for the next weeks so... ... nah it will either be some zella/nikki/catwoman or whatever her name was type of mess or courtney love. -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
insiders did say she was on an upcoming song but it’s vague and i don’t think any reliable insider confirmed that yet so i guess this could be a possibility (?) BUT considering zella was just on for free, 10 days is the 21st may aka qftc anniversary.... I SWEAR TO BEYONCÉ if we’re waiting all this time for... another zella day feature that’s not even on the album? god why won’t somebody take us out of this misery -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
omgggg thank you legend!!! i love your detective eye, mind and your constant positive words love -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
the way y’all stress over a WHOLE album sounding the same (when none of her albums do) only based off of a 12 second insta snippet is so unnecessarily dramatic. there’s obviously going to be something different and/or new, there always is. so let’s just relax and expect what we always expect: a great album. which she never failed to deliver. -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
GOOD FUCKING LORD STOP y’all gotta STOP with diorleak. how many times do we have to say they are a bootleg eclipse who don’t know anything and are right about nothing. we gotta collectively stop giving those desperate people attention -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
i love love love annie aka st vincent but PLS now let’s not lie did you see her last video? she had a budget of exactly 99 cents at least miss chemtrails was a high budget visual serve >>> -
an ugly one that’s for sure
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ITS BEYONCÉ WE WON its all coming together mike dean made love drought, partition and something for lana and that’s how she met beyoncé and now she’s on her upcoming album R&B TIP-HOP SYNTH HEAVY MASTERPIECE COMING FOR #1 EVERYONE’S WINNING
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Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
the fact that the man who worked on two of the most overproduced pop albums in recent history dares to say lana wouldn’t make hOnEsT music if the production wasn’t one of his patented snoozefests is just so... so audacious anyways y’all think blue banisters lead single is coming at the end of the month? -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
you better cause jack will see this and say "hey you know what??? let’s strip it back even MORE" and i swear to god another "this isn’t acapella but it kinda is" album and i’m jumping on train rails -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
but this is even more boring than jack’s production like they took out every interesting sound and instrument... let’s not manifest this -
Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
lanasbottom replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
manifesting something dark and haunting like this