COCC

Judging by the streams it looks like most people agree with you And then there‘s me who thinks TG is one of her best songs ever Also shoutout to @Lana Stats for running that twitter account!

Manifesting

Same. I know exactly where I was and what I was doing while listening to her BBC One interview where they played the songs for the first time. The culture was lit pre-pandemic and NFR was the peak

it‘s giving

you‘re so sweet also for asking her how she‘s doing

He already tried

Come on Lana, drop that Migos collab and prove us wrong

Windows down & no ac Do you believe in life after love

2019, so many exciting things were happening in the year before the pandemic and we‘re still not back to those good old times How was your day and what did you have for lunch?

Italian food! Both are great though Do you ever fantasize about starting a new life in an other country?

I like the beard balm from a company called biofficina. In addition to the nourishing effect, it also replaces the perfume for me, as it smells fantastically woody To the user below me: Why are you so attractive?

No, since I wasn‘t hanging around with the cool kids at that age but was focusing on other, more important things Do you believe that life has a purpose?

Retrofuturism

There's somethin' in the wind, I can feel it blowin' in It's comin' in softly On the wings of a bomb There's somethin' in the wind, I can feel it blowin' in It's comin' in hotly And it's comin' in strong

the receipts

He said LDR 9 is indeed going to be bombastic

When I read The Song of Achilles, I think that was last autumn. It transformed me into a sobbing mess. I never cry, but this book has hit a sore spot When was the last time you were angered by a book?

Banned for eating ten donuts banned for thinking I would stop using your iconic gifs and banned for being gone for two days

Omg Rob snapped hard on Instagram Copying the caption: Now that Doja Cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi B, Kehlani and Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé have had number ones with songs about being sexy, wearing no clothes, fucking, cheating etc - can I please go back to playing the piano, flipping off Kevin and telling my daughter I‘ll always be closer than her next breath -or whatever I want- without being crucified or saying I‘m glamorizing pianoflops?????? I'm fed up with NFR haters and Charli XCX stans saying that I glamorize piano songs when in reality I'm just a family person singing about baby blues, lilac iPhones and the Kevins all around the world. With all of the topics old white men are finally allowed to explore I just want to say over the last year I think it’s pathetic that my minor piano explorations detailing my sometimes submissive or passive roles in Lana‘s song production has often made people say I’ve set Lanas records back hundreds of years. Let this be clear, I’m not not a electric guitar lover -but there has to be a place in music for fathers who look and act like me - the kind of fathers who says „don‘t sing about Patty“ but his daughter hears „sing about Patty“ - the kind of fathers who are slated mercilessly for enjoying fishing, chasing storms, the kind of fathers who get their own instruments taken away from them by stronger producers. I’ve been honest and optimistic about the challenging song productions I’ve had. News flash! That’s just how it is for many piano loving fathers. And that was sadly my experience up until the point that Blue Banisters and LDR 9 were made. So I just want to say it’s been a long year of bullshit reviews up until recently and I’ve learned a lot from them. but I also feel it really paved the way for other fathers to stop ‘making fast bops’ and just be able to do whatever the hell they wanted to in their daughters music- unlike my experience where if I even played one single piano note in Sweet Carolina I was deemed literally hysterical as though it was literally the 2010s. Anyways none of this has anything to do about much but I’ll be dealing some of my feelings in my next two books of poetry (mostly the second one called Dread Shrimp Angler) with Simon and Schuster. And I’m sure there will be tinges of what I’ve been pondering in Lana‘s new album that comes out in June. Thanks for reading Happy quarantining

LB when we discovered the grass pic on Lana‘s website last year

That user who listened to IYLDWM‘s leak and described the outro as „clown music“. I think about it every time I listen to the song Also @May being on the longest mod queue ever for virtually farting on people

Being an uncle. You can play with the kids as long as they behave and as soon as they freak out you can send them back to their parents

Banned for having been banned twice by me. To next user: I‘ve been banned twice today for my pfp. Please find a new reason

The musicians with the deepest impact on me were Amy and Lana. However, I always discover artists that I listen to intensively and then, after some time and a certain saturation, only sporadically. The last one was an Italian band called La Rappresentante Di Lista. Edit: two months ago! When was the last time you were intimidated?