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I would still love one
 

it’s official i’m in my homophobic era

anyways, im thinking this could still be an internal operation. im thinking i should change the dates we can order down to maybe just 7 days or maybe even less since it got over 200 in two days. i need everyone to reply to this specific post and within the next few days i’ll see what everyone says and decide what to do 

well the inevitable day has come where it was taken down due to petty fans being mad they couldn’t design a better record and decided to report it! no one’s cards should’ve been charged yet and if they have, then all the orders will be cancelled and a full refund issued by qrates. tomorrow, i’ll be sharing my vinyl masters and the high quality artwork and vinyl labels so you all will be free to create your own custom records!!
 
i was really looking forward to this as many of you were, but unfortunately it was ruined for over 200 people by like 3 people. sorry guys! 
 
you can still order my ethel cain approved record here: https://qrates.com/projects/26346-inbred-vinyl
 
thank you to everyone who ordered and offered support!! i’ll try to find alternatives in the near future </3
 
 
would anyone else be interested in still buying it if i put a fake mock-up and fake sample tracks and only shared it here? would i have enough people to get it through still?

Will every vinyl be numbered? Or just the first 100
 

Will every vinyl be numbered? Or just the first 100
 

i think each of them
 
also @bigspender theres a Sirens one up (in addition to the Smarty one) 
https://qrates.com/projects/26272-sirens
 
how do i report them? idk what do say

Will every vinyl be numbered? Or just the first 100
 

Ohh it looks so gorgeous, well done both of you on designing it, you've done a fantastic job! Well excited for that tracklist, too. Have backed it, really hope it doesn't get taken down, it's really not harming anyone and is 1000x better than that ugly, bootleg H&M-cover Unreleased vinyl that is sold everywhere (but is somehow expensive now?? ) 
Thanks so much for doing this! 

submitted my pledge  
The design is stunning, Im so excited 

submitted my pledge  
The design is stunning, Im so excited 

submitted my pledge  
The design is stunning, Im so excited 

submitted my pledge  
The design is stunning, Im so excited 

here's what I think would work:
 
everyone delete your reddit posts/discord texts/tik Tok videos if you guys made any.... I think we need to wipe it off of everything except LanaBoards at this point to ensure that no more attention gets drawn to it. I feel crazy like im running a scheme or something
 
 
 
 
that sounds amazing! LanaBoards really should be a cult where you have to get invited to join.

Soooo maybe for this volume 2 in the future, when it’s posted on here, could we please keep it for Lanaboards users first and not spread the link (at least not immediately) because I’m gonna be so heartbroken if this gets canceled 
 

 
 

Someone should drop the discord server link, we're bombing those bitches! No one messes with our good sisters! 

yeah exactly... and they probably have like a fake aka vinyl or something i'm betting 
 

definitely possible! i’m wanting to see how sirens would do next ❤️

Hope we can make a decent & official-looking AKA vinyls from this place too! The shitty bootlegs out there are so bad, but even those are expensive now. 💀💀 

PRE ORDER HERE
 

Unreleased vinyl has been finished! It's got a matte coated jacket, a poly lined inner sleeve, a180-gram olive-clear white marble color, and numbered 1-100 to ensure that all copies will be unique
 
Each are $32.21, which is the lowest I could make it without having to pay some upfront. The way this works, is it needs 100 pre orders in 30 days to be processed, and you won't be charged until it reaches its goal. Once it reaches its goal, I will receive 5 test pressings and listen to all of them to make sure the audio and mastering is up to standard and will sound good on every record player. Here's the tracklist!
 
SIDE A
1. I Talk to Jesus
2. Angels Forever, Forever Angels
3. Fine China
4. Unidentified Flying bill (Ft. Barrie James)
5. Life is Beautiful 
 
SIDE B
1. Serene Queen
2. Say Yes to Heaven (v4/the honeymoon version for those who will ask)
3. Your Girl
4. Trash Magic
5. Disco
 
Share with friends!  I just want to make this happen  don't let it flop!
 
and thanks again to @the ocean, who helped with everything from creative input, to covers, to tracklist. Help us reach the goal!

 
let me know if you have any questions about anything, including the order process, or how it works and I'll be happy to answer

Still my favorite Lana album 

I’m just going to speak my truth here, however unpopular it may be. This is the most excited I’ve been about any album in I seriously don’t know how long. I’ve missed this kind of empowering, hype (not hyper) pop so much. I love the oversexualization of it. The lyrics and vibes generally just make me laugh and smile. Just hearing the beginning of Slut Pop makes me smile. 
 
I love how dedicated she’s been to her “porn era” like what she did for her website. I just think it’s fun, empowering, and I love it. I think it’s genius. I don’t like that she’s working with Dr. Luke or Larry Rudolf, but l I want her and the album to succeed and do well because I enjoy it so much, plus the trans representation. I want this kind of pop to come back. 
 
Call me a rape apologist, lacking in taste, or whatever you want, but this album and era made me fan. I’ll be steaming it and might even buy it to show my support. And I like it better than anything else she’s done previously. 

...i agree 
i misinterpreted your original post thinking you were talking about luke but after you clarified it and really thinking about it - it does make sense
i don't think anyone here is INTENTIONALLY being transphobic though (still agreeing with your point though)

it absolutely is transphobia, whether intentional or not. I'm not talking about her working with Luke I'm talking about the people who criticize everything she does and who are making fun of her body and how she acts (for those of you claiming that's not going on- read the past few pages of the thread?)
 
but please keep insulting your fellow members and being sassy, it's cute!

the video literally looks like her dancing and having a good time like what is this thread LOL? people here really hate on Kim for everything, the transphobia is shocking!