barttttender

So, LFL came out in July 2017. 
NFR came out in August 2019.
 
That means 2 years and 1 month is enough for Lana to do her absolute best work.
 
OB came out in March 2023.
We're officially past the two-year mark. 
 
So, we could be getting a legit masterpiece.
 
(Yes, I'm back on Train Delulu again. Choo-choo!). 

100%. We've had three monochrome/brown covers back to back.
 
Time to bring back color like NFR/BTD covers. With sex appeal, if possible.
 
Sometimes I wonder if the reason why BTD and UV did so freaking well commercially was all the hot-af visuals.

I genuinely think something had to of gone wrong in the process of releasing this album. i mean there is still a possibility were all tweaking out and she's just going mass promote this album in april and may but assuming that its not going to turn out that way i think something didnt go as planned. Im still not sure why she had to announce it back in november but this album really seemed to be coming out. even luke laird made a post on the same day saying "Some of the most creatively fulfilling music I’ve ever been a part of. Thank you @honeymoon ❤️" with the album art. If one of the main producers on the album made a comment about it, it seems that it was really planned to come out in may. either this is some weird ass promo tactic and shes gonna break her silence soon or something went wrong making her want to be silent about everything. 
 

So, LFL came out in July 2017. 
NFR came out in August 2019.
 
That means 2 years and 1 month is enough for Lana to do her absolute best work.
 
OB came out in March 2023.
We're officially past the two-year mark. 
 
So, we could be getting a legit masterpiece.
 
(Yes, I'm back on Train Delulu again. Choo-choo!). 

So, LFL came out in July 2017. 
NFR came out in August 2019.
 
That means 2 years and 1 month is enough for Lana to do her absolute best work.
 
OB came out in March 2023.
We're officially past the two-year mark. 
 
So, we could be getting a legit masterpiece.
 
(Yes, I'm back on Train Delulu again. Choo-choo!). 

So, LFL came out in July 2017. 
NFR came out in August 2019.
 
That means 2 years and 1 month is enough for Lana to do her absolute best work.
 
OB came out in March 2023.
We're officially past the two-year mark. 
 
So, we could be getting a legit masterpiece.
 
(Yes, I'm back on Train Delulu again. Choo-choo!). 

So, LFL came out in July 2017. 
NFR came out in August 2019.
 
That means 2 years and 1 month is enough for Lana to do her absolute best work.
 
OB came out in March 2023.
We're officially past the two-year mark. 
 
So, we could be getting a legit masterpiece.
 
(Yes, I'm back on Train Delulu again. Choo-choo!). 

100%. We've had three monochrome/brown covers back to back.
 
Time to bring back color like NFR/BTD covers. With sex appeal, if possible.
 
Sometimes I wonder if the reason why BTD and UV did so freaking well commercially was all the hot-af visuals.

Well, it's official. It's Jeremy's bday and still no single lmao.
 
I swear, this "era" is like the musical equivalent of Waiting for Godot 

Lord... Never been a part of a seven-month snooze fest before (September-March). Group hypnosis fail is what this thread is 😂 All the manifesting for nothing.
 
Honestly, we should all just leave it until something real happens....
 
Because we've been mass self-hypnotising ourselves based on Lana's fake-announcements and a one-year old 20-sec song snippet,
 
As far as we know, there is NO ALBUM, until confirmed there is.
 
#truestory #breakthespell

A quarter or the year is behind us.
Stage Coach is around the corner.
Album release date is 2 months from now.
Was meant to come out in September.
Last single we go was early July.
The single announced sounds like the sequel to Looking for America.
Never a longer wait for something so... simple and minimalist. 
What is going on with this era?
 
Lana's 'fuck you' to the world for losing that Grammy again? 🤔 
 

Lord... Never been a part of a seven-month snooze fest before (September-March). Group hypnosis fail is what this thread is 😂 All the manifesting for nothing.
 
Honestly, we should all just leave it until something real happens....
 
Because we've been mass self-hypnotising ourselves based on Lana's fake-announcements and a one-year old 20-sec song snippet,
 
As far as we know, there is NO ALBUM, until confirmed there is.
 
#truestory #breakthespell

A quarter or the year is behind us.
Stage Coach is around the corner.
Album release date is 2 months from now.
Was meant to come out in September.
Last single we go was early July.
The single announced sounds like the sequel to Looking for America.
Never a longer wait for something so... simple and minimalist. 
What is going on with this era?
 
Lana's 'fuck you' to the world for losing that Grammy again? 🤔 
 

I'm actually interested which track Henry is going to be. The snippet doesn't really give 'first track' vibes at all tbh, I think it's going to be the second one.

If she releases Henry first it’s going to start the era off with a fizzle. 

There's no way this song is gonna be worth the wait

A quarter or the year is behind us.
Stage Coach is around the corner.
Album release date is 2 months from now.
Was meant to come out in September.
Last single we go was early July.
The single announced sounds like the sequel to Looking for America.
Never a longer wait for something so... simple and minimalist. 
What is going on with this era?
 
Lana's 'fuck you' to the world for losing that Grammy again? 🤔 
 

A quarter or the year is behind us.
Stage Coach is around the corner.
Album release date is 2 months from now.
Was meant to come out in September.
Last single we go was early July.
The single announced sounds like the sequel to Looking for America.
Never a longer wait for something so... simple and minimalist. 
What is going on with this era?
 
Lana's 'fuck you' to the world for losing that Grammy again? 🤔 
 

She should be tired of herself first tbh

I think we can all benefit from a ten month medically induced coma  

I come back to nothing new

Too exhausted now to be waiting. Wake me up when September ends. I guess I’m signing off after all. 

Lying about the release date and changing the album title is a sacred tradition that has been occurring for ten years now. Let’s honor it
 

Well, it's official. It's Jeremy's bday and still no single lmao.
 
I swear, this "era" is like the musical equivalent of Waiting for Godot