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Honestly, would it kill her to release something... anything
 
it's been 5 months since tough, and 8 months since the album announcement. 
 
a tiny little snippet woudnt hurt anyone

it takes 6 months for an album to come out from the moment it’s finished and it’s far from being finished as of now so 2026 wouldn’t surprise me at all  very late 2025 at the very least, which kind of is 2 years from january 2024  love her though  

I hear you, but we also REALLY need to stop whining imo.
 
She's dropped an album last year, she's put out Tough in July, she's given us many wonderful public appearances and done multiple large-scale gigs.
 
She looks great and has really toned up. Happily married too. Girl's been super busy, and we know she's cooking up new music and really thinking about the outcome, as opposed to winging it (looking at you, Dula Peep and your last "album).
 
I get that it's frustrating. But it's not like she's Adele who goes into hiding in her batcave for 5 years.
 
Imagine being a Rihanna fan. Last album: 2016.

Honestly, would it kill her to release something... anything
 
it's been 5 months since tough, and 8 months since the album announcement. 
 
a tiny little snippet woudnt hurt anyone

Honestly, would it kill her to release something... anything
 
it's been 5 months since tough, and 8 months since the album announcement. 
 
a tiny little snippet woudnt hurt anyone

Honestly, would it kill her to release something... anything
 
it's been 5 months since tough, and 8 months since the album announcement. 
 
a tiny little snippet woudnt hurt anyone

Honestly, would it kill her to release something... anything
 
it's been 5 months since tough, and 8 months since the album announcement. 
 
a tiny little snippet woudnt hurt anyone

I hear you, but we also REALLY need to stop whining imo.
 
She's dropped an album last year, she's put out Tough in July, she's given us many wonderful public appearances and done multiple large-scale gigs.
 
She looks great and has really toned up. Happily married too. Girl's been super busy, and we know she's cooking up new music and really thinking about the outcome, as opposed to winging it (looking at you, Dula Peep and your last "album).
 
I get that it's frustrating. But it's not like she's Adele who goes into hiding in her batcave for 5 years.
 
Imagine being a Rihanna fan. Last album: 2016.

Honestly, would it kill her to release something... anything
 
it's been 5 months since tough, and 8 months since the album announcement. 
 
a tiny little snippet woudnt hurt anyone

Honestly, would it kill her to release something... anything
 
it's been 5 months since tough, and 8 months since the album announcement. 
 
a tiny little snippet woudnt hurt anyone

Honestly, would it kill her to release something... anything
 
it's been 5 months since tough, and 8 months since the album announcement. 
 
a tiny little snippet woudnt hurt anyone

Honestly, would it kill her to release something... anything
 
it's been 5 months since tough, and 8 months since the album announcement. 
 
a tiny little snippet woudnt hurt anyone

Honestly, would it kill her to release something... anything
 
it's been 5 months since tough, and 8 months since the album announcement. 
 
a tiny little snippet woudnt hurt anyone

Honestly, would it kill her to release something... anything
 
it's been 5 months since tough, and 8 months since the album announcement. 
 
a tiny little snippet woudnt hurt anyone

I hear you, but we also REALLY need to stop whining imo.
 
She's dropped an album last year, she's put out Tough in July, she's given us many wonderful public appearances and done multiple large-scale gigs.
 
She looks great and has really toned up. Happily married too. Girl's been super busy, and we know she's cooking up new music and really thinking about the outcome, as opposed to winging it (looking at you, Dula Peep and your last "album).
 
I get that it's frustrating. But it's not like she's Adele who goes into hiding in her batcave for 5 years.
 
Imagine being a Rihanna fan. Last album: 2016.

I played Henry, Come on to my bf and he said "when did Lana start making background music."
 
I actually liked the song. But it made me wonder if she was getting more yawns than excitement on Lasso from her label, and that's why she scrapped it.
 
With the stripped-back Chemtrails and BB kinda flopping compared to her other records, maybe they all just kinda went "okay, this ain't working, we need another AW or Tough on this thing, and less stripped back ballads. But then who knows.

I'm game for a virtual seance at this point. Do we have any Wiccans or anyone who would take charge?

100%. This is not coming out anytime soon. Spring? Forget it. 
 
She's still cooking. So, by the time she's collated enough songs, moved away from country with the production, mastered everything, pressed it, it'll be another 6 months at least.
 
At best, we get a single by February/March. At best. 
 
Let's just pray she doesn't become pregnant with an alligator baby because that will delay it even more, and alligator babies are not easy to deliver lol.

Why she's holding tracks like Serial Killer, Hollywood, Backfire, Ridin' , Fine China, Cry, Kill, Die, and so many others hostage, when lame tracks like Interlude: the trio or Coachella see the light of day and even get released as singles.
 
That is by far the biggest mystery for me.
 
 

Our mother is feeding us her 10th album. Only a year after a multiple Grammy-nominated album. And we've still got Paradise, Violet and a 100 unreleased tracks on YouTube to listen to! Just be happy and say thank you, mommy

I hear you, but we also REALLY need to stop whining imo.
 
She's dropped an album last year, she's put out Tough in July, she's given us many wonderful public appearances and done multiple large-scale gigs.
 
She looks great and has really toned up. Happily married too. Girl's been super busy, and we know she's cooking up new music and really thinking about the outcome, as opposed to winging it (looking at you, Dula Peep and your last "album).
 
I get that it's frustrating. But it's not like she's Adele who goes into hiding in her batcave for 5 years.
 
Imagine being a Rihanna fan. Last album: 2016.

I hear you, but we also REALLY need to stop whining imo.
 
She's dropped an album last year, she's put out Tough in July, she's given us many wonderful public appearances and done multiple large-scale gigs.
 
She looks great and has really toned up. Happily married too. Girl's been super busy, and we know she's cooking up new music and really thinking about the outcome, as opposed to winging it (looking at you, Dula Peep and your last "album).
 
I get that it's frustrating. But it's not like she's Adele who goes into hiding in her batcave for 5 years.
 
Imagine being a Rihanna fan. Last album: 2016.

I hear you, but we also REALLY need to stop whining imo.
 
She's dropped an album last year, she's put out Tough in July, she's given us many wonderful public appearances and done multiple large-scale gigs.
 
She looks great and has really toned up. Happily married too. Girl's been super busy, and we know she's cooking up new music and really thinking about the outcome, as opposed to winging it (looking at you, Dula Peep and your last "album).
 
I get that it's frustrating. But it's not like she's Adele who goes into hiding in her batcave for 5 years.
 
Imagine being a Rihanna fan. Last album: 2016.

I hear you, but we also REALLY need to stop whining imo.
 
She's dropped an album last year, she's put out Tough in July, she's given us many wonderful public appearances and done multiple large-scale gigs.
 
She looks great and has really toned up. Happily married too. Girl's been super busy, and we know she's cooking up new music and really thinking about the outcome, as opposed to winging it (looking at you, Dula Peep and your last "album).
 
I get that it's frustrating. But it's not like she's Adele who goes into hiding in her batcave for 5 years.
 
Imagine being a Rihanna fan. Last album: 2016.

I hear you, but we also REALLY need to stop whining imo.
 
She's dropped an album last year, she's put out Tough in July, she's given us many wonderful public appearances and done multiple large-scale gigs.
 
She looks great and has really toned up. Happily married too. Girl's been super busy, and we know she's cooking up new music and really thinking about the outcome, as opposed to winging it (looking at you, Dula Peep and your last "album).
 
I get that it's frustrating. But it's not like she's Adele who goes into hiding in her batcave for 5 years.
 
Imagine being a Rihanna fan. Last album: 2016.