Sportscruiser

Great visuals. She looks stunning, confident, full of charisma. Breathtaking vocals, as usual. The song is middle of the road. Like, it’s not like I think an artist should be constantly reinventing themselves with each project (although that’s something that I’m usually drawn to in a music artist) and that demand is particularly toxic when it comes to female musicians when most of their male counterparts don’t put as much effort in defying themselves but this feels so redundant in a fourth consecutive time… with that voice she can sing and do literally anything. Sure it’s her wheelhouse and she always succeeds but it’s a bit stale to listen to her tackle the same genre over and over again. Do disco, do pop, do soft rock, do electronica, do gospel, do something else for the love of god. Let’s keep this in mind everytime we complain about Lana releasing piano ballads… the variety within that particular brand of Lana’s VAST variety of sounds and genres (sometimes residing simultaneously in the same album) puts Adele’s discography to shame tbh…

I’m sick of the fake l*aks.

We’re so close to the release date that I’m personally rooting that it doesn’t leak… that way, she can avoid the small fraction of extra streaming of people who wouldn’t maybe check out the album if they listened to the leak first. And before someone says only freaks like us pay leaks any mind, I can assure you that’s not entirely true. When COCC leaked, my twitter feed was full of people talking about it, from diehard hardcore stans to casual fans to sporadic listeners to even haters… so if a leak doesn’t happen, we can have all the streaming our mother deserves!

Change

What’s the average span time between scat spam and the eventual l*4ks?

I’m opening the new files and they all contain some weird asian music. People are just trolling

It’s not haha

That back cover dick… NOW I understand the whole “all roads that lead to you as integral to me as arteries” lyric

Backfire!!

I’m not sure what to think of arcadialovesong… the energy is deranged.

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This is fake right?

Which lyrics???!

The l*aks came around 1pm in Portugal and the album around 5am if I’m not mistaken!

The album is near, I can feel it

Lemme know if you wanna hear more.

Omg girl you’re scaring me. Don’t do this to me, I have a history of strokes in the family

I may be completely wrong on this one but I find it strange to think LMLYLAM was written in the same era as anything on UV… the lyricism is so post-LFL. Am I missing something here?

Imagine this being the first Lana album to not leak before the release date.

Girl you know I appreciate you but you’re literally asking for it at this point

The fact that this thread keeps having the orange “HOT!” mark even though the tea is just cold tap water at this point

With all due respect, I think Miles and Lana are on very distant extremes within the emotional spectrum on that song.