notthatdreamy

When the Jingle Ball show was first announced I was really excited and hoped she'd either show up in full prosthetics or just go on as herself. But instead we just got the same half-assed costume as the tour shows, with a handful of Portals songs that she struggled to sing(if it weren't for backing tracks her touring career would've ended years ago).
 
It just feels like we've been seeing the same thing all year and I really feel like she missed an opportunity to do something more unique from her current shows. And it didn't have to be anything flashy or expensive.. just her going on stage and doing a stripped acoustic set in a plain white T-shirt and jeans would've had Twitter screaming for months.

Will these people ever respect Lana enough to stop speculating about such an incredibly sensitive topic? There's literally people in the comments writing whole ass conspiracy theories about how certain songs are "clearly" about an abortion she had as a teen. How is anyone disconnected enough from the real world to think these are sane and appropriate things to post?

*mega dark bass beats are playing in the background "Fuckеd with the food chain, fucked with the farming too"

My theory of a dark dance/ house album is seeming truer by the day  throw in some experimenting with psychedelics and it looks like we could be in for something actually edible

i hope her shroom trip also told her to make good music 

marina's latest insta story 'thinking of the shroom trip I did this summer and it told me to cut off my hair so I did' ...upcoming lyrics?!1??😍 (/s)
also she made that post about a 'functional health practitioner' in the summer.. is that just an LA term for a shroom dealer

YOU ARE SO RIGHT
Used to play this on repeat for MONTHS last year, literally so beautiful and fun

Yes definitely neurodivergent men too!! 
SAME! Something about her music just hits the autistic brain sooo good lol and I think her behavior is relatable too.. getting constantly misunderstood and misconstrued 

This is so true, majority of irl fans I know are autistic middle-aged women and boy howdy do they LOVE her (I introduced them all to Lana)

We need to invent time travel so current Marina can go take songwriting lessons from her teen/early 20s self

This is so true, majority of irl fans I know are autistic middle-aged women and boy howdy do they LOVE her (I introduced them all to Lana)

considering that majority of her fanbase (still) think of her music as drugs and depression sugar daddy music, i'd say you're spot-on  

I think Lana is too smart for the majority of her fanbase, and also too socially unintelligent for the rest of them. I think the people who can relate to Lana the most are 25-50 year old adhd/autistic women 

ave maria is an instrumental pitch with no lyrics

Zodiac snippet is great and I'm pretty sure that the song is amazing but it's kinda surprising that the thread for the song is like active 24/7 because they want it to be leaked like...why Zodiac when you could ask for amazing Honeymoon, UV, LFL, NFR or Lizzy outtakes, I mean, look at those songs - Dark City, Everything I Do, Silverlake, LA Who Am I, Dead To Me, The Other Side...

I think the Grammys aren't as important as having your songs live on and stay in the cultural memory (for the next decades) , like many Beatles songs do. Lana has done that at least twice with "Summertime Sadness" and "Video Games," but I think it's about time for another one.

Agreed about Ocean Blvd song. It's great song lyrically but never got really into it like I got into other songs on the album

Melanie's random Pity Party playlist on Spotify features High By The Beach and God Knows I Tried.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/26C66A9K9C9dqtL82XRnhU?si=J5Gg-x3iRoy8wkVvqxHrgg&pi=a-HXdGuE2HTJKT
 
"This is the playlist my character Cry Baby would play at her party"
Um that's cute. I want more.

Can she change her Youtube thumbnails back for the love of GOD

I've seen too many immediate complaints for it all to be a coincidence, so where's the "luxury quality" Melanie was going on about when fans were criticizing the design and price tag for the perfumes? "It takes a lot of time and money to make high quality, meaningful products/art for you guys!" she says, as she feeds us an era full of the lowest quality shit she's ever put her name behind.
 
She keeps trying to make every bad decision sound like high art that we're just too stupid to understand, too. Even the bottle that came out looking like one of these, with toy potions inside(and they don't even look like real metal, but spray painted plastic).
So yeah.. it's gotten old. This whole era in general has been such a letdown compared to what she's truly capable of creating.

WHAT I WANT WHAT I WANT. I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT.

I Scream (2015) is THAT song!

Genuinely, it's one of the last songs I'm desperately wanting ATM 

Omfg--

I don't know what's in those mushrooms she's been taking, but no. Just.. holy fuck, no.

I cry to that on the daily its heartbreaking to think abt
 

 
edit: wrong gif but idgaf anymore its late