Daytona Beach Sparkler

On the topic... I actually really like Beautiful and I don't understand why it's so overhated

It feels so great to be back and to see the girls again. It has been such a blessing to be here. Congratulations to the winner even although I hate such person with a burning desire. Just a reminder that I don't write anti-drag poems and I certainly don't leave them under pillows. Anyways, about earlier, I decided not to submit a photo and voluntarily lose because the "Retro Revival" theme was personally too challenging and I would rather give no performance than give a lackluster performance. Period. I was also a bit tired that day by the way and didn't feel like participating. Back to the subject, it's so great to be back and I can't wait to see what's in store for the future.

Lana... The things you do both baffle me and amaze me

IM DYING

WHAT'S HAPPENING

She needs to bring out May Jailer and Lizzy Grant ASAP

It's honestly hilarious trying to figure out what's going on since I'm not watching the livestream

I could eat that girl for lunch

Pole Dancing in the Swamp new Lasso single dropping Friday!

Oh come on I thought it was involving THE David Kahne and THE Lizzy Grant

I decided to go sleuthing yesterday on her old social media profiles via Wayback Machine and found these little messages she left on one of her friend's Myspace profile that I thought were cute: I also looked through her old Vimeo and looked through her video appearances and found this interesting video titled "David Kahn SS12" . I genuinely wonder what it could be...

I might give the album a listen

Everyone going to the Alabama concert please ask Lana if there'll be any unreleased tracks on the album

Thank you Lana for slamming those type of people

Tysm

What are all of Lizzy Grant's social media accounts that we know about?

Pin Up Galore!

Lasso is definitely gonna be LFL 2.0

LANA DEL REY'S VINTAGE BEAUTY SHOT For this glamorous look, I decided to go full on vintage beauty queen with my 1950s-esque makeup and big hair. Since studio backdrops are forbidden this week for me, I decided to use my gigantic, glamorous hair as a backdrop instead. I also put these gorgeous, nostalgic white roses in my hair, which are a real upgrade from the ones I found in the dumpster last week. As you can see, the camera shook a little because it was working too hard trying to capture such high levels of beauty never seen before. I really don't mind it, as it creates this dreamy, otherworldly effect. I also decided to stare straight into the camera with my gleaming, sparkling eyes as if I'm staring into your soul to create an intimate feeling.

When Lasso is a double album then what

LANA DEL REY'S HOMELESS CHIC LOOK The Born To Die money ran out so I was forced to go homeless and now I live under a bridge on Skid Row, where I serenade the rats with a lullaby every night. But who said homeless people can't be glamorous and serve chic realness? For this look, I wore this nostalgic, 1960s-coded army jacket that was given to me by a homeless veteran who fought in the Badussy War. He almost died in the war and lost all his family to a bad disease. How heartbreakingly tragic. Underneath the jacket, I'm wearing a frilly shirt and my favorite blue jean shorts. They were the only clothes that I managed to grab from my closet before the landlord kicked me out of my million dollar home. I'm also wearing these resilient "white" sneakers that have endured the harsh conditions of the street. I nearly broke them running from the cops when I broke into a motel once with my girlfriends. I honestly don't mind the holes in them, as they give my toes room to breathe. For the jewelry, I'm wearing this glimmering silver bracelet and these 17 karat rings that I stole from a wealthy couple in an alleyway at night. They should've known better than to go down there during the nighttime! Anyways, I really cherish them as they're the only valuable items I have. I might pawn them so I could get money to buy a cherry vape though. For the hair, I done it real big beauty queen style. The rats love to sleep in it at night as it gives them the warmth they never have on the cold streets. I also put these black, fake roses that I found in the dumpster in my hair. They remind me of the ones that my dead friend Lizzy wore in her hair. Last but not least, for the makeup I wore dark eyeshadow, eyeliner, and mascara that I stole from the drugstore. Thank God that the cashier was stupid and didn't see me put them in the pocket of my jacket. I make sure to ration them out carefully as they're probably the only makeup I'll ever have for now. And even if I run out, I'll just use the ashes from the bonfire as eyeshadow or steal again.

WELCOME BACK SUMMER BUMMER

LANA'S EATING SPAGHETTI WE'RE GETTING A SPAGHETTI WESTERN THEME FOR LASSO WE WON

LANA YOUR GAGGERY IS INSANE