Daytona Beach Sparkler

Maybe that one girl was right about Lana being a witch because she's literally aging backwards

I actually enjoy the Take Me Home, Country Roads cover

A Star For Nick vs Peace

Melancholia vs 80s Baby

The secret project in question is obviously a Sirens & AKA dual re-release!

"Motel Sugar Magic" (2007) - A haunting demo that sounds like a mix of 4th Of July, Dance For Money, & Trash Magic (Demo 1). Contains ethereal, haunting, layered vocals. Production wise, it contains a lot of white noise and surreal, eerie ambience. It also features light fingerpicking guitar, organs, and random magical sound effects. It would've appeared on Demo March 2009. "Key West" (2008) - An acoustic demo in the same style as Super Movie and the 1949 acoustic demo. Contains fingerpicking guitar and the sound of ocean waves and the chirps of crickets in the background, similar to white noise. Overall, it's a very bittersweet, nostalgic track with lyrical content about how her & her lover used to go on road trips to the Key West. "Corner Store Queen" (2009) - A femme-fatale track in the same vein as Hundred Dollar Bill, Diet Mountain Dew (Demo), and Summer Of Sam .Contains 90s-sounding, catchy, groovy hip-hop production with lyrical content about Jimmy, New York, corner stores, drugs, soda pops, and Chevvy Novas

I'm getting ready for LFL 2.0 as we speak

Kill Kill: 1, 2, make it fun/ Don't trust anyone ↓ Terrence Loves You: You are what you are/ I don't matter to anyone Trash Magic to Lucky Ones

When the collab is a song called "Alabama Trailer Park Countryside" featuring May Jailer and Lizzy Grant

Do you like my fake nails daddy? Black palm tree, pink tiger stripes Used to go to the Palm Parade, yeah Where you'd buy me a slice of cherry pie We didn't know much, just worked at night Sweet trailer life One, two VS He's my drugstore cowboy, Italian alloy Classical American And I'm America's sweetheart, chic, delicious, SweeTart Sippin' on my Diet Coke Singin' in the trailer park

When Lana scraps Lasso and replaces it with an experimental/ avant-garde/ musique concrete album with 4 tracks that are 30 minutes each then what

Platinum Greenwich Star Lux Beach Boys 1949 Every Man Gets His Wish Mermaid Motel Kill Kill

Lasso scrapped and being replaced into an EDM/ Rave album confirmed!

Driving In Cars With Boys vs Because Of You

Hi LanaBoards, I'm an insider who is Lana's friend's cousin 4 times removed and I can confirm that an unheard old Lizzy Grant demo called "Doing Coke Behind The Willow Tree In The Louisiana Swamp" will be featured on Lasso!

Me checking the UhaulJoe Youtube channel to discover that Lasso was secretly released 3 months ago along with each song having their own homemade music videos:

I hope Lasso has at least one Sirens sounding track and one dramatic, spaghetti western inspired track

Ouuu you ate her up

All of these would make great song titles

You're definitely onto something It makes me wonder what songs she'll rework for the next album

Share your own personal delusional Lana theories! Share your reasoning if you'd like btw. You might be either onto something or on something, who knows? I'll start first: Some songs from Ultraviolence like Brooklyn Baby, Guns and Roses, and Florida Kilos were written during the Lizzy era and have unleaked concept idea demos with reused lyrics and melodies, similarly to Methamphetamines & Old Money. . Songs like Axl Rose Husband, Elvis, Pin Up Galore, Trash Magic, Waimea, and other Lizzy era songs/ AKA outtakes have their own MVs that remain lost/unleaked because Lana had the habit to delete MVs a couple of minutes after being uploaded.

I bet yall 1 unleaked Lizzy song that willow trees are gonna be a reoccurring motif on the album