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LANA DEL REY'S VINTAGE BEAUTY SHOT For this glamorous look, I decided to go full on vintage beauty queen with my 1950s-esque makeup and big hair. Since studio backdrops are forbidden this week for me, I decided to use my gigantic, glamorous hair as a backdrop instead. I also put these gorgeous, nostalgic white roses in my hair, which are a real upgrade from the ones I found in the dumpster last week. As you can see, the camera shook a little because it was working too hard trying to capture such high levels of beauty never seen before. I really don't mind it, as it creates this dreamy, otherworldly effect. I also decided to stare straight into the camera with my gleaming, sparkling eyes as if I'm staring into your soul to create an intimate feeling.

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LANA DEL REY'S HOMELESS CHIC LOOK The Born To Die money ran out so I was forced to go homeless and now I live under a bridge on Skid Row, where I serenade the rats with a lullaby every night. But who said homeless people can't be glamorous and serve chic realness? For this look, I wore this nostalgic, 1960s-coded army jacket that was given to me by a homeless veteran who fought in the Badussy War. He almost died in the war and lost all his family to a bad disease. How heartbreakingly tragic. Underneath the jacket, I'm wearing a frilly shirt and my favorite blue jean shorts. They were the only clothes that I managed to grab from my closet before the landlord kicked me out of my million dollar home. I'm also wearing these resilient "white" sneakers that have endured the harsh conditions of the street. I nearly broke them running from the cops when I broke into a motel once with my girlfriends. I honestly don't mind the holes in them, as they give my toes room to breathe. For the jewelry, I'm wearing this glimmering silver bracelet and these 17 karat rings that I stole from a wealthy couple in an alleyway at night. They should've known better than to go down there during the nighttime! Anyways, I really cherish them as they're the only valuable items I have. I might pawn them so I could get money to buy a cherry vape though. For the hair, I done it real big beauty queen style. The rats love to sleep in it at night as it gives them the warmth they never have on the cold streets. I also put these black, fake roses that I found in the dumpster in my hair. They remind me of the ones that my dead friend Lizzy wore in her hair. Last but not least, for the makeup I wore dark eyeshadow, eyeliner, and mascara that I stole from the drugstore. Thank God that the cashier was stupid and didn't see me put them in the pocket of my jacket. I make sure to ration them out carefully as they're probably the only makeup I'll ever have for now. And even if I run out, I'll just use the ashes from the bonfire as eyeshadow or steal again.

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LANA'S EATING SPAGHETTI WE'RE GETTING A SPAGHETTI WESTERN THEME FOR LASSO WE WON

LANA YOUR GAGGERY IS INSANE

IF YOU GOT A TASTE FOR TERROR... TAKE LANA DEL REY'S ALTER EGO CARRIE TO THE PROM It's a prom song gone wrong for my alter ego, Carrie, a shy bullied teenage girl turned prom queen turned murderous telepath. For this look, I decided to wear my actual prom dress like the sad beauty queen I am. I stole it from some random dress company when I was modeling for them years ago. It's a truly stunning dress and everyone said I looked beautiful that night. Too bad Carrie murdered them. I also wore this glimmering diamond tiara, which was given to me as a prize for winning prom queen. Everyone loved me and voted for me, so I really am the queen of hearts. I was also given these gorgeous, red roses that remind me of the ones my boyfriend buys me when I'm mad. But I finally broke up with him, so these are the only roses I'm getting that are from anybody besides him. For my hair and makeup, I decided to put my hair in curls and to wear some mascara. I also painted my nails in the shade "Revenge". It's a really classy color. I kept everything rather simple because there's no use in getting ready and getting all dressed up when you're going to be dripping with blood. I can't remember if it's the blood those idiots dumped on me, the blood of everyone in my school that I killed, or my own blood that I use to write on the walls and in my notepad. Eitherway it's real and it creates this raw, authentic vibe. More blood will be shed because my stupid, b*tch- *ss photographer wouldn't give me the HQ photo and wouldn't let anybody else give it to me or else they would be sued. He's next; and it's a promise, not a threat.

LANA DEL REY'S RELIGIOUSLY RED LOOK For this holy look, I decided to channel my inner Spanish señorita in this divine red dress that resemble the roses that bloom for you. I bought it during my vacation in Spain from a traveling merchant man who said that it used to belong to a holy woman with a heart of gold who fought fire by the sea centuries ago. I can't believe it's in such pristine condition, it's like it was blessed with Maria's prayer. It was definitely worth the €10,000. I also wore this gorgeous cross necklace and emerald ring if you look closely. I can't remember if they're valuable family heirlooms or if I bought them from some department store. Eitherway, they're stunning and they really create this expensive flair. For the hair, I still kept it a darker shade of brown since my baby is has no room for light and likes his women Spanish, dark, strong, and proud. I should really break up with him some time soon. I also put it in these glamorous, vintage waves. I also decided to wear my red lipstick and get my makeup on, which is just simple mascara with some eyeshadow.

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LANA DEL REY'S VINTAGE AQUATIC CHIC SWIMSUIT For this look, I wore this vintage americana 1940s-1950s swimsuit that I got from a vintage store in Berkeley that I paid $8000 for. The store owner said that Marilyn Monroe wore it only for 2 hours at the beach. It conveys this feeling of nostalgia and a longing for a past which is now gone. I also wore these beautiful, bedazzled, kitsch statement earrings that I stole from Lizzy Grant's New Jersey trailer home while she was out doing an interview. I heard that she wore them in an unseen music video she made in 2008 that was uploaded online then was deleted 2 minutes later. I'm so glad I managed to get them, as they really complete my look. For my makeup, I painted my lips red to seem like cherries in the spring. I also wore mascara, eyeliner, and some eyeshadow that once belonged to Sylvia Plath. That's at Ieast what the Sephora employee said. I also painted my nails with red nail polish despite going into the bright blue ripples of the water. You can never have too much glamour. Last but not least, my hair is inspired off of old Hollywood glamour and I dyed it a darker shade of brown, since my baby said he would make it nighttime all today if he had his way so it would fit the mood of his soul.

I honestly love this so much this is absolutely hilarious

What happened y'all did she question the culture again???

I kinda like Queen Of Hearts

I almost forgot to choose my celeb so I'll be going as Lana

Why did these 3 months feel like an eternity