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"i'm so me, corinthians" "if you're not happy then it's not the ending"

that video of her lip-syncing during sound check... IJBOL

when Ignoring Taylor's Texts is the new All About Ethel then what

when it's Lana Del Rey - Eating Steak ASMR Lana Del Rey - Nap ASMR Lana Del Rey - Breathing air and crackling on a vape ASMR

TWO weeks. is a song by Fka Twigs. and who does Fka Twigs have beef with? CHARLI AND TAYLOR. HER WEB CONNECTS THEM ALL.

Jeremy was born 2 days after Chemtrails release- and he was born in 1975- and WHICH of Lana's friends dated someone from the 1975- TAYLOR. and who is engaged to the drummer from the 1975? CHARLI. And which iconic singer does she reference on Mean Girls? So that's TWO of Lana's friends connected to Jeremy. And Mean Girls is TWO words. And Jeremy was born TWO days after Chemtrails release. So when is the first TRWPS single? In TWO weeks!!!!!!! #LanaSleuthing #mindofamastermind

Lana’s in the neighbor’s pool sipping on a Mai Tai on a flamingo floatie, while a large alligator sunbathes by the edge of the pool. Once she realizes she got the wrong address, she dgaf, because she likes the shade and she wouldn’t want to be where everyone else is, because that would be mainstream and she’d be fitting in. In fact, she announced her arrival to the pool via text message, but three people did the same thing so she opted out and is tempting the pool boy so she can stay a bit longer at the neighbours. Oh, and her and the pool boy are now married.

OMG YOU PROPHESIED IT SHE JUST POSTED ONE ON HER INSTA

And 15 until we realize she was lying about TRWPS! Much to look forward to

Lana on April 24th when she realizes that she has to release a few songs before Stagecoach

Say Yes To Whopper, Say Yes To Meat

My Scottish grandmother just shared the most beautiful words with me, she said: "Lass, oh, there's no need to feel melancholia. The right person will stay. Behind the iron gates, in the tropico, someone loved you then and now. Your heart is rock candy sweet, your eyes are pacific blue, and your voice is like the sweet tunes of American Standards and Classics. Your love will fly high, it's a bird world. You'll be white hot forever.

I fear the pot isn't even on the stove- kitchen's a mess, there's an alligator in the sink, a body in the oven, and when you turn on the tap some brown sludge comes out

because that's on PERIODT!!!!

hopefully or else it will be available on my google drive

After the absolute EATERY she served at the Grammys I had to check her out- this is TALENT!!!!!

The gag next year when an AI version of Michael Jackson says "and the Grammy goes to... PERVERTS BY ETHEL CAIN" and Ethel comes on stage and shoots everyone

Lemme put a godamnn MARK

Inb4 AOTY is a tie and Taylor and Billie cut the Grammy in half on stage

Ugh why can't the big awards start at 5pm ET like the Lipsters

Ohhh I was gonna make a thread about them! The Lizard Review did a fantastic episode about them. Tired Boy is a fucking bop, Blonde + Stained Glass Window are great too,They have potential, I see a bit of Lana inspo in the visuals and sound, but the Lana nachos taste good asf. Hopefully we get a full LP from them eventually. I’d love to see them in concert too.

I would also like a single, however by that I mean a single man, 6’1, toned, large cock. But a Lana single would also be nice

It’s our month lipstahs Drought is OUT music is IN

Anyways who has been punished by love today? Is it happening to you? It's happening to everybody.

a douglas fir ↟ᨒ If you were an album from the 90s, which would you be?