HeartshapedChevrolet

*deletes Tennis Court from iTunes*
 
 
 

If Liz says her anniversary with Mike is on December 5, 2009, it stands to reason that they started dating the year before in 2008, in time for the things to fall apart after her album was recalled and to write "Afraid" in 2010. "Jump", however, appeared earliest in 2007. I feel confident they didn't date any longer because of the amount of men we have to discuss. Take Arthur Lynn--when were they photographed together? The Phenomena was active through 2007 so I bet they dated then and probably into the Sirens era. I think the only reason she dedicated "Jump" it to Mike is because he's featured in the video.

A half update. Comprehensive list attributing each song to a man without giving details (yet). Please give your input! Will post a question mark where I'm unsure. Doing this I'm digging the theory that Jimmy is still our famous addict and Lana's the other woman but ehhhhh I didn't write it in that style because that's not concrete
 
SIRENS
 

LANA DEL RAY
 

BORN TO DIE
 

PARADISE
 

2005-2006
 
 
 
2007-2008
 
 
 
2009
 
 
 
2010
 
 
 
2011
 
 
 
2012-2013
 
 
 
???
 
 

But I think she used cough syrup "cigarettes and robutussin"
I mean skull a bottle of that and you'll be seeing unicorns within the hour, and its like $12, I'm interested in what Tpd said, a picture of Lizzy injecting something? That would be more than a tad controversial, for Lana's sake I hope it never surfaces, she got clean and made the effort nothing worse than her drug days coming back to haunt her after she's done the long haul getting clean
 
At least alcohol can be cheap guys, I think I might become a rich drug dealer tbh

Absolute euphoria, meth is very similar to cocaine but longer lasting, you just feel like... Invincible, sometimes I feel like I'm apart from reality aswell, like I'm in a game or something, also I think about weird things, my mind tends to stray to the weirder side of things quickly when I'm high, sometimes I even feel like m floating or somehow like I'm moving differently or more elegantly? It's hard to describe, the only way you can tell I do it is if I'm high and you look into my eyes.. My pupils go HUGE, thats why i think lana looks super high in that picture, her eyes are like black... what my eyes look like.. it could just be a shit camera though,

where da fuck you buying your coke from.. an ounce is about 300$???????
I think you mean a point of cocaine for $20 lol

The way she still keeps it O.G

The way she still keeps it O.G

The way she still keeps it O.G

The way she still keeps it O.G

The chorus melody is really cute and I think the song would be great with a little more going on so no doubt the final version is great.
 
~Lanalytically~, it ties right in with Back to tha Basics. "Everybody's saying you're no good for me", "wrong side of the tracks"

Luv dirty Lana <3 Not as great as push me down, but still fun 

The heart shape her ass is

What a dirty song lol

Really long please forgive me! My Nice Big Jimmy/K Post, i Know it sounds weird but bear with me~
 
 
  Thankyou for reading aag i know its super long so if you read it/ agreed/ disagreed or whatever thankyou for bothering to read it, i dno how sitar does this im exhausted, its bed time for me ugh, anyways hope you like my theories and that it makes sense to you guys and im not to crazy, im not the best at english either so forgive me if its bad

She wants K to give heaven a try, maybe its refrencing that theyll be angels forever not matter wether he got into heaven or not he was still her angel? Idk
 
I feel sorry for barrie, i would feel hell bad hearing thise songs, pretty on par with like reading her diary lol
Black beauty sounds like she's depressed with the relationship, she seems happy with barrie he dosent seem like he would be so dark and unloving towards her

I think when she talks about dying her hair, her wedding dress, etc. in Black Beauty she's talking about present day~ she does it to honor him. And it also sounds as though its her way of mourning him~ making her outer self seem dark to match his inner self

most of the inspiration behind lana's writing is about video games. she used to be a video game nerd, hence video games.mp3 ~gamer girl~ that song is about a guy she met while playing video games online. if she stopped playing, their luv stopped too! </3
gimme them gold coins   
 
 
mafiosi hit type  
 
 
she also had a love affair with GAS STATIONS, especially one named K. it's where she got her beloved diet mountain dew after all
 
 
 
 
 
close tha thread! i figured it all out! 
 
im bored at work sry   

I really love all of this but I do personally think some of the stuff I've read here are a little too far-fetched. Not everything she writes is auto-biographical, I believe.

@@HeartshapedChevrolet :  Cool analysis! I really like your theory that Jimmy actually replaced K. Sounds logical to me.   I read your whole post yesterday but now I can’t remember everything. And I began to develop my own little theory while reading but now I just don’t know it anymore.   I shouldn’t read Lanalysis late at night….
 
 
Anyway, I’ve also thought quite a lot about who Black Beauty is about. The line “I dye my hair a darker shade of brown” hints obviously at Barrie. (or did she ever dye her hair dark before? I don’t think so.) So we could say BB is about Barrie and that’s it. (another random thing that caught my eye right now: Black Beauty – Barrie. But that doesn’t mean anything I guess.)
 
But for me the chorus gives rise to doubts because I think it's more a dark and depressed song. Like some others said before:
 
 
 
 
Well, I really don’t know anything about Barrie’s psychological state but to me he doesn’t seem that sad or depressed too.
So I'm not sure if BB is really about him but right now I'd rather say it's not.
 
Or maybe she’s mixing things up. Or maybe the song is actually about idk … K or whoever and she puts that dark-hair-reference in it to hide it from Barrie and make him think it’s about him.   

She wants K to give heaven a try, maybe its refrencing that theyll be angels forever not matter wether he got into heaven or not he was still her angel? Idk
 
I feel sorry for barrie, i would feel hell bad hearing thise songs, pretty on par with like reading her diary lol
Black beauty sounds like she's depressed with the relationship, she seems happy with barrie he dosent seem like he would be so dark and unloving towards her

Really long please forgive me! My Nice Big Jimmy/K Post, i Know it sounds weird but bear with me~
 
 
  Thankyou for reading aag i know its super long so if you read it/ agreed/ disagreed or whatever thankyou for bothering to read it, i dno how sitar does this im exhausted, its bed time for me ugh, anyways hope you like my theories and that it makes sense to you guys and im not to crazy, im not the best at english either so forgive me if its bad

She wants K to give heaven a try, maybe its refrencing that theyll be angels forever not matter wether he got into heaven or not he was still her angel? Idk
 
I feel sorry for barrie, i would feel hell bad hearing thise songs, pretty on par with like reading her diary lol
Black beauty sounds like she's depressed with the relationship, she seems happy with barrie he dosent seem like he would be so dark and unloving towards her

She wants K to give heaven a try, maybe its refrencing that theyll be angels forever not matter wether he got into heaven or not he was still her angel? Idk
 
I feel sorry for barrie, i would feel hell bad hearing thise songs, pretty on par with like reading her diary lol
Black beauty sounds like she's depressed with the relationship, she seems happy with barrie he dosent seem like he would be so dark and unloving towards her