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https://www.slantmagazine.com/music/charli-xcx-brat-album-review/
https://riffmagazine.com/album-reviews/charli-xcx-brat/
The critical acclaim's starting to roll in 

When every album is a masterpiece, it’s hard to have them all at the top.
 
just remember that Charli’s lowest ranked project still is better than almost any other artist’s best project 

I hope yall know major retailers like Target have POS restrictions that won’t allow the sale of an item before street date based on their UPC.
 
The only way we’ll get an early rip from someone finding it on the shelf is if an indie record store sells by accident (which would harm their business), someone who works at a record store rips it in secret, or someone steals it.

this is my ranking exactly omg taste. i also expect brat to take the no. 1 slot

I think about it all the time is actually about me waiting for Brat

Omg
 

claiming talk talk and mean girls

Before things get crazy just popping in to say chill out and don't get banned over a Charli XCX album
 
Don't ask where to find leaks, don't post leaks, put spoilery things in spoilers, have mercy on your fellow Lanaboardians, etc etc etc

The opening verse of Club Classics is like.. such an assault on my eardrums in the best way   
 
The heavy shifting kicks, Charli’s rap-like flow,  the dark dissonant chords, and RIGHT NOW.. RIGHT NOW.. RIGHT NOW….. like come ONNNN!! 

rewind is not a kelela cover its a paramore cover 

nurse...
 
 
yeah this is the ideal l word timeline

As long as it leaks on Tuesday so I can bop on my way home from the listening party I’ll be fine

the album releases in 4 days can u ******’s calm down 

If this is the album version and what we get - sublime. Fuck.

Sound is RIGHT up my alley.

the line is almost definitely ‘should we do a little key’, because it’s talking about the drug Ketamine which is referred to as doing ‘key’ and a ‘bump’ here in the U.K. (idk about anywhere else) and both of those terms are used in conjunction in 365 

oomf is a lying f-word 

LYRICS ON YOUR BOOBY 
 
i like that the 360 remix is a fully dif song, but i wish it had at least one lyric in common with the original like the VD remix (i'm just living that life, etc)
 
also it's so cool to hear robyn on 360 after charli and easyfun wrote speed drive w that cobrastyle interpolation

yes!! one of her clubbiest!!

me, who can't even have a cup of coffee without going into full blown panic: should we do a little key should we have a little line wanna go real wild when i'm BUMPIN THAT meet me in the bathroom if ya BUMPIN THAT

off topic but i kinda need her to throw pink diamond on the setlist for these brat shows...in real life could the club even handle us...

(pressing the pad on that side panel at boiler room) GEORGE