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Wanted to say the same as well, I'm actually interested if he's able to fulfill his promise to end a three year agonizing war in Ukraine in 24 hours 

I can't wait for tomorrow when this banana will end the war in Ukraine

I can't wait for tomorrow when this banana will end the war in Ukraine

Jesus christ what a fucking shit show

I was 14, I flew alone to England to see my mum. I was terrified af 😭

When did you see the sea/ocean for the first time?

13 Beaches vs White Dress 

13 Beaches vs Cherry

Y’all keep defending over everything- she can’t possibly know her husbands beliefs? She can’t possibly know how her staff are? Please…
 
I’ve gone overboard in the past but let’s just agree she’s a talented woman with a very dubious set of morale compass.

No matter who she is, you're going with me, right? Right? I just hope you're not a cheater..........
 
Congrats to everyone ♥️ I'm really happy for the rats 🐀 
Good night, I just don't wanna wake up tomorrow with a hangover after so many nectars...fck

I'm leaving because biotch and pinky won, so I'm going to celebrate somewhere..who's going to the afterparty?
just found this girl outside, I'm going with her, looks quite nice

...and I just know that i will end up in the  bathroom with @Francesco Carrozzini again

Can we speed this up? I'm drunk enough and the waiter has stopped paying attention to me

Since @Francesco Carrozzini hadn't come back from the bathroom, I finally found the right table...

Also @Embach my dear, congrats ♥️and join us 🥂

Oh ok I'm on my way bby

 

Guys I made it!

Where's the buffet? And a welcome drink? I'm new here, where should I sit? Which table?

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS LMAOO I need to log back onto that account rq!
 
Some content for the thread:
 
Disembodied poet and the poetry website dedicated to her + Lana referencing him in old tweets (if I remember correctly!!)
 
All the domains she owns, these are some off the top of my head:
Lanadelray.co.uk
Lizzygrant.com
Lizziegrant.com
Mayjailer.com
Princessofnewyork.com
They all redirect to lanadelrey.com 
 
Lana lying about her age during the early days of her career, although that one isn’t very deep in the iceberg because all it takes is watching a few early interviews lol 
 
And lastly, video games being listed as a 5 minute song on Lana’s MySpace 
 

I don’t remember when exactly, but since they were grown by the time Blue Banisters came out, I assume she got them in 2020 along with the cats? People were getting lots of pets during the pandemic, makes sense to me as in what other circumstance someone who is not a lot at home (like her) would get not one but four pets. 
 
Yes German Shepherds require a lot of attention, Tex and Mex were “lucky”(and I say lucky in “ “since I don’t know how this guy is treating them) that they were rehomed, because usually pets in the same situation end up in shelters and euthanized. I wished people in general did more research before getting a dog. 
 
I wish the lady well and understand that she had to flee and leave them with him, I just hope they are safe, as sometimes domestic abusers can be abusive to animals as well. 
 
Sorry for the long rant, I am a big animal lover and hearing this today made me sad, especially seeing the picture of them lying by the car. 

the sad truth is that they won’t have even gave it a thought until it went public. 

@Embach YOU ARE DESERVING!!  It’s time to accept that you are an icon and deserve all the awards you won last night! 

Oh my god. What the fuck. I'm actually lost for words. I don't know what to say, seriously. You know, I didn't really came to the awards hoping for a win because all I was looking for was a lot of fun and great company - which we got, it was really awesome and chaotic. Francesco, you're so damn funny, your humor was truly the peak of the night, each post got funnier, I've never had much fun laughing and reading your posts. It was joyful to read ultrablvd's posts as well, your humor is also amazing. Please, you two must win an award next year!!!
 
I love this place. I really wish I had joined earlier when I discovered this website in 2020. The time didn't feel right then though. Here, I truly feel myself. All weird and delusional, maybe it's that way because it's the Internet, most of us are here behind our screens with Lana as our profile photo icon, all of us either smiling, laughing, crying and vibing, sharing our love and admiration for a one certain person. That's the closest we could get to world peace. All of my life I had waited for a perfect place like this. And I'm so happy that I found it. This place changed my life and I think it made me a better person as well.
 
Looking all those awards I've won, I really do not think I deserved to win them (maybe except Most Active because I spend embarrassing amount of time here posting and commenting) because I haven't been here as a member for a long time and I feel that other members were more deserving of that because they have defined this place and I admire them so much. They make this place whole. Many of my fellow nominees in different categories were people I already loved when I was just a lurker. To be nominated alongside them was already a huge honor because perhaps they were the true reason I finally joined the forum. 
 
Thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who voted for me in this category or any other category I was nominated. It's heartwarming and sometimes flattering as well some people here were thinking of me while nominating and/or voting for me in those award categories. I'm very grateful for the warm welcome and support I have received since I joined this forum a bit over a year and a half ago. You're all so kind and friendly which is really heartwarming, even the winners of the rudest and dramatic awards are inside all awesome and cool, the pinnacle of the forum's humor and drama - which without I can't really imagine this place. The world leaders should all learn something from you everyone because I feel like this is our happy place which could make this world better. Like, the passion and commitment for this community is really admirable. 
 
Shoutout to the fellow nominees of Lipster Of The Year Award: 
 
Pantene123 - you're so cool, you were truly the highlight of 2024 here. I'll never forget those jaw-dropping moments where we were reading all of these riveting insights on Lana's unreleased music which without the fandom would be so different. Your humor is also great, keep up the good work!
 
Mer - you're so iconic. You're a true superstar of this fandom. I love reading your status updates and your endless support for Taylor Swift is a great example for being loyal fan and ignoring all the haters. Congratulations for all your sweeps, so deserved!
 
Dark Angel - you sweet beautiful soul, I love your enchanting presence here, I admire your love and knowledge for Lizzy Grant, I have learned a lot about Lana from you. 
 
Elle - I can't imagine this place without you. You're the rock of this forum. A goddess. You've carried this place for almost 10 years and your work is worth all the admiration. It's an honor for Lana to have a fan like you, I really hope you'll meet her this year as well! Congratulations for your deserved sweeps as well!
 
Also, some highlights and stunning moments of those awards - I'm so fucking happy for venice biotch, she came and swept the awards she was truly deserving of. Your designed rats are truly the cultural phenomenon of this site for years to remember. I was rooting for the thread to win since its inception. BethDufreneByTheBayouByYou winning their second consecutive award for Best Username shows how amazingly creative some users can be. I'm so happy that The Stargirl Pinky won the Bartender Award because this whole time they were praying to win this award and when they deservingly won they were so happy, it made me really joyful as well. I'm so happy that DeadSeaOfMercury and Pico Ocean Boulevard won the Underrated Member awards, they're the people I have already admired before actually joining the forum. Ivory Almonds winning their awards was a special moment as well, I can't imagine the site without them. Today, there were so many other winners here as well who truly deserved their winner and runner-up awards, I'm so happy for you. I'm happy for all the people who were nominated as well, these were all deserved and I hope to see you and other people nominated next year too! This speech is getting so long, sorry for being too sentimental sometimes, if I performed this onstage I think I would have been kicked out already, lol. But nevermind, my endless gratefulness and joy is never enough to put into words.
 
I'm honored to share this award with all of the fellow nominees - @Pantene123 @Mer @Dark Angel and @Elle - you were the ones to truly define the community and the forum in 2024. You're all such gorgeous people inside and out, so kind and friendly, also with great taste in music. All of your posts were worth waiting and reading for. I love you all so much to the moon & back and I'm sending all of my kisses and hugs to you.
 
Thank you. ♡
 

Being an European who doesn't even care about this app is a very entertaining seat to be in in the midst of all these meltdown videos. 

last sobs from the bed------> I am a proud Tough voter!  ✌🏼

No matter who she is, you're going with me, right? Right? I just hope you're not a cheater..........
 
Congrats to everyone ♥️ I'm really happy for the rats 🐀 
Good night, I just don't wanna wake up tomorrow with a hangover after so many nectars...fck

I'm leaving because biotch and pinky won, so I'm going to celebrate somewhere..who's going to the afterparty?
just found this girl outside, I'm going with her, looks quite nice

...and I just know that i will end up in the  bathroom with @Francesco Carrozzini again