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Honestly where is she?
 
I chose Josh Rachlin because he's really hot and the only memorable part of the "Carmen" video. Bradley is pretty pleasing to look at, at least in the videos he stars in, if you forget his gnome personality. But I'd sooner take Josh to funky town. A$AP is just kinda stupid, but I like to imagine them as friends
 
Unfortunately, out of all four of them (including Jaime :imbeingsarcasticbitch2: ), she really did have the most chemistry with Bradley. So those videos are sexiest.

Jaime King tbh
 

"You Can Be the Boss"

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Eulonzo


 

Both images of Lana



Colouring
Texture
Text
 
Davis
 
Backround
Colouring
Thorns
 
It was a pleasure working with you , Eulonzo. Hope we do it again

Um honey, you're beige. Literally and figuratively.

Well yeah, I mean she's still in the parking lot...

Yeah, that's the same I found, and fuck, it is the same font! *instantly hate myself* Ok, I fixed it
 
 
 
I did, stupid plants, always finding a way to get into pies
 
 
 
No they're not
 
 
 
Yes, a couple more songs and it would probably be an amazing album instead of a re-release/ep :imbeingsarcasticbitch2:
 
 
Okay I re-did them so they look kind of better:
 
this one
 
 
 
 
and this one
 
 
 
 
a brief description of what's going on:
 
shes in an amusement park you think shes having fun enjoying herself walking down the street as they whistle hi hi but oh oh no! you then remember shes lana del rey and shes just really sad about everything

How can you for a second not recognize that the one in the middle is the cutest, though? Two boring gray bitches trying to snatch at my beautiful coat...gee, that sure smacks of jealousy!

Oh my god, THANK YOU. This is so important. You are my only god.
 
 
http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/473-lanalysis-relating-songs-to-knownassumed-relationships/
 
 
The "Diet MTN Dew" post is suddenly password protected...can you guys see it? What did it say?
 
(OMG if Lizzy was pregnant...)

He remindes me of Gary Busey tbh.

Found this.. (I didn't screenshot it, I just googled)
 

 
 
(crying b/c her default pic is a picture of my boyfriend how sweet of her)

Everyone from home says that you’re so cool
Come on everybody to the boarding school
Everyone from town says that you’re so cool
Come on get down to the boarding school

L-l-let’s do drugs
Make love with our teachers
Come on, date a townie, let his tattooed-ass beat ya
I’m a fan of pro-ana nation
I do them drugs to stop the f-food cravings
If you wanna get high with me
I’m in the back doing crack, drinking P-P-Pepsi

Everyone from home says that you’re so cool
Come on everybody to the boarding school
Everyone from town says that you’re so cool
Come on get down to the boarding school

She trailer trash and everyone knows it
But she got a great ass and she knows how to show it
With American flags on each little finger
You’re crashing on Wall Street while I’m blowing up as a singer

If you wanna get that scholarship
Yale's not a problem, let’s solve it
Educated in the language of doin’ it
Get down like your tutor taught you to and do it

Everyone from home says that you’re so cool
Come on everybody to the boarding school
Everyone from town says that you’re so cool
Come on get down to the boarding school

If you wanna get that sugar cake
If you wanna be that pin-up queen
You can, you can
If you wanna do that South Beach swing
Or go on group vacationing
You can, you can, you can

When they said prolific, they weren’t kiddin’
You thought that I was just a calendar kitten
But now you heard me purrin’, tiger, you’re smitten
So let’s begin to major in the art of sinning

Everyone from home says that you’re so cool
Come on everybody to the boarding school
Everyone from town says that you’re so cool
Come on get down to the boarding school

Get down, get down…

Tell it, Maru! You guys are too cynical, there's plenty defending the honor of stuff because you like it in here as well.

I swear I'll buy some Jimmy Gnecco merch if I ever get the chance to meet Lana and just go to her show in a tee shirt or something. Just that casually I KNOW I've seen the screenshot of "Yayo" on his Facebook...it was on a search engine or something. But I'm half convincing myself that I'm just crazy and that never happened. It's really all I could ask for right now.
 
Relationship discussion probably should be under Lanalysis, really...For instance, I didn't know she may have had a fling with Arthur Lynn! Gosh. Maybe earlier in her career it was more appropriate to ask for names and such...but to actually track them down? Wow!
 
On-topic: SLEUTHERS, ALL I WANT IS PROOF THAT SHE POSTED "YAYO" ON JIMMY GNECCO'S PROFILE.

The staff that work for H&M will grow to hate the song so much i'm sure lol!

http://www.repeatfanzine.co.uk/interviews/Lana%20Del%20Rey.htm
 
You'll notice it says thanks to Lana and to Ben @ SSB, for all of their time and help
 
It was Ben from SSB's (aka her current manager) soundcloud where the second TIWMUG demo+ other tracks were recently found. SMH at that leaker. Gonna report his own ip to him. Also, I just like the "Sex on Ice" playlist she creates. :smiles:

Not working, what is this?
 
 
The boyfriends! Meaning he got to actually meet them and ask them about her? HOW?!

I got my hands on this today. Unfortunately, they aren't available to purchase, but living in London obviously played to my advantage for a change.
 

Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

Let’s get started!



EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



ADVANCED LANALYSIS



IN SUMMARY..

Lingering questions…
- Who the fuck is K?
- Who the fuck is Ray?
- Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
- What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
- When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
- Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
- Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

Assumptions Made:
- Lana was a gogo dancer.
- K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
- Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
- Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
- She fucked Bradley.
- Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
- The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
- The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
- The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.

Looks like I'm looking forward to some different things that aren't too relevant to a pop forum...I keep a list
 
Muse's new album The 2nd Law is out on October 2nd.
 
One of my favorite bands, the Mountain Goats, are releasing their new album Transcendental Youth on October 2nd as well, but you don't have to add that because it's such a random thing for a Lana forum.
 
My boo Patrick Wolf is releasing an acoustic album on October 15th called Sundark and Riverlight.
 
A$AP Rocky and Lana Del Rey's official collaboration, supposedly with a better verse from A$AP, is out on Halloween. Am I the only one left still caring about that?
 
Am I allowed to say our own Hunter's mixtape? Because I really like his music and I will honestly freak out when it comes out, and that's on Halloween, too.
 
Azealia Banks' Broke With Expensive Taste is a little for off, but has a release date--February 12, 2013.

The addition of Damon Albarn was really lovely, I'm hoping someone makes an mp3 out of this sooner or later because it really was a good performance. I fully expected her voice to crack whenever she did those long, held out high notes, but it didn't! She's doing so well.

LOVING this image.
 
 
 

The addition of Damon Albarn was really lovely, I'm hoping someone makes an mp3 out of this sooner or later because it really was a good performance. I fully expected her voice to crack whenever she did those long, held out high notes, but it didn't! She's doing so well.

LOVING this image.