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is that woodkid they have the same forehead

doesn't yoanne lemoine always wear hats like that?

pls stop joking about the malaysian flight this is the second time and its just wrong and unnecessary

maybe this era she's gonna portray herself as the derp she truly is (if these pictures are any indication of the video's direction)

bradley looks even grosser than he did before how is that possible

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen lmaoooooooooooooo

she looks like she just did heroin

its so fucking good but to whoever censored lana:

"jazz" is just a term for like random shit isn't it? i.e i wanted tacos so i bought some cheese and tequila and "all that jazz" i wouldn't put any stock into it. lana not only loves to fuck with people's heads, but rather than saying "soon" she has to be ~unique and ~creative and ~mysterious in how she goes about it or maybe she just thinks of 'jazz' as an umbrella term for "cool" music. a genre that's known for being transgressive and non-linear (i.e "unlistenable") i think she feels as if jazz is one of those 'cerebral' forms of music; something to ~contemplate and something to analyze. one of those unusual genres that isn't appreciated or accepted by the masses and therefore something she doesn't mind drawing comparisons to. so maybe there are jazz elements or maybe its just another "cool" way to describe things lana is creative but paradoxically, somewhat superficial so its hard to tell with her

but its only marketing if people actually know your name. you could walk up to any person on the street and ask if they heard about the release of "beyoncé" and the answer would be either yes or no if you asked if they heard about the new lana del rey album, the majority of people would say "who?" or "rly cool and rly interesting" and walk away unfazed

lana has too much pride and too much of an ego to copy beyoncé and she's nowhere near as famous so she'll obviously need the marketing

mermaid motel makes me feel like a skank trash, brite lites, and dance man are also sexy, in that slithery kind of way

i've liked her since summer of 2011, although my obsession didn't peak until the beginning of january 2012 i never get this way with artists, actors, or musicians but i feel an intrinsic connection so i will always love her. i'm younger than her but not like by 10 years (like the majority of people on this forum?) so i hope i continue to relate in sync with her as she evolves. unless she doesn't, in which case she'll just be a fond relic of my youth and of my general curiosities but i'll never forget about her! i don't think

i typically get more affected by melodies than lyrics and pawn shop blues usually makes my stomach hurt

~they're disgusting ~i'm

yea cause people on twitter aren't ever fucking idiots

i just listened to it! its rly good huh i give it like 7/10 bloody tears

... from this forum?

why wasn't there any kind of VIP thing offered for the shows that were initially announced (in SF, vegas, etc) if only half of the shows have some kind of meet and greet i'm gonna be pissed

apparently these are all the pre-sale passwords in case anyone needs them. not sure if its already been posted but http://ticketcrusader.com/lana-del-rey-presale-passwords/

can someone please PM it to meeeeeeeeeeeeee

hunny, based on 97% of the posts you've made so far, it doesn't seem like you're going to be nice to anyone while you're here

looks like she's having a ton a fun lmao maybe its her demeanor that's playing a bit of a trick on her general appearance

EP should be called "dystopia" darker flip side of paradise + not-so-subtle clockwork reference

the fact that she would comment on a fan's photo means that she's pretty aware of what's being said about her online... right? it makes me think that she probably browses lb on a semi-regular basis lmao