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Thread for evilentity's Sex Tips? (you can borrow my coconut oil = lube idea)

Stand by for the Auto-Tuned loon's entrance in 3, 2, 1... Nothing bulimic about it, just straight-up sex. You even see that kind of sex in Hollywood movies. I can't get into BD but i totally get the heavy.

This thread is so funny. Okay, here's the PEREZ UPDATE with full text message transcription, haa. Me: Omg i just saw a picture of perez hilton and i totally remember this guy from [name of school]. Friend: You just figured that out? Me: Ha i don't remember anything about him, just his face. Was he an asshole? Friend: I cant believe that fuckers famous. He was an outcast loserish kid...hung out with other dorks etc Me: Was he nice at all or a typical [name of school] dick? Also, do you remember if he was homophobic? Friend: He was a year above us so i dont remember details...I think he talks about it in an article online...Dont think he was phobic I gotta go watch videos now and hear him speak. EDIT: "But what motivates Perez isn't his inflated traffic numbers, his body painting fans or his access to D-List celebrities. He's an example of a gay, Latino boy getting revenge on everyone who ever called him a faggot. He's determined to show the world he's someone. Even if that someone is the most hated person on the internet. We do have to hand it to him for making so much from so very little. We look forward to his E! True Hollywood Story when he one day goes out in a fiery blaze of gay glory. Until then, we'll sit back and watch. Perez Hilton [MySpace] When Mario Met Meth: MORE Perez Hilton High School Photos - Back When He Was Thin & Fabulous! [Wendy Wayrad] The Truth About Perez Hilton's Traffic [Gawker] Images [Vanity Fair, Wendy Wayrad, PerezHilton]"

BRB, gonna go cruise around listening to The Beach Boys with Daddy Rob. In his Ford Thunderbird. Because i'm a dude and i luv cars.

Haa, well i don’t want to jump to conclusions...(yet). I mean, i guess he could have been one of the very few nice kids? Maybe it's the typical story of a nobody who was tired of being forgotten in the shadows, so he turned into an outspoken asshole as a ticket to fame. I’m still waiting for my friend to respond to my text. He may not even remember him either, but i think he would because he went to that school from 6th to 12th grade (though “Perez” would have graduated already when my friend was a senior). But, my god, i cannot even tell you how many homophobic bullies in that school turned out to be gay. It's staggering. It's like the biggest cliche in the world. Aside from that reaction, i'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole. She says to a male who hates cars. Hey, don't show evil the naked one.

Oh my god, haaa, this is hilarious. So, i kept looking at this picture--in a way similar to when i'm fixated on the gruesome image of a roadkill carcass--because he looked so familiar to me. It was the sort of familiarity that is disturbing, where you just have to figure it out, otherwise it's going to drive you nuts. And i knew it wasn't just a case of someone looking like someone i know, but rather that it's a person i actually know. Remember that i don't know shit about pop culture. So i did a reverse image search and i see that this is Perez Hilton. Sure, i've heard the name before and i have a vague idea that he's some sort of internet asshole who does nothing. Something involving a blog and celebrities and bullshit? Then, as i looked through pictures of him on Google, it became absolutely certain that i know that smarmy face from somewhere. Then i realized i went to school with him. I remember this asshole. He was a grade ahead of me. I looked him up on Wikipedia and, sure enough, all the info matches. Gawd, what terrible memories returning to strangle my brain, please return from whence you came. Nearly everyone in that school was a bigoted, racist, homophobic (of course half the school was gay), vacuous dick. Ugh. I only went to that school for 7th, 8th, and half of 9th grade before i told my parents there was just no way i could go back, so i transfered to another school. I don't remember anything at all about this guy (just his face), but if i had to guess, he probably called me a faggot, along with the rest of the school, like every other day. Who knows though, maybe he was one of the few decent ones! Oh, i know, i'm gonna ask my friend (actually, the person who introduced me to Lana) who went to the school with me. He'll probably remember. Oh god, but he just looks like such an asshole, do i even have to ask?

What's wrong with/creepy about wearing the same jacket all the time? Hello? Do you think this girl has an actual interest in these celebrities or is she just into the idea of meeting moderately famous people? Didn't we establish that we don't have a single picture of her without makeup?

I "remember" seeing the Rehab title on a MySpace screenshot, i want to say late 2011/early 2012, but my brain may be filling in that false memory.

Come on Sitar, i <3 U but you know it's true. She'd be indifferent toward you. You're way too old to go up to her yelling and crying like a 14 year old girl with a sharpie in your hand, gaining her love with your cute dedication, but you're not old and skeevy enough for her to really notice you and eagerly give you a taste of her Pepsi Cola. You're in the weird middle ground, evil, the no man's land. We're there together. Pass me a beer.

God, look at this. I was searching for info on Fiona's new song, Dull Tool, to see if my suspicion that it's a Jon Brion production was correct, and i came across this Slate article that is still, more than seven years later, perpetuating the myth that Extraordinary Machine was delayed by the record company: "Musically, it’s a sequel to Apple’s previous albums with Brion—their last collaboration was infamously delayed by the label for years and never released in its original form." This kind of stuff really bugs me. Some myths never die, i guess. Especially when the myth centers around the romantic notion of an unjust struggle between the Artist and the Record Busine$$. There's this knee jerk reaction to side with the Artist and assume they're being manipulated and kicked around by the guys in suits. A lot of people can't or don't want to wrap their head around the idea of the big, bad major label giving the artist total freedom, endless resources, and all the time in the world to do exactly as the artist pleases, only to make the decision to shelve their own work. It's easier to create a villain to deflect blame from one's hero.

Wait...

This was my same thought as i was reading that. Maddy is the ~ iconoclast ~ of LanaBoards. Here's another question to add to this great thread: Should Back to tha Basics have been on Born to Die since they both have "to" in their title???????

Lizzi and i were buds on Makeoutclub and then she added me on Friendster when that came along, but then when MySpace became all the rage, she dropped me like a turd. I do remember CG saying she met her in the Lizzy days.

I had totally forgotten about Alternative Nation with Kennedy. She annoyed me but i was attracted to her. This is almost verbatim what i wrote to her in part of an email i sent her sometime in late 2011. Then i found out she was no longer using that email address. Yeah, i remember all that. Remember when Faith No More did Epic and Mike Patton was punching a weird, life-size Hitler doll? What about 2 Live Crew doing Me So Horny? My home town Miami reprazentin on national TV (gosh, i remember around this time you could not escape 2 Live Crew in the local news and parents were outraged haa). Or how about Madonna and Arsenio flirting hardcore for like half an hour? But nothing on that show was more amazing than this. SUCH a great, awkward moment in TV history: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6W5_CSk044 I remember waiting for Poison (gawd, haa) to come on and then this happened and i had no idea what was going on. One last note...this whole thread makes me think of this portion of a Frank Zappa interview. I don't care much for Zappa's music, but i really like and respect him a lot as a person, and i'm usually in agreement with a lot of his politics. What he says here i agree with 100%. I love this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TMqS4F7Zc4

Okay, Fred Durst? If that's the case, i'd rather hang out all day with Dave Navarro and record an album with him and grab dinner together. I would let Dave Navarro slap my face with his dick before i would want or even consider anything involving Fred Durst other than shooting his limp body into deep space.

A lot of these speculations seem to be leaving no room for evolving naturally. It's not as if there was one course or another for her career, each following one, rigid line. BTD being her major label debut doesn't mean she's just going to churn out a variation of that sound/style every year or two, just as there's no reason to believe that she'd be releasing a variation of AKA every year or two had that record been released on a major. I just came across this article and thought it was relevant to this and pretty funny: M.I.A. Album Delayed Because Label Thinks It's Too Positive. Don't know how truthful she's being though. It was actually the opposite, which is baffling. If you recall, when the media was blowing up at the end of last year with all of the "exposés" about her, their bizarre and totally unfounded claim was that she was toiling away in obscurity as a kind of pop princess that was now trying to erase her past and garner "indie cred." Uhhhhhh... There is no guarantee of that. Again, that wouldn't be a rerelease, it would be a rerecording of the album, and all of this talk would then be moot. AKA is a completed, released album with a big name producer, not a collection of demos. If the album is going to be rereleased then it's going to be rereleased. The only possible change that could be done to it while still constituting a rerelease is the album being remastered. Anything else being done to it is another story. The one time she mentioned anything (i believe there's only been one mention of it, right?) she said it would be rereleased, she didn't say she was redoing the record. And remember that the rights to the original recordings have been bought by her/Interscope.

Kahne is a "bigger" producer than Emile Haynie. Also, AKA is not more "stripped back" than BtD, it's just produced (and engineered) differently. Those are different scenarios. There has been talk of AKA being rereleased, not rerecorded.

Ha, i was going to mention you too but i couldn't think of a funny MTV scenario involving you as a little kid. I still have some of my VHS tapes of stuff i recorded from MTV. Headbangers Ball, 120 Minutes, MTV News, etc. Interspersed throughout these tapes are music performances on the ARSENIO HALL Show. Oh man, remember Adam Curry? Of course you do. I wanna hear that! I can totally see this. I would so watch that. And i'd expect you to infuse the show with a heavy dose of feminism.

Haa i watched those two also (amongst others). Party of Five, Wednesday nights at 8. What tragedy will strike the Salinger family this week. I raise you Daniel Johnston. A little elusive at first, but the message is in there:

You know, every time she says this i think of the episode of My So-Called Life when Angela is at the house party and Jordan Catalano is trying to have sex with her. Am i alone in thinking this? My So-Called Life? Anyone? .... Naw, i bet PrettyBaby sat in front of the tube as a kid swooning over Axl Rose and other hair boys. Also, while we're on the subject. 1985: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oCPNMZuWwI

I was sitting at my kitchen table having some tea when i looked across the way over at a tall tree. I noticed a little bird, a cardinal, high up in one of the branches. It was speaking to another bird, a little finch, and it said, "Just because there's a Thread for Minor, General Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread doesn't mean the search function is now obsolete." It was the damndest thing. Anyway, my tea is getting cold, i better go.

I agree that she isn't made for this industry, and that she often becomes defensive in interviews, but i actually wasn't referring to interviewers pushing her with their questions. What i meant was that sometimes they seem to be treating her as if she's some kind of freak or just a complete novelty and nothing more.

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Sunkist. Or is that not around anymore? I haven't had it since probably 1992 or something. He probably did and she's just changing the story now.