Escapism

if only… and it’s the money power glory remix

the one that said they shit themself could definitely use this time without any worries!

One of the special guests is for sure that wacky ass dysfunctional microphone

now that that’s over let’s switch it up!

there’s something so sweet seeing lizzy homemade video clips at one of if not Lana’s largest crowd ever and at coachella

LIZZY GRANT MY BELOVED

she’s so gorgeous honestly

OKAYYY LITTLE MISS JULIET CAPULET ON THE BALCONY TEASE!

her live performances of without you are always so much better and more emotional than the album version

JEALOUSL GIRL

this will be a historic day for the lana fandom.. I JUST KNOW IT!

when she opens up the show with “MY PUSSY TASTES LIKE PEPSI COLA, MY EYES ARE WIDE LIKE CHERRY PIES” and officially brings back cola to the set list.. THEN WHAT??? (coachella doesn’t deserve AKA treatment leave it for when she does a personal concert for lanaboard users at a smaller venue so we can listen to her sing pawn shop blues and for k pt 2 in its proper setting )

everytime i see lana do something special for her cali fans.. again i feel and understand this video with every fiber of my being whens it gonna be MY turn to have a lana exclusive event by me?!?

his pulp art books go for like 50 US bucks each if that’s any indication of a pricing point.. or at the very least the starting point. they’re also LP sized. and im sure neil and whatever publisher he’s working with (not sure how much lanas team would be involved in this but i would assume they are too) is well aware that he will have an audience for this book so i would not be surprised if it was around $100. my only hope is it’s not limited.

class of 2013 by mitski…if u know.. u know every fucking time i hear those three piano notes start up it’s a complete shift in my mood and mentality. it doesn’t matter what I listen to before. it could even be BOOM LIKE THAT and it still would not save me from the chokehold class of 2013 has me in. (EXACTLY LIKE THIS STUPID GIF)

ONLY EVER IN DREAMS I WRAP MY ARMS AROUND YOUUUU AND STANDING IN THE WATER WITH MEE I CAN TELL YOU WHAT I WANNA TELL YOUUUU I HOPE ITS NOT JUST A BAD DREAM I HOPE ITS NOT JUST A SAD DREAMMMM…. (in another better universe im imaging myself listening to the Ghost EP on vinyl)

agree with everyone else that said it would be an American vintage diner themed.. now if this was lanas creation I’d think SPAGHETTI would be on the menu. in an interview i remember her saying that’s most of what she’d eat at some point plus there’s this: and part of the dessert list would certainly be soft (vanilla) ice cream.. come on now!

youre telling me this isnt an ldr village release…

bbm baby

im very much inclined to try this but i know i shouldn’t. i know ill have another ben & jerrys food phase if i do. i was able to manage it. but i cannot be walking a mile to and from the store to buy a couple of these small expensive ass tubs of eccentric flavored ice cream, a bottle of vodka and reading fan fictions to pass time. not again. the COVID lockdown was a dark depressing place.

neil krug just dropped his polaroid camera and hasn’t been seen since.

and you are correct!

stripper… singer….trapeze artist…waitress…go-go dancer…gangsta… serial killer…married four times somehow in five countries… she’s had many occupations in her life. just take a look: i feel like this is just the tip of the lana del rey job resume past work experience iceberg

honestly i was thinking.. if lana does that covers album (assuming it’s still being put together and not collecting dust on a shelf) i would not at all mind if it was entirely in this style cry me a river can go on it too with updated production