joshuasean2900

Born To Die - 22
Off To The Races - 23 Blue Jeans - 27 Video Games - 20 Diet Mountain Dew - 15 ( - ) National Anthem - 21 Radio - 18 Carmen - 15 Summertime Sadness - 15 This Is What Makes Us Girls - 16 Without You - 15 Ride - 25 ( + ) American - 21 Cola - 22 Blue Velvet - 14 Gods & Monsters - 20 Yayo - 16 Bel Air - 16  Burning Desire - 16   At this pace, we're gonna find the survivor of BTD+P by next week, aren't we 

Lana's wearing glasses on the cover for Honeymoon so obviously that's symbolism for covering up the triangles in her eyes and that's obviously proof don't ask for any rational reasoning but just believe me and also on the M3LL155X cover twigs' hand grows through her face and that's clearly symbolism for the birth of the antichrist and the imminent death of the world if you want to save your soul i'd recommend katy perry's christian rock album save yourself before it's too late guys save youreslves

@@leaked_version I've been trying to avoid saying this but I can't hold back any longer: seriously, what is your problem? Honestly, are you only here to argue against people who don't agree with your opinion what is clearly the only true way to see things? "Honeymoon is a flop and if you say otherwise you're wrong. TBD isn't a career highlight because I SAID SO (but I'll pass it off as sarcasm later when I'm getting hate for it)." You're so negative - can you not say something positive without tacking something negative onto the end? What the fuck is your problem? This is a place where we discuss Lana, one of our favourite artists. I honestly think (bare in mind I've only been on the boards for ~ 2 months) that you're like the anomaly in a science experiment that drags all of the data down (except you're the negativity that drags the positivity of this otherwise lovely community). Have you always been like this? Do you genuinely spend your time on the LanaBoards (pretty much 8 months out of the past ~ 2 years) contradicting everyone and trying to get them to see your opinion the only way things can be interpreted? Maybe I'm just extremely naive and you're the biggest troll in the history of forever, but I think the moment I realised you weren't was when you told me that Lana was a pop singer signed to a major label. That's honestly the most vague thing you could ever say. That's the same as saying Lana's a fish in an ocean. If you genuinely spend all of your time in these forums slating Lana, you seriously need to evaluate what you spend your time doing.

great post.
 
Note how quick LV calls everyone who doesn't want to put up with the negativity a troll when in fact LV is the classic negative troll,
the person on every youtube and comment that tries to get the first word in to be negative.
 
We can say enough of the bullshit hatred and we don't have to be bullied here
and LV does it by starting a fake meme and then people take it as real, so they already follow up with a slight negative leading to more and more
 
ENOUGH
 
Lana supporters have had to deal with hatred now for years, and Lana has beaten the haters
 
Why do we have to be subjected to the hatred here?

You can't just dictate which songs are her career highlights. That's the point of a personal opinion. Just because you evidently adore these songs doesn't mean that everyone should agree with you and it certainly doesn't mean that they are Lana's career highlights, period. Your opinion isn't all that. It means as much as everyone else's opinion around here.
 
For the record, I think TBD is a career highlight too.

@@leaked_version I've been trying to avoid saying this but I can't hold back any longer: seriously, what is your problem? Honestly, are you only here to argue against people who don't agree with your opinion what is clearly the only true way to see things? "Honeymoon is a flop and if you say otherwise you're wrong. TBD isn't a career highlight because I SAID SO (but I'll pass it off as sarcasm later when I'm getting hate for it)." You're so negative - can you not say something positive without tacking something negative onto the end? What the fuck is your problem? This is a place where we discuss Lana, one of our favourite artists. I honestly think (bare in mind I've only been on the boards for ~ 2 months) that you're like the anomaly in a science experiment that drags all of the data down (except you're the negativity that drags the positivity of this otherwise lovely community). Have you always been like this? Do you genuinely spend your time on the LanaBoards (pretty much 8 months out of the past ~ 2 years) contradicting everyone and trying to get them to see your opinion the only way things can be interpreted? Maybe I'm just extremely naive and you're the biggest troll in the history of forever, but I think the moment I realised you weren't was when you told me that Lana was a pop singer signed to a major label. That's honestly the most vague thing you could ever say. That's the same as saying Lana's a fish in an ocean. If you genuinely spend all of your time in these forums slating Lana, you seriously need to evaluate what you spend your time doing.

You don't discuss though, that's the thing. You argue, you contradict and you slate. There's no heat here, you're just argumentative and want to get your point across a million times with a million different reasons because, clearly, you think your opinion means a ton more than the rest of ours do. If there is any heat, you're creating it. If you want to make my (not actually that) long answer short, I never said once "who the fuck are you", I asked what your negativity problem is. If anything, you've just proved my point because you haven't actually answered the question I posed to you.

You can't just dictate which songs are her career highlights. That's the point of a personal opinion. Just because you evidently adore these songs doesn't mean that everyone should agree with you and it certainly doesn't mean that they are Lana's career highlights, period. Your opinion isn't all that. It means as much as everyone else's opinion around here.
 
For the record, I think TBD is a career highlight too.

You can't just dictate which songs are her career highlights. That's the point of a personal opinion. Just because you evidently adore these songs doesn't mean that everyone should agree with you and it certainly doesn't mean that they are Lana's career highlights, period. Your opinion isn't all that. It means as much as everyone else's opinion around here.
 
For the record, I think TBD is a career highlight too.

You can't just dictate which songs are her career highlights. That's the point of a personal opinion. Just because you evidently adore these songs doesn't mean that everyone should agree with you and it certainly doesn't mean that they are Lana's career highlights, period. Your opinion isn't all that. It means as much as everyone else's opinion around here.
 
For the record, I think TBD is a career highlight too.

You can't just dictate which songs are her career highlights. That's the point of a personal opinion. Just because you evidently adore these songs doesn't mean that everyone should agree with you and it certainly doesn't mean that they are Lana's career highlights, period. Your opinion isn't all that. It means as much as everyone else's opinion around here.
 
For the record, I think TBD is a career highlight too.

You can't just dictate which songs are her career highlights. That's the point of a personal opinion. Just because you evidently adore these songs doesn't mean that everyone should agree with you and it certainly doesn't mean that they are Lana's career highlights, period. Your opinion isn't all that. It means as much as everyone else's opinion around here.
 
For the record, I think TBD is a career highlight too.

Lights On by FKA twigs

Born to Die - 21 ( + )
Off to the Races - 22 Blue Jeans - 25 Video Games - 17  Diet Mountain Dew - 16 National Anthem - 20 Radio - 18 Carmen - 15 Summertime Sadness - 15 This Is What Makes Us Girls - 15 Without You - 15 Ride - 24 American - 19  Cola - 22 Body Electric - 13 ( - )  Blue Velvet - 13 Gods & Monsters - 20 Yayo - 16 Bel Air - 15 Burning Desire - 16   Looks like daddy whitman can't save this song   

Black Water is fantastic

I'm actually a fan of Black Water. I know it's pretty divided opinion-wise but I quite liked it, especially Midnight Sun, 1 for Me and Ain't Ready (of course it couldn't be a full length song  ). It's probably my favourite Tinashe mixtape.

All I Need (Live) - Foxes

She'll be the first actually-hologramed celebrity and we wont even know when it happens. 
 
About 5-15 years later, when NASA makes it to Mars, they'll discover Lana on a lawn chair lying out in the excruciatingly unguarded solar rays while drinking thawed out Mars water from a martini glass. It will be unclear how she is capable of such a feat. 
 
5 years later, Lana drops a vaporwave album that consists her moaning over 1990s weather channel music. 3 years after that, she announces another short film where she is paired with Elon Musk and Jesus on a SpaceX spaceship. 
 
5 years even later, Lana announces at a breakthrough physics conference that humanity has discovered unlimited energy. And even then, with unlimited energy, Lana still hasn't released the short film.  With unlimited energy, medical technologies are no longer costly to produce, and mankind produces permanent life extension drugs. Lana, after taking these life extension drugs, allegedly tells Rolling Stones magazine that she "still wishes she was dead already". 

I just had an epiphany, I need to go to Tiffany's
 
Aaaaanyways, why doesn't she do a live set and puts it on YT performing songs from Hennymoon?
 
I mean, she could just rent a room, let her band come over, hire like two or three background singers since she wants to work with some in the future anyway and let Francesco hold the camera.
 
She could play like 6 songs from Honeymoon and upload it on Vevo.
 
If she doesn't want to perform on TV or TV shows simply don't wanna book her and a tour is prolly not happening anyway, she can at least do this.
 
She has all the resources she needs: money to pay the musicians, material to work with and a boyfriend who is a director.

I love The Other Woman.

None of ya'll have chill    MTWBT came out a week ago

New letters:
 

 
 
 
And the best of those three (I know that the illumination of Lana and flamingos is seemingly from different sources, but that adds to surrealism; like it is day and night at the same time):
 

Born to Die - 17
Off to the Races - 23
Blue Jeans - 19
Video Games - 16
Diet Mountain Dew - 16
National Anthem - 17
Radio - 15
Carmen - 16
Million Dollar Man - 16
Summertime Sadness - 15
This Is What Makes Us Girls - 14
Without You - 15
Lolita - 10
Lucky Ones - 0     (this motherf**ker is dead)
Ride - 18
American - 17
Cola - 22
Body Electric - 16
Blue Velvet - 11
Gods & Monsters - 17
Yayo - 16
Bel Air - 18
Burning Desire - 15