Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,749]

somehow i get the feeling she won't cover the band that sued (?) her. it would be great though... i think lana could do a really haunting version of creep or all i need (or any of their more love themed songs)

allow me to introduce u to the rumored no surprises cover

[Rorman Nockwell 54,564]

Bitches drag their mate for choosing nuclear green and then put it in the "yes" category. I'm bitches.

 

[movebaby 5,379]

I made a Tiermarker for ranking preferred NFR vinyl colours. Almost all of the submissions from the audience were green, so I selected a few greens, and picked a few other colours in case some crazy person wants orange or something.

 

https://tiermaker.com/create/nfr-vinyl-colour-preferences-152680

 

And these were the audience submissions for reference, so that we can make fun of those people who picked visually offensive tones like nuclear green @movebaby

 

make fun of me all you want but i’ve decided i’m bored of laurel canyon vibes and this album needs to be rebranded as a cyber-punk-electro-goth-rave-dance-techno release, beginning with a violently green vinyl

Bitches drag their mate for choosing nuclear green and then put it in the "yes" category. I'm bitches.

 

you know you love me xoxo gossip girl

[SylviaPlath 570]

allow me to introduce u to the rumored no surprises cover

 

 

oh lol what???

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,749]

make fun of me all you want but i’ve decided i’m bored of laurel canyon vibes and this album needs to be rebranded as a cyber-punk-electro-goth-rave-dance-techno release, beginning with a violently green vinyl

Lana's PC music era 

[Beautiful Loser 46,472]

Lol, not Coachella being under fk no

[SylviaPlath 570]

@ anyone putting the neon/nuclear green in anything but the bottom tier... what the FUCK is wrong w you

[movebaby 5,379]

@ anyone putting the neon/nuclear green in anything but the top tier... what the FUCK is wrong w you

 

i agree

[Make me your Dream Life 83,505]

Ok but check that Favorites is wanda and cosmo's coachella 

[TrashMagiq 55,574]

us when we associate the NFR songs with colors

[Make me your Dream Life 83,505]

@ anyone putting the neon/nuclear green in anything but the bottom tier... what the FUCK is wrong w you

Actually I disagree, it'd look real great translucent, but it'd have to have the right kind of sheen or hue 'else it'd look like an amoeba frisbee

[movebaby 5,379]

everyone can go home now, the correct opinion has arrived

 

[Make me your Dream Life 83,505]

everyone can go home now, the correct opinion has arrived

 

FLIP IT NOW 

[movebaby 5,379]

Actually I disagree, it'd look real great translucent, but it'd have to have the right kind of sheen or hue 'else it'd look like an amoeba frisbee

 

petition for lana to change the album title to Amoeba Fucking Frisbee

[Beautiful Loser 46,472]

Maybe a splattered vinyl to mimic paint...

[movebaby 5,379]

FLIP IT NOW 

 

flip it good

 

[Make me your Dream Life 83,505]

petition for lana to change the album title to Amoeba Fucking Frisbee

+points for consistency 

[Rorman Nockwell 54,564]

Maybe a translucent vinyl to mimic the tears of frustration we have all shed during this era

[Make me your Dream Life 83,505]

flip it good

 

This song is a piece of my soul 

[movebaby 5,379]

This song is a piece of my soul

 

whatever differing vinyl opinions we may have, we have this in common