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Which of Lana's boyfriends would you date? (Updated to include NEW boyfriends!)

Which of Lana's boyfriends would you date?  

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  1. 1. Which of Lana's boyfriends would you date?

    • Steve Mertens
      6
    • Mike Mizrahi
      3
    • Barrie
      22
    • Francesco
      22
    • G-Eazy
      3
    • Chase
      8
    • The c*p
      9
    • Jack Antonoff
      5
    • Joe
      1
    • Josh
      3
    • Arthur
      2
    • Reeve
      1
    • Jimmy Gnecco
      1
    • Elon
      0
    • James Franco
      3
    • K
      2
    • Jack Donoghue
      5
    • Evan
      0
    • Clayton
      0


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[Updated to include NEW boyfriends!]

 

Sometimes I like to start crackheaded threads. This is one of those times.

 

Would you pick up all of Barrie's Rolling Stones and Vogues?

 

Does Chase's love of alpacas melt your heart?

 

Would you date a fuckboy rapper named Gerald Gillum?

 

Vote and discuss!

 

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Late addition: Josh https://www.instagram.com/illegal_drvgs/?hl=en


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Barrie, hands down. Only right answer.

 

It goes Barrie > Chase >>>>>>>>>> Francesco > Gerald >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the c*p

 

Idk enough about Steve, Mike, or Joe to rank them, and Jack is only hypothetical


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Francesco can have my body, soul, and eternal gratitude for inspiring the best song ever and the best album ever. Salvatore and honeymoon. 

 

I love how each boyfriend reflects her musical era so perfectly..

the lame mainstream bf the lame mainstream album (g eazy/lfl) 

the deep and dark bf the deep and dark album (barrie/uv) 

the romantic sexy cultured bf the romantic sexy cultured album (Francesco/honeymoon)

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Francesco can have my body, soul, and eternal gratitude for inspiring the best song ever and the best album ever. Salvatore and honeymoon. 

 

I love how each boyfriend reflects her musical era so perfectly..

the lame mainstream bf the lame mainstream album (g eazy/lfl) 

the deep and dark bf the deep and dark album (barrie/uv) 

the romantic sexy cultured bf the romantic sexy cultured album (Francesco/honeymoon)

 

So what you're saying is that anyone who's excited for WHF ... shouldn't be. 

 

:horror:


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Barrie is the most "my type". He also just seems like a cool person, despite his flaws.

Francesco is hot but he seems like too much of player. I know he's married or engaged or whatever but that's just the impression I get from him.


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No votes for Gerald, wig

 

Also whomstever voted for Sticks:

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If by not 'up to par' you mean distilling the worst elements that only kind of work in songs, sure. I could put a dictionary audiobook on shuffle and put it to an instrumental of old money and some of y'all would still be saying it's 50/50 lmfao.

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