Lana Del Rey Albums as _______

[godsmonster 14,215]

you’re so brave to post this

[the ocean 67,600]

JKASDHIJHSAO

[Super Movie 51,638]

Hmm idk...I don't really think any of these work. Except for Ultraviolence, that one is absolute perfection

[Um Chile Anyways So 7,096]

1 minute ago, godsmonster said:

you’re so brave to post this

some of you will probably be mad but it had to be said

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,653]

Please I’m at a Target parking lot on Zoom and I cackled so loud at UV as this family of five was getting out of their vehicle

[Frangipani 11,612]

I was just about to make this

Love it

[Mer 61,585]

This absolutely makes sense ngl. I would just say that NFR maybe could also be DQ bc on the cover art it looks like she could be turning a blizzard upside down to show a customer before handing it to them. 

[Lavender Sunshine 4,241]

Wow I'd never think of them this way!! This changes my whole outlook on her discography  Food for thought 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,653]

LDR9 better be her magnum condom Chipotle 

[bluechemtrails 26,624]

all albums are gourmet restaurants with three Michelin stars

[Mer 61,585]

2 minutes ago, bluechemtrails said:

all albums are gourmet restaurants with three Michelin stars

You think any of us could name a Michelin star restaurant? 

[the ocean 67,600]

3 minutes ago, bluechemtrails said:

all albums are gourmet restaurants with three Michelin stars

 

while also being rated bib gourmand

[godsmonster 14,215]

1 minute ago, Mer said:

You think any of us could name a Michelin star restaurant? 

i thought you were talking about tires

[bluechemtrails 26,624]

1 minute ago, Mer said:

You think any of us could name a Michelin star restaurant? 

little help

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Michelin_3-star_restaurants#United_States

[the ocean 67,600]

Just now, godsmonster said:

i thought you were talking about tires

 

the fact that it's literally the same michelin too

 

i don't know why michelin both makes tires and rates gourmet restaurants

[Mer 61,585]

Just now, godsmonster said:

i thought you were talking about tires

Same company. They’re related. A Michelin star restaurant is the tire company saying it’s worth the extra miles driven to go eat there. That’s how it started lmao rip 

[Um Chile Anyways So 7,096]

manifesting ldr9 to be turkish kebab shop

[godsmonster 14,215]

1 minute ago, Mer said:

Same company. They’re related. A Michelin star restaurant is the tire company saying it’s worth the extra miles driven to go eat there. That’s how it started lmao rip 

what kind of silent gen/boomer nonsense

[Mer 61,585]

1 minute ago, godsmonster said:

what kind of silent gen/boomer nonsense

I personally think it’s hilarious that a car marketing campaign from the late 1800s now rules the culinary world lol. 

[Super Movie 51,638]

Now why in the world would a tire company also review restaurants pick a lane