Lana Parodies

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,805]

THIS IS SO PERFECT, WHAT HAVE I INSPIRED :lmao:

[HeartshapedChevrolet 294]

Its not even that bad or offending.. i found it funny

[greymillenium 541]

According to 2009 statistics from the World Health Organization (WHO), the United States has the highest prevalence of overweight adults in the Anglosphere

[HeartshapedChevrolet 294]

I heard it was Australia now :/

[Summertime Sadness 112]

I need to send this to Lana ;..;

[HeartshapedChevrolet 294]

Grease, gleaming off my plate,

Trying to tell me to eat but I can’t seem to find you

So I run like I'm mad, i'm out of food

I don’t wanna be hungry, I can't live without you no more

 

Macdonalds, Burger King, Take me there

I’ve been waiting to eat you

Midnight snacks in the fridge light, I can see chocolate cake

Darling, I’m waiting to eat you

Come to me baby

 

Skittles, Cotton Candy

You've got a flair, for the Sweetest kind of taste anywhere out there,

Tummy's grumbling, Got no time, Belly rolls jiggling,

Didn’t anyone ever think MacDonalds should deliver?

 

Macdonalds, Burger King, Take me there

I’ve been waiting to eat you

Midnight snacks in the fridge light, I can see chocolate cake

Darling, I’m waiting to eat you

Come to me baby

 

Don’t be afraid of me, Don’t be fat free

Feasting away on my Family dinner box,

Fried Chicken Wing, Bacon Cheddar Deluxe

I know your name

Lead me to Onion rings with your greasy mating call

 

Macdonalds, Burger King, Take me there

I’ve been waiting to eat you

Midnight snacks in the fridge light, I can see chocolate cake

Darling, I’m waiting to eat you

Come to me baby

 

Macdonalds, Burger King, Take me there

Pizza Hut, Krispy Kreme, can you fill this tummy of mine,

Darling I’m waiting to eat you,

come to me baby

[PrettyBaby 2,220]

Didn’t anyone ever think MacDonalds should deliver?

 

[PrettyBaby 2,220]

Lick mayonnaise off my tattoo

Put on some M-Whip and the Duke's too

Mayo

Yum, you

Mayo

 

You feed me cake so right now

While you sip condiments, how now?

Mayo

Brown cow

Mayo

 

Hooked you up with that white mahonesa

Got a new milk mustache for your besa

It takes two hours to do emulsifyin'

For home-made, or just go excessive buyin'

 

Let me put on a dab for you, daddy

Let me put on a drip

Let me put on a drop for you, dollop

Let me put on a dab

 

I'd need a sized-up wardrobe if I consumed

Quantities so massive, need more room

Mayo

Mumu...

Mayo

 

Hooked you up with that white mahonesa

Got a new milk mustache for your besa

It takes two hours to do emulsifyin'

For home-made, or just do excessive buyin'

 

Let me put on a dab for you, daddy

Let me put on a drizzle

Let me put on a drop for you, dollop

Let me put on a dab

 

Hello Hellmann's, you are a sauce divine

For food-play kicks on a hot night

Mayo

Ow, ew

Mayo

 

Hooked you up with that white mahonesa

Got a new milk mustache for your besa

Say what, two hours out of the fridge well oh no

I-I watch you run to the cuarto de bano

 

Let me go close the door for you, daddy

Let me put out a sign

Let me put out a sign for you, sorry

"Es occupado" ...oh no...

[lauradelxx 1,082]

Figured I might as well post it since I've had this for a while. Enjoy the blessed words of

 

Burger King (Lolita version)

 

Would you be mine, would you be my whopper tonight.

Kissing the pickle juice in the bright sunshine.

cause i like the sauce a lot everythings its got

orange and so

look at what i bought ma

make the burgers flip like dominoes

baby could be my burger my king tonight

(B-K, have it your way)

baby get some coco milkshake tonight

dont forget the fries boy crispy salted right

(Coco milkshake, have it your way)

Have it your way! Have it your way!

They know what the kids want, what they want to play

Have it your way! Have it your way!

Play around all you want, I'm just gonna say

No more mickey d fries, ronald d ice cream no not now

Just burger king feel that meat even when the sun goes down

I could be yours, I could be your whopper tonight

Topple you down from your weight 40 times a day

Beaming like a king can't believe I think of whoppers

Everytime I eat, that is all i want, oh Burger King

baby could be my burger my king tonight

(B-K, have it your way)

Baby get some coco milkshake tonight

(Coco milkshake, have it your way)

Have it your way! Have it your way!

They know what the kids want, what they want to play

Have it your way! Have it your way!

Play around all you want, I'm just gonna say

No more mickey d fries, ronald d ice cream no not now

Just burger king feel that meat even when the sun goes down

I want my fries and I want to eat it too

I want to have food and be skinny with you

I know that it's a mess with the sauce spilled

And the ketchup, onions, nuggets, I don't care

What they say about me, why they looking at me

Because I know that its Burger K-KING

It makes me happy, It makes me happy

[FrozenKookie 94]

Honestly. that was pretty hilarious.

[Trash Magic 28,396]

can we delete all these

stupid additions to the section

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,805]

can we delete all these

stupid additions to the section

 

I'll be merging them when I get back on a computer. I honestly wish I didn't post mine since everyone followed suit, I feel that the only funny one after it was PrettyBaby's parody of Ride. Sorry everyone.

[Sitar 22,213]

Me: "Oh joy, parody threads...this is just awf--wait, MAYO?! :OMFG:"

[PrettyBaby 2,220]

Et tu, Hun'ed? (No Red Velvet cake for you )

[foxgrl 496]

:imbeingsarcasticbitch2: :brit:

[ExoticFlower 892]

Jesus, these parodies are giving me munchies from hell.

[WarInMyMind 50]

I’ve been down every diet road

Then I see those golden arches, yellow-gold

Garden salad has been getting old

You can give me twelve McChickens, hot or cold

 

Don’t weigh me down

I’ve been eating too much

I’ve been craving too hard

One Bacon Cheddar Deluxe

 

I smell the grease on the summer breeze

I drive fast

I find Open 'Til Midnight

"Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles,

"And one tub of mayonnaise on the side

 

"And make it FRIED

"So FRIED

"Make it FRIED

"So FRIED"

 

Dying young -- fifty, sixty max

That's the way my mom's family goes, heart-attacks

Drink milkshakes, grab some late-night snacks

That’s the way we put our weight on, belly fat

 

Don’t weigh me now

Don’t measure my thigh

Don’t take my grilled cheese

Leave me apple fries

 

I smell the grease on the summer breeze

I drive fast

I find Open 'Til Midnight

"Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles,

"And one pound of mozzarella on the side

 

"And make it FRIED

"So FRIED

"Make it FRIED

"So FRIED"

 

I’m tired of driving late for fucking gravy

No mashed potatoes, gimme mac&cheese super-sized

Those pats of butter got no damn taste, baby

So make them fried, make 'em FRIED

 

I smell the grease on the summer breeze

I drive fast

I find Open 'Til Midnight

"Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles,

"And one dozen Krispy Kremes on the side

 

"And make them FRIED

"So FRIED

"Make it FRIED

"Triple-FRIED"

You write songs that aren't parodies too right?

[PrettyBaby 2,220]

Nope, I can count on one hand the number of "real" songs I've ever written. But I've always loved parodies!

[Sitar 22,213]

Move this instant

[PrettyBaby 2,220]

Move this instant

 

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