Hundred Dollar Bill 21,803 Posted December 5, 2012 THIS IS SO PERFECT, WHAT HAVE I INSPIRED :lmao: 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeartshapedChevrolet 292 Posted December 5, 2012 Its not even that bad or offending.. i found it funny 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greymillenium 541 Posted December 5, 2012 According to 2009 statistics from the World Health Organization (WHO), the United States has the highest prevalence of overweight adults in the Anglosphere 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeartshapedChevrolet 292 Posted December 5, 2012 I heard it was Australia now :/ 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Summertime Sadness 112 Posted December 5, 2012 I need to send this to Lana ;..; 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeartshapedChevrolet 292 Posted December 5, 2012 Grease, gleaming off my plate, Trying to tell me to eat but I can’t seem to find you So I run like I'm mad, i'm out of food I don’t wanna be hungry, I can't live without you no more Macdonalds, Burger King, Take me there I’ve been waiting to eat you Midnight snacks in the fridge light, I can see chocolate cake Darling, I’m waiting to eat you Come to me baby Skittles, Cotton Candy You've got a flair, for the Sweetest kind of taste anywhere out there, Tummy's grumbling, Got no time, Belly rolls jiggling, Didn’t anyone ever think MacDonalds should deliver? Macdonalds, Burger King, Take me there I’ve been waiting to eat you Midnight snacks in the fridge light, I can see chocolate cake Darling, I’m waiting to eat you Come to me baby Don’t be afraid of me, Don’t be fat free Feasting away on my Family dinner box, Fried Chicken Wing, Bacon Cheddar Deluxe I know your name Lead me to Onion rings with your greasy mating call Macdonalds, Burger King, Take me there I’ve been waiting to eat you Midnight snacks in the fridge light, I can see chocolate cake Darling, I’m waiting to eat you Come to me baby Macdonalds, Burger King, Take me there Pizza Hut, Krispy Kreme, can you fill this tummy of mine, Darling I’m waiting to eat you, come to me baby 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrettyBaby 2,219 Posted December 5, 2012 Didn’t anyone ever think MacDonalds should deliver? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrettyBaby 2,219 Posted December 5, 2012 Lick mayonnaise off my tattoo Put on some M-Whip and the Duke's too Mayo Yum, you Mayo You feed me cake so right now While you sip condiments, how now? Mayo Brown cow Mayo Hooked you up with that white mahonesa Got a new milk mustache for your besa It takes two hours to do emulsifyin' For home-made, or just go excessive buyin' Let me put on a dab for you, daddy Let me put on a drip Let me put on a drop for you, dollop Let me put on a dab I'd need a sized-up wardrobe if I consumed Quantities so massive, need more room Mayo Mumu... Mayo Hooked you up with that white mahonesa Got a new milk mustache for your besa It takes two hours to do emulsifyin' For home-made, or just do excessive buyin' Let me put on a dab for you, daddy Let me put on a drizzle Let me put on a drop for you, dollop Let me put on a dab Hello Hellmann's, you are a sauce divine For food-play kicks on a hot night Mayo Ow, ew Mayo Hooked you up with that white mahonesa Got a new milk mustache for your besa Say what, two hours out of the fridge well oh no I-I watch you run to the cuarto de bano Let me go close the door for you, daddy Let me put out a sign Let me put out a sign for you, sorry "Es occupado" ...oh no... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauradelxx 1,082 Posted December 5, 2012 Figured I might as well post it since I've had this for a while. Enjoy the blessed words of Burger King (Lolita version) Would you be mine, would you be my whopper tonight. Kissing the pickle juice in the bright sunshine. cause i like the sauce a lot everythings its got orange and so look at what i bought ma make the burgers flip like dominoes baby could be my burger my king tonight (B-K, have it your way) baby get some coco milkshake tonight dont forget the fries boy crispy salted right (Coco milkshake, have it your way) Have it your way! Have it your way! They know what the kids want, what they want to play Have it your way! Have it your way! Play around all you want, I'm just gonna say No more mickey d fries, ronald d ice cream no not now Just burger king feel that meat even when the sun goes down I could be yours, I could be your whopper tonight Topple you down from your weight 40 times a day Beaming like a king can't believe I think of whoppers Everytime I eat, that is all i want, oh Burger King baby could be my burger my king tonight (B-K, have it your way) Baby get some coco milkshake tonight (Coco milkshake, have it your way) Have it your way! Have it your way! They know what the kids want, what they want to play Have it your way! Have it your way! Play around all you want, I'm just gonna say No more mickey d fries, ronald d ice cream no not now Just burger king feel that meat even when the sun goes down I want my fries and I want to eat it too I want to have food and be skinny with you I know that it's a mess with the sauce spilled And the ketchup, onions, nuggets, I don't care What they say about me, why they looking at me Because I know that its Burger K-KING It makes me happy, It makes me happy 1 Quote god knows I tried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrozenKookie 94 Posted December 5, 2012 Honestly. that was pretty hilarious. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trash Magic 28,278 Posted December 5, 2012 can we delete all these stupid additions to the section 1 Quote "It's 2011, and we should all be aware of exactly how fast technology is developing" - Lana Del Rey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hundred Dollar Bill 21,803 Posted December 5, 2012 can we delete all these stupid additions to the section I'll be merging them when I get back on a computer. I honestly wish I didn't post mine since everyone followed suit, I feel that the only funny one after it was PrettyBaby's parody of Ride. Sorry everyone. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sitar 22,207 Posted December 5, 2012 Me: "Oh joy, parody threads...this is just awf--wait, MAYO?! :OMFG:" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrettyBaby 2,219 Posted December 5, 2012 Et tu, Hun'ed? (No Red Velvet cake for you ) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foxgrl 496 Posted December 5, 2012 :imbeingsarcasticbitch2: :brit: 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExoticFlower 892 Posted December 5, 2012 Jesus, these parodies are giving me munchies from hell. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WarInMyMind 50 Posted December 6, 2012 I’ve been down every diet road Then I see those golden arches, yellow-gold Garden salad has been getting old You can give me twelve McChickens, hot or cold Don’t weigh me down I’ve been eating too much I’ve been craving too hard One Bacon Cheddar Deluxe I smell the grease on the summer breeze I drive fast I find Open 'Til Midnight "Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles, "And one tub of mayonnaise on the side "And make it FRIED "So FRIED "Make it FRIED "So FRIED" Dying young -- fifty, sixty max That's the way my mom's family goes, heart-attacks Drink milkshakes, grab some late-night snacks That’s the way we put our weight on, belly fat Don’t weigh me now Don’t measure my thigh Don’t take my grilled cheese Leave me apple fries I smell the grease on the summer breeze I drive fast I find Open 'Til Midnight "Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles, "And one pound of mozzarella on the side "And make it FRIED "So FRIED "Make it FRIED "So FRIED" I’m tired of driving late for fucking gravy No mashed potatoes, gimme mac&cheese super-sized Those pats of butter got no damn taste, baby So make them fried, make 'em FRIED I smell the grease on the summer breeze I drive fast I find Open 'Til Midnight "Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles, "And one dozen Krispy Kremes on the side "And make them FRIED "So FRIED "Make it FRIED "Triple-FRIED" You write songs that aren't parodies too right? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrettyBaby 2,219 Posted December 6, 2012 Nope, I can count on one hand the number of "real" songs I've ever written. But I've always loved parodies! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sitar 22,207 Posted December 7, 2012 Move this instant 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrettyBaby 2,219 Posted December 8, 2012 Move this instant Like this? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites