Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[Kujira 23]

I'm afraid to refresh the page in case they go away, it's likely not, but I'm not sure.  Someone had updated them in clearly a joke, but now it's updated in a way that could be legit??

[Eugene 26,679]

1 minute ago, Kujira said:

Do we think the lyrics on musixmatch now are real?

no

[ultrablvd 48,445]

'Max Taylor submitted these lyrics for review'

 

now who the hell 

[taco truck 33,914]

Post is up in Random Lana Discussion Thread

[plastiscguy 63,482]

I don't see shit

[littleredpartydress 49,929]

Not the @DragonWhore lyrics  

 

which one of you did this

[roulsey 149]

i can’t find this page at all

[wild caged animal 19,763]

good job max taylor

[Eugene 26,679]

no Jimmy Jimmy Coco Puff = is not real

[plastiscguy 63,482]

Not the Cherry's "bitch/fuck"

[littleredpartydress 49,929]

1 minute ago, roulsey said:

i can’t find this page at all

If you switch to Spanish I was able to see them for some reason  

[angelphoenix 779]

the "lyrics" in the spoiler for those who can't access it lol

Spoiler

"Mom called

She was screaming as usual"

 

I was born into a world of broken dreams

Where the price for a better life can′t be redeemed

I've been searching for a way out of this critical place

But I feel like I′m stuck living in the space between

 

This is the experience of being an American Whore

It's a life that I never even really asked for

It's a blessing, it′s a curse, it′s a life that I can't afford

This is the experience of being an American Whore

It′s a life that I never even really asked for

I'm just trying to make it out alive

I′m just staying alive, much less trying to thrive

 

I've been walking through the darkness, searching for a light

But it feels like I′m going nowhere in my fight

I'm trying to make my way in a world that doesn't care

But I can′t seem to find the strength to make it there

 

This is the experience of being an American Whore

It′s a life that I never even really asked for

It's a blessing, it′s a curse, it's a life that I can′t afford

This is the experience of being an American Whore

It's a life that I never even really asked for

I′m just trying to make it out alive

I'm just staying alive, much less trying to thrive

 

I can hear them talking, the whispers in the press

Shaking my ass off and showing off my chest

To them I'm a body, to me I′m a soul

Making them mad by "getting out of control"

 

I′m just trying to make it out alive

But I haven't seen my mother in a really long time

Could really use a wise woman to help me with my mess

I′m just trying to make it out alive

How'd my mother make it out of her prime?

I′m just trying to make it out alive, out alive, out alive

 

Just trying to make it out alive

Time to kick it in overdrive

Psychedelic trip, half moon bay

For Jim I'll stay, for him I′ll stay

 

Sitting on his lap, building up my reputation

Getting ready for the culture's condemnation

Sing about the abuse, the glamor

Think it's time that I drop the hammer

 

This is the experience of being an American Whore

It′s a life that I never even really asked for

It′s a blessing, it's a curse, it′s a life that I can't afford

This is the experience of being an American Whore

It′s a life that I never even really asked for

I'm just trying to make it out alive

I′m just staying alive, much less trying to thrive

 

Just trying to make it out alive (bitch)

Time to kick it in overdrive

Psychedelic trip, half moon bay (fuck)

For Jim I'll stay, for him I'll stay

 

For Jim I′ll stay, he makes me stay (bitch)

He makes me sway, for Jim, I sway

Psychedelic trip, half moon bay (fuck)

For Jim I′ll stay, for him I'll stay (fuck)

girl come awn... lmao (OBV NOT REAL YALL!!!!!!!! LMAO)

[Eugene 26,679]

no longer make an effort. We know the lyrics refer to Jimmy, not Jim. 

[kraljicabenzinske 11,510]

the supposed lyrics from that page (since i see some people can't find it)

Spoiler

"Mom called
She was screaming as usual"

I was born into a world of broken dreams
Where the price for a better life can′t be redeemed
I've been searching for a way out of this critical place
But I feel like I′m stuck living in the space between

This is the experience of being an American Whore
It's a life that I never even really asked for
It's a blessing, it′s a curse, it′s a life that I can't afford
This is the experience of being an American Whore
It′s a life that I never even really asked for
I'm just trying to make it out alive
I′m just staying alive, much less trying to thrive

I've been walking through the darkness, searching for a light
But it feels like I′m going nowhere in my fight
I'm trying to make my way in a world that doesn't care
But I can′t seem to find the strength to make it there

This is the experience of being an American Whore
It′s a life that I never even really asked for
It's a blessing, it′s a curse, it's a life that I can′t afford
This is the experience of being an American Whore
It's a life that I never even really asked for
I′m just trying to make it out alive
I'm just staying alive, much less trying to thrive

I can hear them talking, the whispers in the press
Shaking my ass off and showing off my chest
To them I'm a body, to me I′m a soul
Making them mad by "getting out of control"

I′m just trying to make it out alive
But I haven't seen my mother in a really long time
Could really use a wise woman to help me with my mess
I′m just trying to make it out alive
How'd my mother make it out of her prime?
I′m just trying to make it out alive, out alive, out alive

Just trying to make it out alive
Time to kick it in overdrive
Psychedelic trip, half moon bay
For Jim I'll stay, for him I′ll stay

Sitting on his lap, building up my reputation
Getting ready for the culture's condemnation
Sing about the abuse, the glamor
Think it's time that I drop the hammer

This is the experience of being an American Whore
It′s a life that I never even really asked for
It′s a blessing, it's a curse, it′s a life that I can't afford
This is the experience of being an American Whore
It′s a life that I never even really asked for
I'm just trying to make it out alive
I′m just staying alive, much less trying to thrive

Just trying to make it out alive (bitch)
Time to kick it in overdrive
Psychedelic trip, half moon bay (fuck)
For Jim I'll stay, for him I'll stay

For Jim I′ll stay, he makes me stay (bitch)
He makes me sway, for Jim, I sway
Psychedelic trip, half moon bay (fuck)
For Jim I′ll stay, for him I'll stay (fuck)

 

[Louise 1,475]

3 hours ago, Fingertips said:

I get why they would be a little upset at BoZ revealing the two part nature of the song, but if they're really mad over a date reveal that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. It's called PROMOTION my dudes

Outside of LanaBoards, where fans are dialed in, are mainstream consumers of Lana's music concerned of info outside official announcements, like the DYK single release, and the album date?

[taco truck 33,914]

Kintsugi lost a little bit of respect from me after posting that cryptic ass post and then leaving I thought they were different than the other insiders

[Three White Butterflies 27,632]

one of the worst efforts I've ever seen for fake lyrics 

[Pink Flamingo 17,207]

It looks like Kintsugi won't spill this time around

[roulsey 149]

WHY are these lyrics so good

[ivory almond 17,328]

@Kintsugi what happened, king?  I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you!