Least Favorite Lana Song Titles

[Deleted Member 23,729]

awww not the Love Song title hate, I actually love that title, it’s beautifully simple

[the ocean 67,601]

2 minutes ago, lilac heaven said:

awww not the Love Song title hate, I actually love that title, it’s beautifully simple

it's definitely not her ugliest song title but it just feels like a bit of a cop out?

[Dark Angel 202,597]

5 minutes ago, heavensentslut said:

come when you call me A.M.E.R.I.C.A (corny) 

dragonslayer (looks better separated)

summer of sam (corny)

meet me in the pale moonlight (also corny) 

dum dum (ugly)

television heaven (just no.) 

 

i also feel like dragonslayer should be separated because it looks better, but for the record, dragonslayer is an actual word (i think?)

 

i feel the same way about dreamgirl and strangelove

[mssainttropez 14,778]

24 minutes ago, Lindsay Lohan said:

Wild At Heart - CORNY

Dark But Just A Game - CORNY

Not All Who Wander Are Lost - CORNY

Text Book - Ugly looking

Happiness is a butterfly - CORNY

Love - Should have been Young & In Love

I was thinking not all who wander are lost as well, but what would an alternative title be ?

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, mssainttropez said:

I was thinking not all who wander are lost as well, but what would an alternative title be ?

wanderlust - which is what it was called before she changed it

[mssainttropez 14,778]

3 minutes ago, the ocean said:

wanderlust - which is what it was called before she changed it

okay, yup, that’s SO much better and fits the vibe of cocc much better 

[cherrytropico 11,081]

Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing 

 

[dollanganger 5,109]

5 minutes ago, the ocean said:

wanderlust - which is what it was called before she changed it

shes sick for this..

[pin up galore 19,041]

I could not STAND that period of time between people finding "Architecture" in the registry or whatever and the song coming out cause that title is just butt fucking ugly Best American Record outsold always and forever x 

little girls <<<< put me in a movie = ruby

C U L8R Alligator 

Come When You Call Me A.M.E.R.I.C.A

[heavensentslut 4,187]

8 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

i also feel like dragonslayer should be separated because it looks better, but for the record, dragonslayer is an actual word (i think?)

 

i feel the same way about dreamgirl and strangelove

strangelove 

 

[heavensentslut 4,187]

everyman gets his wish 

like ew why cant it be separated 

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, heavensentslut said:

everyman gets his wish 

like ew why cant it be separated 

it is separated

[rancidgirl 5,472]

DYKTTATUOB (not that I hate the title but i hate how boulevard is blvd)

Bellevue (not her fault the title is disgusting but whoever came up with the word Bellevue is sick and disgusting)

Coca Colla (colla )

 

[heavensentslut 4,187]

Just now, the ocean said:

it is separated

i know everyman is a word but every man gets his wish looks so much better 

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, heavensentslut said:

i know everyman is a word but every man gets his wish looks so much better 

no i mean the title is "every man gets his wish" not "everyman gets his wish"

[cranekiss 9,728]

building upon what previous users have said i think some of nfr shouldve NOT have those titles

 

cinnamon >>> cinnamon girl

the taste, the touch OR the way we love OR burning through you >>> love song

sylvia plath OR hope OR hope is a dangerous thing >>> hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it

 

now for the non-nfr songs

 

love >> young and in love

wild >>> wild at heart

rolling like a rolling stone >>> dance til we die (my explanation for this is that dance till we die is too cunt of a title for such a mid song)

wanderlust >>> not all who wonder are lost

baby blues >>> sweet carolina

ocean boulevard >>>> did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd

 

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, cranekiss said:

cinnamon >>> cinnamon

riveting

[Fingertips 72,051]

Wanderlust >>>>>>>> Not All Who Wander are Lost

 

[Dark Angel 202,597]

2 minutes ago, rancidgirl said:

DYKTTATUOB (not that I hate the title but i hate how boulevard is blvd)

Bellevue (not her fault the title is disgusting but whoever came up with the word Bellevue is sick and disgusting)

Coca Colla (colla )

 

 

bellevue isn't really a word, more so a name for cities/towns, as well as a mental hospital

[cranekiss 9,728]

Just now, the ocean said:

riveting

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