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In all seriousness, if I could be Lana for one week, I would:

- Leak all my songs and videos in the highest quality possible, including all my old DIY videos, MySpace tracks, and material on file with the US copyright office

- Reveal the identity and full back story of K

- Hire Trash Magic to do the cover art for my next project

- Give Madrigal a complete production chronology

- Give SitarHero a complete history of my relationships and any references to them in my songs

- Record an album with Monicker in an old Hollywood mansion

- Answer all of evilentity's questions about my life and career before "Video Games"

- Give a private concert at evilentity's house and pay for travel and accommodations for all prominent LanaBoards members past and present to attend

 

Oh, and fire Ben Mawson.


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Why not ??

 

oprah tends to twist people's words imo, i want to know lizzy's story, not oprah's version of it


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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In all seriousness, if I could be Lana for one week, I would:

- Leak all my songs and videos in the highest quality possible, including all my old DIY videos, MySpace tracks, and material on file with the US copyright office

- Reveal the identity and full back story of K

- Hire Trash Magic to do the cover art for my next project

- Give Madrigal a complete production chronology

- Give SitarHero a complete history of my relationships and any references to them in my songs

- Record an album with Monicker in an old Hollywood mansion

- Answer all of evilentity's questions about my career or life before "Video Games"

- Give a private concert at evilentity's house and pay for travel and accommodations for all prominent LanaBoards members past and present to attend

 

Oh, and fire Ben Mawson.

Thanks for the trip evilentity!! hauhau

Ps: Why would you fire Ben? I would also I just wanted to know your reasons.


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Be mysterious on twitter.

Like how?? Tweet weird things with no particular reason or meaning?

 

oprah tends to twist people's words imo, i want to know lizzy's story, not oprah's version of it

Oh Yeah for sure!! I forgot to say that the interview would have to be LIVE so they couldn't edit. And would be like one hour especial


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go platinum blonde

ask emile (or whatever, the producer of btd) for a copy of btd without ATL and all that 'SHAW'

tweet until the tweet limit

look in lyric book

post n00ds to @prettycameras on twitter ;)

pour cola down my pussy and tell barrie to get down and then force a queef out, quirting the cola over his face with a fishy after smell..

post vlogs on youtube

call charlie and b like, UR ADOPTED

join lanaboards and post n00ds

post a video on utube of myself singing lucky ones

make a homemade video for Cola


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pour cola down my pussy and tell barrie to get down and then force a queef out, quirting the cola over his face with a fishy after smell..

 

:horror:


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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go platinum blonde

ask emile (or whatever, the producer of btd) for a copy of btd without ATL and all that 'SHAW'

tweet until the tweet limit

look in lyric book

post n00ds to @prettycameras on twitter ;)

pour cola down my pussy and tell barrie to get down and then force a queef out, quirting the cola over his face with a fishy after smell..

post vlogs on youtube

call charlie and b like, UR ADOPTED

join lanaboards and post n00ds

post a video on utube of myself singing lucky ones

make a homemade video for Cola

ahahhahaa...I laughed so hard with that. You would make her life a mess in one week. Poor Lana would be naked all over the internet


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- Give SitarHero a complete history of my relationships and any references to them in my songs

 

Oh my god, this scenario in my mind just makes me want to cry.

 

My list:

- Leak everything pre-2012 :uh:

- Touch my lips constantly. Both sets :creepna:

- Fuck Bradley Soileau #noshame

- Sing "Summertime Sadness" on the edge of a cliff as the wind whips around me.

- Submit my application to manage her. Accept my application to manage her.

- Braid Barrie's hair.

- Braid my hair.

- Book a North American tour.

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Oh my god, this scenario in my mind just makes me want to cry.

 

My list:

- Leak everything pre-2012 :uh:

- Touch my lips constantly. Both sets :creepna:

- Fuck Bradley Soileau #noshame

- Sing "Summertime Sadness" on the edge of a cliff as the wind whips around me.

- Submit my application to manage her. Accept my application to manage her.

- Braid Barrie's hair.

- Braid my hair.

- Book a North American tour.

hahahahhaha....Sitar you are sooo great. Love what you would do. Singing on the cliff was a really good touch. Laugh so much with "- Braid Barrie's hair.- Braid my hair.".


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i dont like him for some reason

 

and you squirt fishy-smelling pepsi out of your pussy into the faces of people you don't like?


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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- Record an album with Monicker in an old Hollywood mansion

 

Aw, that is sweet, i am touched. Haven't let go of that dream just yet. YOU GUYS JUST WAIT.


"The limits of my language mean the limits of my world." -Wittgenstein

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