Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[ultrabanisters 45,982]

13 minutes ago, Placid said:

as i said i’m not an insider just a lucky fan 

i posted this for fun months ago or smth but i never tried to make you all believe it was real 

ur sooo annoying pack it up lmaoooo

[Rock Candy 1,843]

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,480]

12 minutes ago, Placid said:

fame is a gun 

my pussy is fun 

i don’t get along with anyone 

 

[Lasso 13,288]

Just now, Rock Candy said:

 

Lana exorcising the fun from her puss in "son of a gun":

[Rock Candy 1,843]

we'll cry when Lana gets her Grammy for these lines 

[Rocket0212 2,076]

If these are the simpler lyrics Lana was talking about in that interview and they turn out to be real, then what?

[ultrabanisters 45,982]

Hello, All,

 

I have been lurking here for a while, seeing all the 'insiders' post fake info is funny. I, however, am a real insider, and have listened to what you know as Lasso.

 

- It is a mix of Ultraviolence and Honeymoon

- OG fans will be happy

- There are soft rock and jazzy elements

- Track 6 is an invitation

- Track 2 is P**** L***

 

I will be holding a Q&A in 1 hour  

[dexter 2,208]

manifesting all about Ethel is on lasso 

[Placid 81]

4 minutes ago, Rock Candy said:

Can you describe the "Lasso" track, just for the fun 

country pop 

 goes like 

“d so hard like lasso like a rock 

grab my neck and take off my left sock 

 ride a horse and eat me like an apple 

i want people to call us a hot couple”

 

 

[ultrabanisters 45,982]

Just now, Placid said:

country pop 

 goes like 

“d so hard like lasso like a rock 

grab my neck and take off my left sock 

 ride a horse and eat me like an apple 

i want people to call us a hot couple”

 

 

girl you are one post away from a MQ for trolling atp 

[Britney Spears 2,510]

1 minute ago, ultrabanisters said:

Hello, All,

 

I have been lurking here for a while, seeing all the 'insiders' post fake info is funny. I, however, am a real insider, and have listened to what you know as Lasso.

 

- It is a mix of Ultraviolence and Honeymoon

- OG fans will be happy

- There are soft rock and jazzy elements

- Track 6 is an invitation

- Track 2 is P**** L***

 

I will be holding a Q&A in 1 hour  

[Rock Candy 1,843]

1 minute ago, Placid said:

country pop 

 goes like 

“d so hard like lasso like a rock 

grab my neck and take off my left sock 

 ride a horse and eat me like an apple 

i want people to call us a hot couple”

Sorry but.. FUCKING SHIT

[Liz Daw 487]

2 minutes ago, Placid said:

country pop 

 goes like 

“d so hard like lasso like a rock 

grab my neck and take off my left sock 

 ride a horse and eat me like an apple 

i want people to call us a hot couple”

 

 

🍅🍅

[Rock Candy 1,843]

Okay, thanks for your humorous performance, call the next one 

[Lasso 13,288]

3 minutes ago, Placid said:

grab my neck and take off my left sock 

 

where's the pre-release bingo????? We got the foot lyric 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,352]

Yeah it’s Lana not a pop girlie 

[Rock Candy 1,843]

So, dear LB members, I got the bridge of the title track for us, because I'm a lucky fan and I know the right people:

 

Spoiler

Feel your eyes, they all over me

Don't be shy, take control of me

Get the vibe, it's gonna be lit tonight

 

Thanks for your attention, I will disappear forever in 5. RC.

[dietpussycola 902]

6 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

Hello, All,

 

I have been lurking here for a while, seeing all the 'insiders' post fake info is funny. I, however, am a real insider, and have listened to what you know as Lasso.

 

- It is a mix of Ultraviolence and Honeymoon

- OG fans will be happy

- There are soft rock and jazzy elements

- Track 6 is an invitation

- Track 2 is P**** L***

 

I will be holding a Q&A in 1 hour  

PUSSY LIPS!   I KNEW it!! We so won! 

[sjatib 5,174]

6 minutes ago, Rock Candy said:

Sorry but.. FUCKING SHIT

Not "take of my left sock" ☠️

[drugsdesire 9,963]

9 minutes ago, Placid said:

country pop 

 goes like 

“d so hard like lasso like a rock 

grab my neck and take off my left sock 

 ride a horse and eat me like an apple 

i want people to call us a hot couple”

 

 

real tears are falling