Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Embach 42,556]

when the lasso album is going to have music and lyrics  and when the music and lyrics are amazing  and when lana del rey sings them

[ChaoticLipster 24,618]

10 minutes ago, Embach said:

when the lasso album is going to have music and lyrics  and when the music and lyrics are amazing  and when lana del rey sings them

She might even drop a music video….what a blessing 

[Eugene 26,669]

I didn't tell you, but last night I dreamt that Lana released an ep/album as a gift for us before Lasso... the songs were very beautiful with sounds of nature. Disappointed that it was just a dream. 

[SalvaWHORE 34,006]

Lake flaccid

[Make me your Dream Life 87,858]

15 minutes ago, Eugene said:

I didn't tell you, but last night I dreamt that Lana released an ep/album as a gift for us before Lasso... the songs were very beautiful with sounds of nature. Disappointed that it was just a dream. 

[YourGirl666 13,251]

8 minutes ago, SalvaWHORE said:

Lake flaccid

Hard one 

Spoiler

I'm hard

IIIIIII'm big

Noooo twink can swallow it

(beware, slightly nsfw)

[Embach 42,556]

People are becoming horny now, Lana please release LASSO 💜

[dxniell 1,572]

1 hour ago, Pico Ocean Boulevard said:

Come to Lanaboardia

Be a freak like dxniell and Venice Biotch too

Screw your sanity, Delululing is all you need

 

I don't know why but this came to my mind reading this, I think I lost braincells reading the last few pages

AYYYYY GET ITT

[heroindealer 11,048]

17 minutes ago, SalvaWHORE said:

Lake flaccid

 

11 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

Hard one 

  Hide contents

I'm hard

IIIIIII'm big

Noooo twink can swallow it

(beware, slightly nsfw)

[SalvaWHORE 34,006]

14 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

Hard one 

  Hide contents

I'm hard

IIIIIII'm big

Noooo twink can swallow it

(beware, slightly nsfw)

 

we need a southern gothic whore anthem for Lasso

[heroindealer 11,048]

2 hours ago, Pico Ocean Boulevard said:

Come to Lanaboardia

Be a freak like dxniell and Venice Biotch too

Screw your sanity, Delululing is all you need

 

I don't know why but this came to my mind reading this, I think I lost braincells reading the last few pages

flaccid will dance to slow music

becca kiss while u do it

jinn will make us both turn bluuue 

 

 

no but seriously if these are the insiders we’re getting despite of lasso being 4 years old 

[Americen Whore 10,140]

The fact that if lana didn’t lie this time, lasso would’ve been out in 2-3 weeks 

[Eugene 26,669]

3 minutes ago, Americen Whore said:

The fact that if lana didn’t lie this time, lasso would’ve been out in 2-3 weeks 

Oh honey...

[Embach 42,556]

Remember the gaggery when Interview Magazine 2020 issue leaked on the day when COTCC was supposed to be released and Lana & Jack talked about the album. And when we found out about White Dress/Waitress and screamer Dealer  Manifesting this for Lasso era this September.

[YourGirl666 13,251]

16 minutes ago, SalvaWHORE said:

 

we need a southern gothic whore anthem for Lasso

So lemme come up with a fake souther gothic whore anthems album tracklist:

LASSO

1. Spin that lasso

2. Horse D

3. Voodoo S*x Doll (Supernatural F*ck)

4. Alabama Brother Love

5. I Was Abducted at the N*dist Swamp When I Was Your Age - It Was Fun and There Was a Monster With Some Monstruous Features, You Just Had to Be There

6. Black Magic Farts (He Likes It When)

7. No Such Thing as Sad

8. Ethel Cain (feat. Ethel Cain)

9. Mermaid Brothel

10. Bayou Gush

11. Cowgirl (feat. Nikki Lane)

12. Boom Like That

13. The food was *ss, but his hands were big

14. Ride (Reprise)

15. Sweet Home Alabama

 

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,797]

9 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

So lemme come up with a fake souther gothic whore anthems album tracklist:

LASSO

1. Spin that lasso

2. Horse D

3. Voodoo S*x Doll (Supernatural F*ck)

4. Alabama Brother Love

5. I Was Abducted at the N*dist Swamp When I Was Your Age - It Was Fun and There Was a Monster With Some Monstruous Features, You Just Had to Be There

6. Black Magic Farts (He Likes It When)

7. No Such Thing as Sad

8. Ethel Cain (feat. Ethel Cain)

9. Mermaid Brothel

10. Bayou Gush

11. Cowgirl (feat. Nikki Lane)

12. Boom Like That

13. The food was *ss, but his hands were big

14. Ride (Reprise)

15. Sweet Home Alabama

 

Oop

[helloheaven 540]

14 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

So lemme come up with a fake souther gothic whore anthems album tracklist:

LASSO

1. Spin that lasso

2. Horse D

3. Voodoo S*x Doll (Supernatural F*ck)

4. Alabama Brother Love

5. I Was Abducted at the N*dist Swamp When I Was Your Age - It Was Fun and There Was a Monster With Some Monstruous Features, You Just Had to Be There

6. Black Magic Farts (He Likes It When)

7. No Such Thing as Sad

8. Ethel Cain (feat. Ethel Cain)

9. Mermaid Brothel

10. Bayou Gush

11. Cowgirl (feat. Nikki Lane)

12. Boom Like That

13. The food was *ss, but his hands were big

14. Ride (Reprise)

15. Sweet Home Alabama

 

I'm an insider and I've heard this alternative tracklist and it's the album she's releasing if trump wins in november

[Venice Peach 54,293]

When do we actually expect the lead single? I'd say mid-late September in around 3 weeks 

 

She releases on random days so we don't even need to pay attention to Fridays 

[Embach 42,556]

18 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

So lemme come up with a fake souther gothic whore anthems album tracklist:

LASSO

1. Spin that lasso

2. Horse D

3. Voodoo S*x Doll (Supernatural F*ck)

4. Alabama Brother Love

5. I Was Abducted at the N*dist Swamp When I Was Your Age - It Was Fun and There Was a Monster With Some Monstruous Features, You Just Had to Be There

6. Black Magic Farts (He Likes It When)

7. No Such Thing as Sad

8. Ethel Cain (feat. Ethel Cain)

9. Mermaid Brothel

10. Bayou Gush

11. Cowgirl (feat. Nikki Lane)

12. Boom Like That

13. The food was *ss, but his hands were big

14. Ride (Reprise)

15. Sweet Home Alabama

 

Where's Boom Like That

[Bluelake 2,891]

Who do we think will produce on here??? Besides Jack