Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Embach 43,624]

Just now, aGlassShipThatCanFly said:

Thanks for investigating, queen. I don't think I can handle it if it's just a random popup or re-up of the (heinous) festival merch

no problem, hun! I thought the pop-up store as a possibility because her team from the newsletter thingy asked people for new locations.

[trust no terrence 968]

1 minute ago, aGlassShipThatCanFly said:

Thanks for investigating, queen. I don't think I can handle it if it's just a random popup or re-up of the (heinous) festival merch

Or... it could be NOTHING 

[bluechemtrails 27,004]

1 hour ago, Embach said:

I tried lana.lnk.to/lasso but I got 404 error as a result 

we should also try http://lana.lnk.to/LASSO , because maybe it's an acronym

[DCooper 37,087]

I strongly recommend expecting absolutely nothing 

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 9,148]

Just now, trust no terrence said:

Or... it could be NOTHING 

Honestly, it's probably this I have a feeling this final week of September is going to bring new peaks of delulu

[ultrabanisters 45,608]

Just now, DCooper said:

I strongly recommend expecting absolutely nothing 

a cover of this hit? okayyy!!

 

[Coriander 219]

2 minutes ago, grandpas glass said:

we should also try http://lana.lnk.to/LASSO , because maybe it's an acronym

"No page exists with this URL", sadly.

[marcodelrey 1,805]

Watch it be a 70$ poster signed by Charlie and puked by Little Phoenix 

[Zodiac Dancer 2,290]

And when literally nothing at all happens what then 

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 9,148]

Just now, Zodiac Dancer said:

And when literally nothing at all happens what then 

Seasons may change but we won't change...isn't it cool how nothing here changes at all

[Embach 43,624]

can anyone read out from view source? i looked at the current website's view source and are there any technical easter eggs that may hint something? 

[shadesofblue 16,030]

Lana do something girl

this thread has been hot for weeks and NOTHING has warranted it being hot 

 

Spoiler

 

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 5,890]

guys this will be Nothing New.mp3

[littleredpartydress 49,883]

I’m not moving I’m sorry 

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,190]

Lana is in her flop era ATM.

[Coriander 219]

2 minutes ago, Embach said:

can anyone read out from this? this is the current website's view source and are there any technical easter eggs that may hint something? 

view-source:https://shopau.lanadelrey.com/password

I gave a cursory glance at the code and I don't see anything obvious. It seems like your usual login page.

[Embach 43,624]

2 minutes ago, DemonMic2003 said:

Lana is in her flop era ATM.

so another usual pre-release era?

[laurita 3,312]

Every time this thread is HOT, I read the last 2-3 pages and find NOTHING   I'll never learn lol
I'm really afraid that when something real happens, I'll ignore it

[Embach 43,624]

soft launch flashbacks

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 5,890]

when the Lipsters inspect the source code and it's Crop Cami Tank Top Bow Print RESTOCK (/uj it sold zero copies so that is improbable)