Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[American Whore 51,541]

not the tiktok faqqettes making AI lasso songs like they did for fortnight 

[ShadesOfViolence 6,678]

657 pages jesus☠️

[World At War 4,705]

5 minutes ago, ShadesOfViolence said:

657 pages jesus☠️

 

album drops at 999.

[trust no terrence 968]

I took a break and the only news is that Lana blocked a fan (likely a teen) on insta who joked about the Lasso announcement... wtf... really downer times...

[American Whore 51,541]

lasso is the anthem of success

[Coriander 219]

3 hours ago, trust no terrence said:

I took a break and the only news is that Lana blocked a fan (likely a teen) on insta who joked about the Lasso announcement... wtf... really downer times...

She's certainly living out her festival opener lyrics.

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But burned into my brain, all these stolen images
Stolen images, baby, stolen images
Can you picture it, babe, that life we could've lived?

Tell me life is beautiful, they all think I have it all
I have nothing without you
All my dreams and all the lights mean
Nothing without you

 

[ultrabanisters 45,609]

why oomf saying it coming february 29th omg

[GeminiLanaFan 49,245]

37 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

why oomf saying it coming february 29th omg

So in two years? 

[ultrabanisters 45,609]

4 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

So in two years? 

well four...

[GeminiLanaFan 49,245]

15 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

well four...

Oh yeah, it’s true 

[bluechemtrails 27,004]

I hope she doesn't release anything this Friday because everyone will be listening to Charli's remix album

[taco truck 33,271]

2 minutes ago, grandpas glass said:

I hope she doesn't release anything this Friday because everyone will be listening to Charli's remix album

well i don't think we have to worry about that

[dexter 2,194]

lasso. lasso. lasso. 

[JDaniel 1,074]

2 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Well, I don't think we have to worry about that.

I'm not a specialist enough, do you know what is  the latest work of Lana which came out (like everyone or almost) on a Friday

[Coriander 219]

6 minutes ago, JDaniel said:

I'm not a specialist enough, do you know what is  the latest work of Lana which came out (like everyone or almost) on a Friday

 

The last thing that comes to mind is the Candy Necklace single.

[SalvaWHORE 34,113]

8 hours ago, American Whore said:

 faqqettes 

 

helpppp 

 

[Embach 43,629]

Those first pages since the Lasso anouncement until the Coachella day posts were so full of delulu it's so funny to read these now not gonna lie lol

[Lasso 13,216]

Found a Louisiana voodoo book from like the 1920s in a library today and it was sooooooooooo trippy, it's got to be a sign

I skimmed a little and saw smth

 

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Necromantic Incantation - summon forth "Lasso" from the realm of the dead

 

Extinguish all the lights within thy abode, lock thyself in the restroom, armed with a solitary candle flickering afore the looking glass. Utter the word 'Lasso' thrice with valor.

 

[JDaniel 1,074]

5 hours ago, Coriander said:

 

The last thing that comes to mind is the single Candy Necklace.

thank you

[JDaniel 1,074]

3 hours ago, Lasso said:

I found a Louisiana voodoo book from the 1920s in a library today and it was so trippy it must be a sign

I browsed a bit and saw something

 

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Necromantic Incantation - Summon "Lasso" from the realm of the dead

 

Turn off all the lights in your home, lock yourself in the bathroom, armed with a single flickering candle in front of the mirror. Say the word "Lasso" three times with courage.

 

it's like dr john's gris gris