Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[American Whore 50,814]

not the tiktok faqqettes making AI lasso songs like they did for fortnight 

[ShadesOfViolence 6,610]

657 pages jesus☠️

[World At War 4,695]

5 minutes ago, ShadesOfViolence said:

657 pages jesus☠️

 

album drops at 999.

[trust no terrence 836]

I took a break and the only news is that Lana blocked a fan (likely a teen) on insta who joked about the Lasso announcement... wtf... really downer times...

[American Whore 50,814]

lasso is the anthem of success

[Coriander 123]

3 hours ago, trust no terrence said:

I took a break and the only news is that Lana blocked a fan (likely a teen) on insta who joked about the Lasso announcement... wtf... really downer times...

She's certainly living out her festival opener lyrics.

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But burned into my brain, all these stolen images
Stolen images, baby, stolen images
Can you picture it, babe, that life we could've lived?

Tell me life is beautiful, they all think I have it all
I have nothing without you
All my dreams and all the lights mean
Nothing without you

 

[ultrabanisters 43,931]

why oomf saying it coming february 29th omg

[GeminiLanaFan 48,623]

37 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

why oomf saying it coming february 29th omg

So in two years? 

[ultrabanisters 43,931]

4 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

So in two years? 

well four...

[GeminiLanaFan 48,623]

15 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

well four...

Oh yeah, it’s true 

[grandpas glass 26,169]

I hope she doesn't release anything this Friday because everyone will be listening to Charli's remix album

[taco truck 32,498]

2 minutes ago, grandpas glass said:

I hope she doesn't release anything this Friday because everyone will be listening to Charli's remix album

well i don't think we have to worry about that

[dexter 1,787]

lasso. lasso. lasso. 

[JDaniel 633]

2 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Well, I don't think we have to worry about that.

I'm not a specialist enough, do you know what is  the latest work of Lana which came out (like everyone or almost) on a Friday

[Coriander 123]

6 minutes ago, JDaniel said:

I'm not a specialist enough, do you know what is  the latest work of Lana which came out (like everyone or almost) on a Friday

 

The last thing that comes to mind is the Candy Necklace single.

[SalvaWHORE 33,808]

8 hours ago, American Whore said:

 faqqettes 

 

helpppp 

 

[Embach 38,585]

Those first pages since the Lasso anouncement until the Coachella day posts were so full of delulu it's so funny to read these now not gonna lie lol

[Lasso 13,097]

Found a Louisiana voodoo book from like the 1920s in a library today and it was sooooooooooo trippy, it's got to be a sign

I skimmed a little and saw smth

 

Spoiler

Necromantic Incantation - summon forth "Lasso" from the realm of the dead

 

Extinguish all the lights within thy abode, lock thyself in the restroom, armed with a solitary candle flickering afore the looking glass. Utter the word 'Lasso' thrice with valor.