LanaBoards Next Top Model (Final Challenge on pg. 29)

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,079]

2 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

*pulls out my target own brand portable cd player and removes disc* seems like your second headphone port is broken, you can use mine
 

i was just listening to this whilst organising my outfits for tomorrows runway

 

 

lets swap! you listen to mine whilst i listen to yours

Spoiler

“Not Acting as Naomi - Kinda funny I was just looking at my Discogs - I had no idea the blue pressing of this shot up so much! Like Mitski! Make more variants or something…”

 

[Lindsay Lohan 7,691]

Submitted by @bia - Britney's Aquatic Chic Week 2 submission

 

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,083]

Confessional:

Spoiler

Otherr models have complained about punctuality and Early timely ness on submitting looks but I, Jane Fonda, digress. good lovely wellbalanced and amazing outfits thought out outfits and concepts take time and   effort, something these other models can learn. you can get a look in early but the effort (or lack … thereof) behind it has definitely shown thru… Expect TheJane Fonda to showcase soon. #FastFashion #JaneSpeaks #LoveJane

 

Love, Jane

 

[Surf Noir 190,676]

36 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

room for a third? just finished my workout in the LBNTM house garden 

 

i'll be the fourth... count me in!

 

 

 

(ignore the gun... i was just filming a music video on my webcam for my new song scarface and it's quite dramatic)

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,079]

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

i'll be the fourth... count me in!

 

 

 

(ignore the gun... i was just filming a music video on my webcam for my new song scarface and it's quite dramatic)

We’ll go to the gun range after!

[DemonMic2003 3,887]

CONFESSIONAL

Spoiler

I DONT PERFOM TO POOR BITCHES

 

[Surf Noir 190,676]

Just now, DemonMic2003 said:

CONFESSIONAL

  Reveal hidden contents

I DONT PERFOM TO BROKE BITCHES

 

 

who is this random woman and why is she on the premises? 

[DemonMic2003 3,887]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

 

who is this random woman and why is she on the premises? 

Thats miss Taylor Swift to you tramp

[Surf Noir 190,676]

1 minute ago, DemonMic2003 said:

Thats miss Taylor Swift to you tramp

 

security! please remove this random woman who just insulted one of the contestants! 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,079]

[DemonMic2003 3,887]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

 

security! please remove this random woman who just insulted one of the contestants! 

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 2,927]

Taylor Swift vs Lizzy Grant- now this is a fight I have been waiting to see 

[Paris Hilton 9,415]

Tonight, in the house, as most of the girls gather around in the kitchen to exchange CDs, while the others are having their photoshoots, RuPaul joins the other girls for a chit-chat. 

 

Hello, Ladies! How’s your head? * ijbols like Rupaul*
*grabs everyone’s cd players and throws them away* FUCK THE CD PLAYERS, LETS DO LEAN 💜

A little some some *laughs*

Spoiler

I’m high as fuck so this is the best CUNTribution to the plot I could come up tonight 

 

[DemonMic2003 3,887]

i chant no no more lizzy grant... 

[Surf Noir 190,676]

why do i smell pumpkin spice lattes, jet fuel, and contempt?

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,079]

3 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

*grabs everyone’s cd players and throws them

NOT MY OUT OF PRINT COPY OF BABYWOMAN & MITSKI’S MIXTAPE!

[bunoner 5,602]

Some of you have been photographed at the beach, and some of you in pools, perhaps with a dollar store mermaid tail. Me? I'm here once again to remind you that none of you are on the same level as me. Other than my beautiful outfit, I came prepared with a bottle of lean to share with RuPaul.

 

 

[Lindsay Lohan 7,691]

BREAKING NEWS

 

In a dramatic turn of events at the LanaBoards Next Top Model contest, a rejected contestant caused a stir as she forcefully entered the premises and allegedly harassed one of the contestants. Security personnel intervened, escorting this woman off the premises. 

 

According to eyewitnesses, this woman barged into the venue during a crucial stage of the competition, hurling insults and accusations at one of the contestants, claiming she had stolen her spot. 

 

This unexpected disruption has sent shockwaves through the fashion industry, prompting discussions about the need for increased security measures at high-profile events. As the America's Next Top Model contest resumes, contestants and organizers alike are left grappling with the aftermath of this unsettling incident.

 

TMZ has released their mugshot here:

 

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,079]

Some of you have been photographed in front of a green screen…

[bunoner 5,602]

Spoiler

I just can't believe the way I'm being treated by my fellow contestants, especially Naomi. Her behavior is so uncalled for.

 

What she doesn't know is that I was up late last night and happened to see her conspiring against Lindsay with Megan. Her time will come soon enough.