Sitar 22,213 Posted March 30, 2013 Top: iPod dock, piggy bank, grandma bobblehead proclaiming "still the biggest tease", a gnome my friend gave me named Bucky Molasses, a lamp, a 3/4 empty water bottle, empty can of Arizona tea, ballpoint pen, Lolita, zero dildos Middle: SpongeBob placemat, thesaurus, dictionary, textbooks, mostly coins stored in those candy containers, a few Mad-Libs, Kindle Fire, cookbook, more textbooks, coin collection, Steven Morrissey and Johnny Marr biography, book of lists, random comic book, book called "CATS CATS CATS", magazine, zero dildos Bottom: Lady Gaga photo book, accordion folder, Alice in the Wonderland lunchbox full of more Mad-Libs and knick-knacks, CD book with mostly burned CDs and DVDs, every yearbook since 7th grade, Elvis ukulele songbook, more textbooks, zero dildos You can also see my cat's food (in a SpongeBob bowl) 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phahad 691 Posted March 30, 2013 Top: iPod dock, piggy bank, grandma bobblehead proclaiming "still the biggest tease", a gnome my friend gave me named Bucky Molasses, a lamp, a 3/4 empty water bottle, empty can of Arizona tea, ballpoint pen, Lolita, zero dildos Middle: SpongeBob placemat, thesaurus, dictionary, textbooks, mostly coins stored in those candy containers, a few Mad-Libs, Kindle Fire, cookbook, more textbooks, coin collection, Steven Morrissey and Johnny Marr biography, book of lists, random comic book, book called "CATS CATS CATS", magazine, zero dildos Bottom: Lady Gaga photo book, accordion folder, Alice in the Wonderland lunchbox full of more Mad-Libs and knick-knacks, CD book with mostly burned CDs and DVDs, every yearbook since 7th grade, Elvis ukulele songbook, more textbooks, zero dildos You can also see my cat's food (in a SpongeBob bowl) i'm so glad you posted a photo. love the spongebob decor 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Limelight 4,708 Posted March 30, 2013 Hash, water bottle, lube, 2 bananas ( not what you are thinking about :dead:), my 3DS, my imaginary tablet. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sitar 22,213 Posted March 31, 2013 I have the most innocent bedside, let me plant some meth. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xNoirx 657 Posted March 31, 2013 My desk/bedside is so pure, no drugs or dildos to be found! On top is some records, a jar of petals, a perfume set (marc jacobs bitchez), a little box of earrings, beatles car, and a photo of my great gran. In the drawer its just headphones, some pencils/pens and notepads. Underneath I have two boxes full of books. 3 Quote ~ataraxia~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrailerParkDarling 5,693 Posted March 31, 2013 contact lens solution, a blank notebook, a pocket knife, some letters i can't bring myself to throw away, foam curlers, various pills, and nail stuff. pretty boring!!! 2 Quote *** People call me crazy but I'm in demand *** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,641 Posted March 31, 2013 chocolate, ear phones, nail clippers, loose leaf paper, hair brush, cotton buds, tissues, cotton pads, on the road, pen, two bottles of water, sharpie, nirvana unplugged dvd that's usually in my laptop i win most boring, someone send me meth and vibrators 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DUKE 2,530 Posted March 31, 2013 contact lens solution, a blank notebook, a pocket knife, some letters i can't bring myself to throw away, foam curlers, various pills, and nail stuff. pretty boring!!! Sorry, but that made me laugh. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrailerParkDarling 5,693 Posted March 31, 2013 Sorry, but that made me laugh. forget vibrators, i get off with a knife #hxc 6 Quote *** People call me crazy but I'm in demand *** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
radiodasirius 637 Posted April 5, 2013 A clock radio, ten journals, two bibles, a pen, mascara, earrings 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shelaughslikegod 79 Posted May 18, 2013 Glasses, phone, headphones 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silver starlet 1,376 Posted October 6, 2013 i dont have drawers but i have 2 shelve things this will be the longest list ever -deodorant -prozac lmao -pen -phone case -tape -alarm clock/radio -lamp -rubber bands for braces lol -another iphone case (with ldr on it aw) -kindle -gameboy from literally like 10 years ago -scrunchie -bracelet -more tape -headlamp -ipod touch thats been dead for months -headlamp -portable speaker -digital camera -random trash stuff its so small its a miracle how i fit all that stuff damn 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mileena 2,691 Posted October 6, 2013 a pack of jellytots, white musk body shop deodorant, oceanus body shop eau de toilette, indigestion tablets and some tissues 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horror Pop 46 Posted March 16, 2014 -Mary Jane -Condoms -Lube -Small handgun -Dildo. (Oops) -My cigarettes. Literally it. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grey_Knight 8 Posted March 20, 2014 My diaries, dental floss, vibrator, nail varnish, study books and chocolate I'm not sure why I ever leave the house tbh You really shouldn't use that stuff young lady. It will ruin your future love life. Your clit will be over stimulated nomsayin? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grey_Knight 8 Posted March 20, 2014 -Mary Jane -Condoms -Lube -Small handgun -Dildo. (Oops) -My cigarettes. Literally it. oh dear... how old are you brah?! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horror Pop 46 Posted March 20, 2014 oh dear... how old are you brah?! 21. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creyk 11,699 Posted March 21, 2014 I don't even have a bedside 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ultraviolenced 64 Posted August 3, 2014 Top: stuffed panda I got when I was six, noise machine, Hello Kitty alarm clock, mini pillow pet, Nancy Drew post cards, markers, lip balms, erasers, penguin bobblehead, and some other stuff that I'm not sure about1st level: books, notebooks, highlighters, pens, and random stuff 2nd level: books, pencil case, more lip balm, Smencils (remember those?) 3rd level: nothing, it's empty 0 Quote YOU CALL ME LAVENDER, YOU CALL ME SUNSHINE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stadiumarcadium 137 Posted August 4, 2014 Right side: My drawing stuff (pens, notebooks), the file folder I'm creating, chocolate, cookies, more cookies, nail polish, book, piercing stuff, a pack of Jelly Belly, lighters, disinfectant, plug socket. Left side: Box with stuff inside (still no dildos or condoms, just piercings, sketches, concert tickets [HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD AW YAH], pictures), tape, nails, more chocolate, empty liquor bottles. Definitely winning the award for the most innocent and boring bedside on LB. I've got condoms somewhere else 0 Quote ☆ ☆ whitelines-prettybaby-tattoos.tumblr.com ☆ ☆ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites