Two Truths and A Lie

[lauradelxx 1,082]

You have a birthmark and you can swim?

I hate Kanye West

I like to download music

I first heard Lana 2 yrs ago.

 

I do have a birthmark but no I can't swim and yes I've seen Nicholas Cage 

[CrazySister 2,239]

 

1. I used to steal candy from a store near to my house when I was a kid until my mom found out 

2. My first relationship lasted only three days 

3. I already tried to recreate the "Draw me like one of your french girls" scene from Titanic 

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,417]

@CrazySister the 2nd one? lol

 

1. I've sucked off one of my teachers

2. I saw one of my teachers on Grindr and he still trys to hook up with me knowing I'm a minor and his student

3. I smoke weed

[CrazySister 2,239]

@CrazySister the 2nd one? lol

 

1. I've sucked off one of my teachers

2. I saw one of my teachers on Grindr and he still trys to hook up with me knowing I'm a minor and his student

3. I smoke weed

Correct 

Number 3?

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,417]

Correct 

Number 3?

Number 2

[Limelight 4,708]

I have eaten a pussy out once

I've jacked off a friend in a movie theater next to everyone 

I've slept with a 'friend' in order for him to do a project for me

 

 

Number 2

What teacher did you suck?

[CrazySister 2,239]

How magical when they transfer threads! 

I have eaten a pussy out once

I've jacked off a friend in a movie theater next to everyone 

I've slept with a 'friend' in order for him to do a project for me

 

 

Number 3? This seems FMWUTTT 

[Limelight 4,708]

How magical when they transfer threads! 

 

 

Number 3? This seems FMWUTTT 

You got it

 

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,417]

I have eaten a pussy out once

I've jacked off a friend in a movie theater next to everyone

I've slept with a 'friend' in order for him to do a project for me

 

 

What teacher did you suck?

No, Number 2 was the only true one they had transferred threads. Before, it was 2 lies 1 truth

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,804]

• I had a 3 way hookup w/my cuban bf & a professor at FSU - in his office 

• I've hooked up with my drug dealer cousin for free acid 

I'm a compulsive liar     

[knoxavel 938]

1) Lana gave me a hug, a kiss on the cheek and said I had an infectious smile during a private rehearsal from her promo-tour at the amoeba records in San Francisco

 

2) i'm a doctor

 

3) my favorite song is "is this happiness?"

 

• I had a 3 way hookup w/my cuban bf & a professor at FSU - in his office 
• I've hooked up with my drug dealer cousin for free acid 
• I'm a compulsive liar     

 

i believe the 1 & 3.  2 is self-hate. no one sleeps with anybody for ACID unless you are strung out. are you?   

[Divisive Princess 3,754]

1) Lana gave me a hug, a kiss on the cheek and said I had an infectious smile during a private rehearsal from her promo-tour at the amoeba records in San Francisco

 

2) i'm a doctor

 

3) my favorite song is "is this happiness?"

i believe the 1 & 3.  2 is self-hate. no one sleeps with anybody for ACID unless you are strung out. are you?   

 

I feel like you're not a doctor (sorry if you are... oops)

 

1.) I've seen Lana in concert twice

 

2.) I have 2 dogs

 

3.) I'm 5'4 

[True Romance 6,195]

I feel like you're not a doctor (sorry if you are... oops)

 

1.) I've seen Lana in concert twice

 

2.) I have 2 dogs

 

3.) I'm 5'4 

 

hmm, 1 is probably the lie.

 

1. brooklyn baby is in my top favorite lana songs

2. diet mtn dew is in my top favorite lana songs

3. cruel world is in my top favorite lana songs

[Party Party 3,532]

1 - I love Maddy Ellwanger

 

2 - I hate chicken but still eat it

 

3 - I have a secret.

[reputation 6,321]

1 - I love Maddy Ellwanger

 

2 - I hate chicken but still eat it

 

3 - I have a secret.

2nd??

 

 

1- I can spell all the states backwards

2- I prefer Pepsi over Coke

3- I once cut off my pinky

[Party Party 3,532]

2nd??

 

err, wrong,

 

#1. I HATE Maddy

2nd??

 

 

1- I can spell all the states backwards

2- I prefer Pepsi over Coke

3- I once cut off my pinky

also, 2nd one is a lie??

[reputation 6,321]

err, wrong,

 

#1. I HATE Maddy

 

also, 2nd one is a lie??

Incorrect

[CrazySister 2,239]

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[True Romance 6,195]

2nd??

 

 

1- I can spell all the states backwards

2- I prefer Pepsi over Coke

3- I once cut off my pinky

 

1 bc you have to be superhuman

(and for 3 do you mean like your skin or)

 

 

1. I got expelled from my school because they caught me selling weed for a teacher  

2. I almost killed someone twice  

3. I already tried to runaway from home twice too  

 

 

3? that seems like the only one that possibly be true lmao, but im sorry if its true, aw

 

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& redoing mine bc no one responded to it

 

1. brooklyn baby is in my top favorite lana songs

2. diet mtn dew is in my top favorite lana songs

3. cruel world is in my top favorite lana songs 

[reputation 6,321]

1 bc you have to be superhuman

(and for 3 do you mean like your skin or)

 

 

 

 

3? that seems like the only one that possibly be true lmao, but im sorry if its true, aw

 

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& redoing mine bc no one responded to it

 

1. brooklyn baby is in my top favorite lana songs

2. diet mtn dew is in my top favorite lana songs

3. cruel world is in my top favorite lana songs 

Yeah lol I can only spell Mississippi backwards. And no it like went off, the had to restich it