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#1 OFFLINE   Cult Leader

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 10:10 AM

Okay full credit to the person who tweeted this.  I just thought it would make a fun, interesting game to make up what the clues would be. 

 

 

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 10:28 AM

Kill Kill: The song of how she fell for a man who killed and got executed, and it was his violent life that made her turn towards the same violence that inevitably got her killed

 

Dark Paradise: missing the guy on death row who she fell in love with

 

Songs like Kinda Outta Luck, Serial Killer and Live or Die show the reckless violent lifestyle she lived after that

 

Possible ways she died: Her past caught up with her, people wanting revenge for the ones she killed.

  • Shot in the head (Is This Happiness)
  • While overseas she was murdered (Salvatore)
  • She was executed on death row (Cherry, smiling when the firing squads against ya is kind of a messed up thing a murderer would do)
  • Overdose (heavy hitter)
  • Drowning (out with a bang, bentley, and also the Blue Jeans music video and Shades of Cool directors cut)

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:36 AM

Maybe she was murdered by her sugar daddy?

Or maybe suicide? Variations of the phrase “I wish I was dead” appear in Dark Paradise, Bentley, and Pin Up Galore

Or maybe she was a prostitute and was killed by one of her clients (that’s been know to happen). The Ride mv, Carmen, and G&M contain references to prostitution
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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:45 AM

And hints were there that her relationship was violent: he hit me and it felt like a kiss / I know very well you're bringing me down (Backfire).


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:48 AM

she dies of marijuana overdose in HBTB

"all i wanted to do was get high by the beach, get high, baby baby, bye bye"
 


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 12:11 PM

she dies of marijuana overdose in HBTB

"all i wanted to do was get high by the beach, get high, baby baby, bye bye"
 

 

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 12:29 PM

So it's common knowledge right that Lana Del Rey murdered May Jailer and Lizzy Grant by stabbing them with forks (For K pt1 & For K pt2)

 

So did someone get revenge on Lana Del Rey by stabbing her with a For K pt3 ???


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 10:15 PM

she dies of marijuana overdose in HBTB

"all i wanted to do was get high by the beach, get high, baby baby, bye bye"
 

 

So it's common knowledge right that Lana Del Rey murdered May Jailer and Lizzy Grant by stabbing them with forks (For K pt1 & For K pt2)

 

So did someone get revenge on Lana Del Rey by stabbing her with a For K pt3 ???

Omg I'm cackling


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 10:24 PM

YOUR MIND!!! I love this thread

 

Fine China is her ghost preparing to attend her own funeral if you ask me

 

"On the same day my husband to be
Packed his things to run" - he killed her in anger and now he's trying to escape

 

"The earth shattered, the sky opened
The rain was fire but we were wooden" - failed attempt to enter heaven


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 10:42 PM

YOUR MIND!!! I love this thread

 

Fine China is her ghost preparing to attend her own funeral if you ask me

 

"On the same day my husband to be
Packed his things to run" - he killed her in anger and now he's trying to escape

 

"The earth shattered, the sky opened
The rain was fire but we were wooden" - failed attempt to enter heaven

Now I'm CRYING

This is the only way the song makes perfect sense


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:06 PM

Now I'm CRYING

This is the only way the song makes perfect sense

 

I know and I'm shocked we realized it just now it's like we've been asleep for too long :illumilana:


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:07 PM

She always had her gun with her, because she was scared she would be killed.

 

I wear my red lipstick, grab my coat and gun/ I got my cash and my Louis Vuitton, diamonds and guns

When I hit you in the back of the head with a gun

Fingertips in the shape of a gun

I'm not gonna let you pick up the gun

 

In Ultraviolence she tells us she had the gun of the person she was scared of. 

 

Got your bible, got your gun

Got your gun, I've got my dad/ One gun on the table

 

With Honeymoon she tells the story that she was being chased, lost her gun in the fight and now has one in her new car.

 

There are guns that blaze around you

You're so Art Deco out on the floor, shining like gun metal

Got my new car and my gun


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:09 PM

Maybe Stoplight Delight is when she meets K. Maybe the mention of a woman having to be a killer is literal.

Or maybe she fell off of the black motorcycle.

Or maybe she was killed in a drug deal gone bad (Florida Kilos)

Or maybe she’s not dead, just disappeared (Swan Song). An ancestor of mine did that in the 40s.

Or maybe Tomorrow Never Came because she ran away from the terrible singer that is Sean Ono Lennon (not death but I thought it was funny)

WAIT I KNOW: she sang the body electric too much and got her body electrocuted
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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:35 PM

Maybe Stoplight Delight is when she meets K. Maybe the mention of a woman having to be a killer is literal.

Or maybe she fell off of the black motorcycle.

Or maybe she overdosed on the cocaine she was selling (Florida Kilos)

Or maybe she’s not dead, just disappeared (Swan Song). An ancestor of mine did that in the 40s.

Or maybe Tomorrow Never Came because she ran away from the terrible singer that is Sean Ono Lennon (not death but I thought it was funny)

WAIT I KNOW: she sang the body electric too much and got her body electrocuted

 

Wow Swan Song fuuuuck. Omg thats crazy that happened in your family


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:48 PM

She is now in a dark paradise...

And she talks to Jesus (unreleased song of the same name), begging him to enter in heaven (Say yes to heaven, say yes to me...)...

But although she is born to die, she will  wait for her beau, in that dark paradise,  because when she gets to heaven, please let her bring her man....



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Posted 15 May 2018 - 11:35 AM

Wow Swan Song fuuuuck. Omg thats crazy that happened in your family


Yeah he told his wife he was gonna by bread and was never heard from again. According to my great-great-aunt, his wife was haughty and conceited, so maybe that’s why he left
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