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#19861 ONLINE   PARADIXO

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:29 PM

I made an Unbreakable Vow with Lana, so I'll be a stan forever.
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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:30 PM

Yosemite cultists are stuck stanning because last summer we did a blood ritual


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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:44 PM

Everyday i get home from work i check this thread hoping to read 50 new pages because something happened but... the drought continues :toofunny:


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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:46 PM

Jack is cute, and I don't wanna see any more slander OR fucking body shaming. Y'all get mad when someone says that Lana looks better with makeup on.
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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:51 PM

https://youtu.be/9t35TGB7Xs0

Ew ew ewwwww
Please I don't even wanna think about the fact that Jack has a penis. I can already see his little stank corn chips smelling nerd ass whaling on top of Lana like "baby is this good for you? Yeah..... mhmm *snorts and adjusts glasses* Is my 3 inch cock good? Is it hitting ur fun spot?" And Lana's like "yeah.. wtv" like ewww ewewewew especially him being inside Lorde gurl noooo

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I'm glad you're the only one who understood it was a joke
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These bitches need a blunt and some head I swear! "You need therapy" lmfao like hunny suck my crispy creme clit, fuck outta here with that bullshit, just cause you wanna suck Jack off like you're an inmate and it's your last meal ain't my fucking problem!
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But all jokes aside I just don't see Jack as attractive, I'm glad y'all do though. Enjoy it mammies! :thumb3:
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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:53 PM

jack looks like that nerd in high school that you lowkey wanna sleep with and you dont know why


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#19867 OFFLINE   Arcadia

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:55 PM

I'm glad you're the only one who understood it was a joke

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These bitches need a blunt and some head I swear! "You need therapy" lmfao like hunny suck my crispy creme clit, fuck outta here with that bullshit, just cause you wanna suck Jack off like you're an inmate and it's your last meal ain't my fucking problem!
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But all jokes aside I just don't see Jack as attractive, I'm glad y'all do though. Enjoy it mammies! :thumb3:

 

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:56 PM

Okay I just listened to Hope for the first time in like two weeks and its actually pretty beautiful and I can't wait to hear it in the context of the full album


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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:56 PM

jack looks like that nerd in high school that you lowkey wanna sleep with and you dont know why


I'm glad we all have different tastes! But yeah this is not a man I want to think about sexually. He'd be a good friend though, but that's where that ends

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:58 PM

jack looks like that nerd in high school that you lowkey wanna sleep with and you dont know why

Exactly.
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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:59 PM

I'm glad we all have different tastes! But yeah this is not a man I want to think about sexually. He'd be a good friend though, but that's where that ends

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He got waaaaay less attractive with Lena Dunham in the same picture :horror:


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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:59 PM

jack looks like that nerd in high school that buys weed for 35 a g


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Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:00 PM

Jack looks like a nerd but somehow you KNOW his dick is big.


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Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:01 PM

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:01 PM

"CaN yOu FeEl My MeAt InSiDe YoU bAby"
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Y'all enjoy!
Anyways stream Cinnamon! :creep:
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Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:11 PM

The more I see the title of the album, the more legendary and iconic it becomes.
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Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:13 PM

i would suck jack's dick, vice versa but wouldn't fuck with him

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:13 PM

The more I see the title of the album, the more legendary and iconic it becomes.


For real. I need it to be a concept album about a relationship with a self-absorbed male artist slash a reflection on the male ego. And I need for it to tell a story from beginning to end a la Lou Reed’s Berlin
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Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:14 PM

Jack Antonoff slander... you people are insufferable that man gives top notch dick and I know it
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Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:17 PM

flat earth, vaccines, church, jack antonoff dick, what else can the NFR pre release thread touch upon before 1000 pages? 


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