Jump to content


Photo

Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread


  • Please log in to reply
31473 replies to this topic

#19861 OFFLINE   PARADIXO

PARADIXO

    Pure Nature

  • Moderators
  • 2,826 posts
  • LocationBuenos Aires
  • Fan Since:2012
  • Favourite LDR Song:West Coast
  • Time Online: 131d 23h 59m 42s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:29 PM

I made an Unbreakable Vow with Lana, so I'll be a stan forever.
  • cashcomesquick, khris, californianfreak and 7 others like this

Posted Image


#19862 OFFLINE   khris

khris

    Head Venice Bitch

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 6,687 posts
  • Fan Since:2012
  • Time Online: 68d 2h 31m 47s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:30 PM

Yosemite cultists are stuck stanning because last summer we did a blood ritual


  • californianfreak, CrazySister, Clampigirl and 6 others like this

#19863 OFFLINE   Terrence Loves Me

Terrence Loves Me

    Worst Taste 2.0

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 6,460 posts
  • LocationUK
  • Fan Since:2015
  • Time Online: 180d 1h 10m 48s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:44 PM

Everyday i get home from work i check this thread hoping to read 50 new pages because something happened but... the drought continues :toofunny:


  • californianfreak, kitschesque, Marius12 and 6 others like this

                                         nVuVazu.png


#19864 OFFLINE   Jean

Jean

    Merman

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 2,337 posts
  • LocationBelgrade, Serbia.
  • Fan Since:2011.
  • Time Online: 57d 2h 2m 13s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:46 PM

Jack is cute, and I don't wanna see any more slander OR fucking body shaming. Y'all get mad when someone says that Lana looks better with makeup on.
  • RafaelDelRey, khris, kitschesque and 6 others like this

giphy.gifTwitter: amginhoJ


#19865 OFFLINE   PerwinkleDreams

PerwinkleDreams

    Old Hollywood

  • Banned
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,970 posts
  • Fan Since:2013
  • Time Online: 22d 4h 3s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:51 PM

https://youtu.be/9t35TGB7Xs0

Ew ew ewwwww
Please I don't even wanna think about the fact that Jack has a penis. I can already see his little stank corn chips smelling nerd ass whaling on top of Lana like "baby is this good for you? Yeah..... mhmm *snorts and adjusts glasses* Is my 3 inch cock good? Is it hitting ur fun spot?" And Lana's like "yeah.. wtv" like ewww ewewewew especially him being inside Lorde gurl noooo

8WO2V6.gif
I'm glad you're the only one who understood it was a joke
giphy.gif

These bitches need a blunt and some head I swear! "You need therapy" lmfao like hunny suck my crispy creme clit, fuck outta here with that bullshit, just cause you wanna suck Jack off like you're an inmate and it's your last meal ain't my fucking problem!
tumblr_ofpl9pEzor1tb8iyko1_400.gif

But all jokes aside I just don't see Jack as attractive, I'm glad y'all do though. Enjoy it mammies! :thumb3:
  • TRENCH, khris, Coyote and 6 others like this

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image


#19866 OFFLINE   Terrence Loves Me

Terrence Loves Me

    Worst Taste 2.0

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 6,460 posts
  • LocationUK
  • Fan Since:2015
  • Time Online: 180d 1h 10m 48s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:53 PM

jack looks like that nerd in high school that you lowkey wanna sleep with and you dont know why


  • venicebitch, Jean, TRENCH and 8 others like this

                                         nVuVazu.png


#19867 OFFLINE   Arcadia

Arcadia

    You're Gonna Love Me

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 7,729 posts
  • LocationEngland
  • Fan Since:Nov 2014
  • Time Online: 204d 19h 16m 59s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:55 PM

I'm glad you're the only one who understood it was a joke

giphy.gif

These bitches need a blunt and some head I swear! "You need therapy" lmfao like hunny suck my crispy creme clit, fuck outta here with that bullshit, just cause you wanna suck Jack off like you're an inmate and it's your last meal ain't my fucking problem!
tumblr_ofpl9pEzor1tb8iyko1_400.gif

But all jokes aside I just don't see Jack as attractive, I'm glad y'all do though. Enjoy it mammies! :thumb3:

 

Jy7HGSG.gif


  • TRENCH, khris and PerwinkleDreams like this

#19868 ONLINE   ArtDecoDelRey

ArtDecoDelRey

    Member

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 210 posts
  • LocationConnecticut, USA
  • Fan Since:2014
  • Time Online: 18d 1h 20m 16s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:56 PM

Okay I just listened to Hope for the first time in like two weeks and its actually pretty beautiful and I can't wait to hear it in the context of the full album


  • californianfreak, LanaFlowers and GeminiLanaFan like this

#19869 OFFLINE   PerwinkleDreams

PerwinkleDreams

    Old Hollywood

  • Banned
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,970 posts
  • Fan Since:2013
  • Time Online: 22d 4h 3s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:56 PM

jack looks like that nerd in high school that you lowkey wanna sleep with and you dont know why


I'm glad we all have different tastes! But yeah this is not a man I want to think about sexually. He'd be a good friend though, but that's where that ends

4D8E4A0300000578-5877663-In_love_or_just
  • LanaFlowers, BlueBaby and Gangsta Queen like this

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image


#19870 OFFLINE   GeminiLanaFan

GeminiLanaFan

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,299 posts
  • Fan Since:2012
  • Time Online: 35d 9h 43m 36s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:58 PM

jack looks like that nerd in high school that you lowkey wanna sleep with and you dont know why

Exactly.
  • BlueBaby and late bloomer like this

#19871 OFFLINE   Arcadia

Arcadia

    You're Gonna Love Me

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 7,729 posts
  • LocationEngland
  • Fan Since:Nov 2014
  • Time Online: 204d 19h 16m 59s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:59 PM

I'm glad we all have different tastes! But yeah this is not a man I want to think about sexually. He'd be a good friend though, but that's where that ends

4D8E4A0300000578-5877663-In_love_or_just

 

He got waaaaay less attractive with Lena Dunham in the same picture :horror:


  • SparkleJumpropeNoose, BlueBaby, LemonadeHeavens and 2 others like this

#19872 ONLINE   LanaFlowers

LanaFlowers

    Your Brighton Bitch

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 932 posts
  • Fan Since:2012
  • Time Online: 82d 7h 33m 1s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:59 PM

jack looks like that nerd in high school that buys weed for 35 a g


  • khris and HydroponicWeeds like this

#19873 OFFLINE   Arcadia

Arcadia

    You're Gonna Love Me

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 7,729 posts
  • LocationEngland
  • Fan Since:Nov 2014
  • Time Online: 204d 19h 16m 59s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:00 PM

Jack looks like a nerd but somehow you KNOW his dick is big.


  • TRENCH, heroinmelodies, BlueBaby and 1 other like this

#19874 ONLINE   Nobody

Nobody

    take it doen

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 636 posts
  • LocationUK
  • Time Online: 304d 2h 11m 42s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:01 PM

ntkBf3r.png   :rip:


  • khris, SparkleJumpropeNoose, Marius12 and 4 others like this

#19875 OFFLINE   PerwinkleDreams

PerwinkleDreams

    Old Hollywood

  • Banned
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,970 posts
  • Fan Since:2013
  • Time Online: 22d 4h 3s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:01 PM

"CaN yOu FeEl My MeAt InSiDe YoU bAby"
TRNqTnR.jpg

Y'all enjoy!
Anyways stream Cinnamon! :creep:
  • Wynwood, Nobody, TRENCH and 12 others like this

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image


#19876 OFFLINE   GeminiLanaFan

GeminiLanaFan

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,299 posts
  • Fan Since:2012
  • Time Online: 35d 9h 43m 36s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:11 PM

The more I see the title of the album, the more legendary and iconic it becomes.
  • californianfreak, kitschesque, heroinmelodies and 3 others like this

#19877 OFFLINE   Trainwreck

Trainwreck

    rüyalarda buluşuruz

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 3,496 posts
  • Time Online: 60d 22h 39m 25s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:13 PM

i would suck jack's dick, vice versa but wouldn't fuck with him

#19878 OFFLINE   ilovetati

ilovetati

    Am I that boy that you dream of?

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 3,507 posts
  • Time Online: 203d 16h 47m 37s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:13 PM

The more I see the title of the album, the more legendary and iconic it becomes.


For real. I need it to be a concept album about a relationship with a self-absorbed male artist slash a reflection on the male ego. And I need for it to tell a story from beginning to end a la Lou Reed’s Berlin
  • GeminiLanaFan and ArtDecoDelRey like this

#19879 OFFLINE   Nick Del Rey

Nick Del Rey

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,233 posts
  • LocationNew York
  • Fan Since:2012
  • Time Online: 76d 1h 13m 11s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:14 PM

Jack Antonoff slander... you people are insufferable that man gives top notch dick and I know it
  • venicebitch, RafaelDelRey, daytonadeath and 8 others like this

#19880 OFFLINE   stargazed

stargazed

    ‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 642 posts
  • LocationNY
  • Fan Since:2013
  • Time Online: 24d 53m 36s

Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:17 PM

flat earth, vaccines, church, jack antonoff dick, what else can the NFR pre release thread touch upon before 1000 pages? 


  • Electric Body, TRENCH, khris and 18 others like this




28 user(s) are reading this topic

12 members, 13 guests, 1 anonymous users


    Bing (2), RormanNockwell, WildMustang, Nobody, Skid Row Cherry Pie, vitriolkisses, Roll With me, Heroin, FallingCherry, DCooper, mid july, TrashMagiq, Venice Queen