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#1 OFFLINE   Stoop Kid

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 10:45 PM

Pretty self-explanatory; user asks a stupid question, another user follows up with a stupid answer and their own stupid question. I think we can make something funny out of this, so let's see how it goes.

Why aren't seals called water dogs?
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Posted 17 May 2016 - 10:49 PM

Pretty self-explanatory; user asks a stupid question, another user follows up with a stupid answer and their own stupid question. I think we can make something funny out of this, so let's see how it goes.

Why aren't seals called water dogs?

Cause you can't walk a seal. (idk :toofunny:)

 

Why is the sky blue?


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Posted 17 May 2016 - 10:57 PM

Cause you can't walk a seal. (idk :toofunny:)

:eartha: That's it! You got it! :smile:

Why is the sky blue?

Because if it was green, it would be grass.

Why can't we see behind our eyelids?
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Posted 18 May 2016 - 06:37 AM

:eartha: That's it! You got it! :smile:

Because if it was green, it would be grass.

Why can't we see behind our eyelids?

because u closed ur eyes! 

 

Why don't we fall off the earth?


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Posted 18 May 2016 - 06:42 AM

Why don't we fall off the earth?

Because Issac Newton said it was one of his ten rules of botany.

Why is it called a blowjob if you don't blow?


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Posted 18 May 2016 - 06:52 AM

Because Issac Newton said it was one of his ten rules of botany.

Why is it called a blowjob if you don't blow?

You blow his mind :hooker: 

 

Can you get pregnant by doing anal?


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Posted 18 May 2016 - 07:13 AM

Can you get pregnant by doing anal?

Yes, but only if you have had hemorrhoids for longer than a week. Otherwise you just get HPV.

Is it true love if he gives you crabs at least once?


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Posted 21 May 2016 - 08:35 AM

Is it true love if he gives you crabs at least once?

Yes cus he thinks ur a mermaid 

 

Do mermaids really exist? 



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Posted 21 May 2016 - 08:48 AM

Yes cus he thinks ur a mermaid 

 

Do mermaids really exist? 

My neighbor told me God's made mistakes; I think she was mostly referring to me when she said that, but I am sure that the Bible mentions them as one of the animals in the Garden of Noah when Moses built the wheel and Cain parted the cornfields.

Is white chocolate really chocolate?

 


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Posted 21 May 2016 - 08:57 AM

My neighbor told me God's made mistakes; I think she was mostly referring to me when she said that, but I am sure that the Bible mentions them as one of the animals in the Garden of Noah when Moses built the wheel and Cain parted the cornfields.

Is white chocolate really chocolate?

Nope, they are a bunch of melted teeth with sugar 

 

Is it true that Lana Del Rey killed Lizzy Grant and stole her career?



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Posted 21 May 2016 - 12:55 PM

Nope, they are a bunch of melted teeth with sugar 

 

Is it true that Lana Del Rey killed Lizzy Grant and stole her career?

That would be true, but recent news has it Lizzy is back with revenge taking over Lana's career this time.... cheeky Lizzy 

 

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What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise???


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Posted 04 July 2016 - 09:37 AM

They have different names

Why is the earth round?
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Posted 04 July 2016 - 09:50 AM

They have different names

Why is the earth round?

it's not round??? it's flat!!! go to school babe

 

why is the sky blue?



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Posted 04 July 2016 - 09:54 AM

it's not round??? it's flat!!! go to school babe
 
why is the sky blue?


Bc it reflects off the ocean :hooker:

Can robots feel love?

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Posted 04 July 2016 - 10:34 AM

Bc it reflects off the ocean :hooker:
Can robots feel love?


No they feel hate

Why do humans exist?

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Posted 04 July 2016 - 10:45 AM

No they feel hate

Why do humans exist?

To have sex and create more humans.

 

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares. Then why is there a song about it?



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Posted 04 July 2016 - 01:19 PM

because Jimmy's mother cared but people called her a nobody

 

Why aren't guns and bullets called WMDs when they are weapons that cause widespread mass destruction?


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Posted 04 July 2016 - 01:25 PM

because Jimmy's mother cared but people called her a nobody
Why aren't guns and bullets called WMDs
when they are weapons that cause widespread mass destruction?


Because they don't do the same amount of damage as penises do.

Can you have sex without using your body parts and without moving?

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Posted 04 July 2016 - 01:29 PM

yes because my anus could still be opened

 

 

why is Lana Del Rey always party shopping?


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Posted 04 July 2016 - 09:36 PM

Cause she's a party and girl and she's just warnin you


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