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This isn't a good sort of surprise release. This is pretty much just musical blue balls.
 
Putting out singles, building anticipation, but never actually revealing anything important is just...fucking with a fanbase rather than building up hype.

If we have to wait until July or later for this album, I hope there's a big, non-Lust For Life related leak.
 
Like the Steve Mertens version of AKA or the original Ultraviolence album or audio from her early live performances or something. Or a complete, live version of Pawn Shop Blues.

@Elle if Ben and Ed spoke to you on the phone, could you call em up and just be like...
 
"Pls tell me the release date. I'll make sure Lanaboards never makes fun of you or sexually fantasizes about you again pls."

cryptid SPOTTED 

also her eyes are glowing like in my banner Little Gay on the Moon #confirmed

could be any number of reasons:
 
- an attempt at a "surprise" release
- a planned time for the release date announcement
- the album could be delayed and pushed back to June, July, or further back
- the album might not have a release date at all

We need rat.palace to hack ben's phone or ed's phone to leak the release date or something. That's the only thing that is making me anxious.

it's officially Monday. Brace yourself it's going to be one hell of a week. 
 
Tips on surviving this week.
 
: Sleep
 
: Meditate 
 
: Use anger creatively.

OMG it's obviously supposed to be a surprise release that got spoiled 

this friday

once her album goes triple aluminum, she will.

I loved the song so much, and made a video for it (because why not?)
Hope you guys like it 
 
Edit December 2nd, 2016: Vimeo deleted the video due to the bulls:)t of copyright infringement     
March 29th, 2017 RE-UPLOAD:
 

she's gonna say
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
soon

aka El mejor fan de la página

the life of pablo teas

she said in the interview, "there were several times when i thought the record was done" or something like it.

Maybe there's no release date because she keeps realizing it's not "done", and keeps adding things to it.

"emile haynie who... uh... used to produce a lot of things for me... is here too"
 
Bring back the loon

TED YOU FUCKING LIAR YOU DIDNT ASK HER THE DATE

Lana: my fans are very very nice
Lanaboards: 
Lana: 

obvs

Three days meltdown starting from Thursday to Saturday lmaooo

should we make a hashtag to promote the song tomorrow?

Poor Selena...
 

quick lil edit i made

I cried with that preview. So many horrible memories came back to my mind.

FAKE

I cried with that preview. So many horrible memories came back to my mind.