Divisive Princess

downloaded a supposed leak and it was (bad)lands 

HALSEY
ASHLEY
DARK BLUE
DELETE IT FAT
SCAT
HONEYMOON

Off-topic, but Jesus was kind of hawt. I'll be the Target employee in this scenario.

now you have to reset your computer or itll give it a virus

I've got too much time

Just an FYI to anyone who has a problem with what I'm doing, fuck off and mind your own business. If you don't want to listen to the leak, okay then shut up and stay off the forums/websites then. You knew it was going to happen so why even read through the forums. I've given Lana so so so much of my money (Box sets, 5 concert tickets, etc.) and I already pre ordered HM on itunes. If I want to have a physical copy 3 or 4 days early then that's what will happen. 

i'll eat the ass of every employee at target i want this album in hq NOW

As of today my new favorite activity is listening to MTWBT while I sit on the bleachers at the skate park

*Scanning the HM tracklist* "So which song am I going to have sex to first?"

So the second target was a no go as well, we got several different employees to check the back and offered bribes/etc. and all of them said that HM wasn't in the back. One employee told us that their shipments come in on Mondays/Wednesdays/Fridays. Which means they'll most likely get the shipment in with the copies tomorrow or Wednesday (due to labeling/stocking/inventory). I'll come back to this location tomorrow around 1 PM and see if they've gotten it (We have a connect at this store that would be willing to sell it to us under the table as soon as they get the shipment in so that's good at least)
 
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This is unnecessarily rude. They're just trying to get it earlier so we won't have to listen to MQ recordings anymore (if they had plans to share the CD rip with us), since the album is out somehow already. Let them do what they want.

not y'all resulting to tryna CHEAT your way into getting Honeymoon early...lmao this fanbase is so petty i live

At the first Target location now. will tell you how it goes
 
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Lana looks so adorable in the cover art. Like in AKA, she looks like a disinterested stripper, BTD, a snob ass bitch, Paradise, a perfect asf but still snobby bitch, UV just depressed, but in HM she's like "I'm Lana(:I'm on a car haha watching the boys hahaha bangs hahaha no bra"

gorl... we get it

ya'll are pressed about the singles.. but i would have been disappointed if the rest of the record fell short compared to singles.... like to wait for a record to come out just to find out that its all not /as/ good as the singles... would be sad. 
 
i think she chose some strong songs, that really gave us a good idea of how the record is gonna sound, without giving it all away!

*Scanning the HM tracklist* "So which song am I going to have sex to first?"

So sorry, but I just had to count Lana's favorite word: "blue" and "blues"...
 
Honeymoon - 5x
MTWBT - 4x
TLY - 3x
GKIT - 2x
Freak - 5x
Salvatore - 4x
TBD - 1x
Swan Song - 1x

Without over 6 minutes of the f*cking same lyrics and melodies OVER AND OVER AGAIN ...

Wait... are people doubting this is about Francesco

Not at all, most people agree with you!
It is hands down the best song on HM, and it will be even better once we get it in HQ