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Guys I was practising using the laser pointer and microphone today for my presentation tomorrow with my friend and for some STUPID reason I decided to test the mic by singing V LOUDLY "My pussy tastes like pepsi cola" and I realised there were people in the projection box at the top of the lecture theatre.....I'll never live this down. She had better release on friday bc I embarassed myself because of her!!!!!

Guys I was practising using the laser pointer and microphone today for my presentation tomorrow with my friend and for some STUPID reason I decided to test the mic by singing V LOUDLY "My pussy tastes like pepsi cola" and I realised there were people in the projection box at the top of the lecture theatre.....I'll never live this down. She had better release on friday bc I embarassed myself because of her!!!!!

Guys I was practising using the laser pointer and microphone today for my presentation tomorrow with my friend and for some STUPID reason I decided to test the mic by singing V LOUDLY "My pussy tastes like pepsi cola" and I realised there were people in the projection box at the top of the lecture theatre.....I'll never live this down. She had better release on friday bc I embarassed myself because of her!!!!!

I mean Ben kind of did but everyone thinks he's lying. If Lana said it wasn't coming the 26th do you think everyone would think she was lying too lol? But maybe people just took issue with the fact that Ben made it seem like the record wasn't done.

Excuse me but what is the number for this hotline? I'd like to add it to speed dial.

As I said 100 pages ago she could just carelessly go live on insta and whisper some shit like "all the dates circulating are fake goodnight kids" and we'd be good to go but nah she has to be all mysterious

it's good to let them know

Guys I was practising using the laser pointer and microphone today for my presentation tomorrow with my friend and for some STUPID reason I decided to test the mic by singing V LOUDLY "My pussy tastes like pepsi cola" and I realised there were people in the projection box at the top of the lecture theatre.....I'll never live this down. She had better release on friday bc I embarassed myself because of her!!!!!

Guys I was practising using the laser pointer and microphone today for my presentation tomorrow with my friend and for some STUPID reason I decided to test the mic by singing V LOUDLY "My pussy tastes like pepsi cola" and I realised there were people in the projection box at the top of the lecture theatre.....I'll never live this down. She had better release on friday bc I embarassed myself because of her!!!!!

This is the thing though, why won't she say it's not coming on the 26th?

Excuse me but what is the number for this hotline? I'd like to add it to speed dial.

Excuse me but what is the number for this hotline? I'd like to add it to speed dial.

Excuse me but what is the number for this hotline? I'd like to add it to speed dial.

The album will have 75 tracks, of which 60 will be collabs. Life is beautiful will be on there too. NOT A RUMOUR.

Excuse me but what is the number for this hotline? I'd like to add it to speed dial.

Excuse me but what is the number for this hotline? I'd like to add it to speed dial.

Excuse me but what is the number for this hotline? I'd like to add it to speed dial.

Excuse me but what is the number for this hotline? I'd like to add it to speed dial.

32 hours to go, and then I'll know what kind of meltdown to post on this website

"Bring me the homosexuals!" Lana whispered into the air on a particularly lonely Friday night.
 
And faster than you could say "yaaaaaas queen", with their flower crowns, thirsty asses, and delusions about upcoming release dates, the gays emerged, and Lana knew she had secured her income for life found her true devoted following. 

Me watching you all on Friday when the theres no album

I'm ready for disappointment on Friday, and the only person I can blame is myself for getting excited.

And unfortunately, also the gays. 

Exactly. Lana Del Rey invented gay people, so you should all be thankful and pray every day to your Gay Moon Space X Queen