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"Chateau Marmont Under New Ownership: Calls Roofer In Panic - "It's leaking worse than my discography!"

Lana Del Rey changes name to Lana Del Ray    

Lady Gaga and Lana Del Ray having catfight in Chateau Marmont!

I made this quiz + posted it in a status a while back, but I figured since we've been kind of dry on LDR news we could all post our results and whatnot. So far 52% of the people that have taken this quiz have gotten Lana Del Rey, 30% May Jailer, and 18% Lizzy Grant.
 
Take the quiz here: http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/hxwseTP/Which-Lana-Del-Rey-Era-Are-You?view_quiz=1
 
My results:
 

Hi guys, 
I just wanted to post some drawings, I've made lately. You can show other drawings of my artwork about Lana here: 
 
http://lanadeldraw.tumblr.com
 
http://instagram.com/lanadeldraw
 
 
Sorry to promote myself, but I don't really get it how to post more than 2 pics in a topic.    Hope you enjoy it !

so proud that she destroyed robin #thicke, even if it is this shitty remix

beautiful

Maybe I'm wrong but I guess that Lana is refering to herself in Black Beauty, not Barry. Like she is the sparrow blue, she's involved with so much beauty in her life right now -  she's in a worldwide tour, has an amazing carrear, a boyfriend who cares about her and fame but she can't really see the beauty in it. In some recently interviews she gave me an impression that she is clearly not satisfied with all that happened with her  ( and we also have that video in Dublin when she cried while singing Video Games), in one interview in particular I remember she said something like "All I wanted was to be a poet and all I could get is this ( refering to her staff and the fact that she has to stay in hotels and so on)". We all know that the backlash REALLY affected her so I think that this song it is indeed about her and how she is feeling right now not really about an relationship.

Angels forever, forever angels is a reference to the Hells Angels. More bike/gang/open-road culture.

most of the inspiration behind lana's writing is about video games. she used to be a video game nerd, hence video games.mp3 ~gamer girl~ that song is about a guy she met while playing video games online. if she stopped playing, their luv stopped too! </3
gimme them gold coins   
 
 
mafiosi hit type  
 
 
she also had a love affair with GAS STATIONS, especially one named K. it's where she got her beloved diet mountain dew after all
 
 
 
 
 
close tha thread! i figured it all out! 
 
im bored at work sry   

I think when she talks about dying her hair, her wedding dress, etc. in Black Beauty she's talking about present day~ she does it to honor him. And it also sounds as though its her way of mourning him~ making her outer self seem dark to match his inner self

black beauty sounds more like it's about k imo. the only thing that points to it being about barrie is the part about dying her hair but maybe she died her hair darker when she was younger? she also died her hair brown from platinum blonde around...2011? so maybe it's about a guy she dated before barrie since they started dating in august 2011 but i think they may have only started seriously dating sometime mid to late 2012. she was still sleeping on her ex's couch in 2012 and we only started seeing them together regularly late 2012. all of that black leather wedding dress and black house doesn't sound very barrie-esque to me, he's a grungey cowboy. i'm not sure who black beauty is about, maybe k, maybe jimmy, maybe arthur, maybe another guy that was depressed and into heavy metal/rock.

Angels forever, forever angels is a reference to the Hells Angels. More bike/gang/open-road culture.

This is my favourite. This has opened the heavens and shed lavender sunshine upon all theories of Jimmy tbh.

This is my favourite. This has opened the heavens and shed lavender sunshine upon all theories of Jimmy tbh.

So maybe she and Jimmy never had a relationship but he knew she liked him but he mainly wanted to support her music so that's why she facebooked him Yayo? Because obviously You're Gonna Love Me is partially about him, "Jim, I'mma dedicate this whole album to you/You told me to get my way, that's exactly what I'm gonna do" - he told her to do her own thing and maybe Yayo was the start of the AKA era, so she sent it to him because she wanted to show him that he had a positive effect on her career.
 
 
I still think Radio is about Jimmy though, when she talked about it she was also talking about people "coming out of the woodworks", so maybe what she meant with him coming back was that he changed his mind, which brings me to Gods & Monsters. She's obviously written a lot of songs about their imaginary relationship and now he's interested in her because life imitates art. It also fit with her stalking admiring him from afar, "a groupie incognito posing as a real singer" and "If I get a little prettier, can I be your baby?". She literally made herself prettier (lips and so on).

I know it's been a long time since these shows, but I always wanted to do this and I was busy with my last year at high school so I had no time for that   Just excuses... but now that Im doing nothing I can finally make Lanaboards know about my extraordinary experiences with Lana.
 
 
- TURIN, May 2nd: All by myself, I decided to go to Turin (I live 250kms far from it) in my little car. I left at 10pm and I arrived around midnight. I'm at the Forum, two boys were sleeping and I decided to settle there too. After like 10 minutes I realize I left my ticket at home  (yeah, shoot me). So, desperate, sad and very mad I went back in my car and slept until 8am. At that time 14 people were outside the forum. I was number 15 (I could have been 3  but who cares). Suddenly I asked if somebody had an extra ticket for me and a guy sold me one cause his friend couldnt make it   I cant tell you how happy I was. So, now that everything went back to normal I started having conversations and knowing people. It was really nice... talking about Lana and nothing else. I felt at home, I felt I belonged there. Sweet feelings. But then, more people started to arrive and the chaos began. Because of the numbers of the line of course   But at 6pm after a really hot day, sweaty and looking like a tramp, doors opened. Heaven's gates opened. We ran till the front row and I was there, in the middle of the front row, waiting for my beauty queen. I was so happy omg  The forum is almost sold out (just the part that was open cause it was like for 18.000 attendance and some were closed) and Kassidy start playing. I never listened to them before and Im really enjoying them and their music. It was really nice. Then they finished. Panic.  In a few minutes Lana is out. The curtain's off and music start playing (I watched every single video of the tour on yt so it was no surprise but I was like it was the first time, well it was tbh  ) and then she starts singing from behind, omg I love so much when she does that with her voice, like opera. Then Cola starts. Omfg here we are. I'll make you  see the 40 second video I made, it's hilarious Im like dying. She comes out, in a white sundress (that then I realized it was the same as the one in Ride video) beautiful, omg how beautiful. In the real life she's even more handsome, she's perfect. Im like crying and shouting like a beast during the whole show. She performed MDM for like the last time, God it was so good. I really felt desperation with Blue Velvet(?), dunno why. And Carmen? Fuck when the chorus starts the drums are so heavy omg I can still feel them it's amazing. Body Electric was an orgasm  Oh I forgot: during Cola, you know she came down to us, and I grab her hand (got the video of that too   ) It was like an angel touched me. Felt like a virgin, touched for the very first time    Then it's almost the end of the show, and National Anthem starts. So good live cause I dont like the BTD version but live I loved that. At the end of it she came down and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA she came to me and I tried to make a photo with her but it failed. She went away and then when she noticed I didnt make it she came back took my camera and did the photo herself. What a gentle soul, golden heart lady. It was over. My stomach was like deformed because of the huge pression of people behind me. I puked in the forum toilet. Who cares... back home. It was already saturday night.
 
 


 
 
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- MILAN, sunday 5th: Me and two guys I met in Turin decided to go Milan on sunday evening (the show is on tuesday 7th  ) so I took my little car again and went to Milan (this time 70 kms from my place) I arrived at the forum and there were the boys I knew and two new girls, I was number 5 yay! We spent the night outside the forum, we laughed so hard, we were drunk and high  and talking about Lana and playing stupid games and it was so much fun. In the morning, monday morning, ten guys joined us and we really got along and created like a "team". Monday it was all ours. Again weed, vodka, sigarettes, games, Lana, music... Omg here I really felt happiness. It was so good. ahah could sounds immature but I loved that and I would live all my life like that. Just with less alcohol maybe and not a big fan of it. So, we spent the night like that, someone slept. I didnt. It was tuesday. THE DAY   Lots of people started arriving (the forum 12.000 people was almost sold out). 6pm gates are about to open. Im almost fainting because of the excitement. They Open. Running was so good. The show starts, Kassidy play. Lana's about to come out. Cola. THERE SHE IS. In orange dress, so beautiful (but I prefered her in Turin). Highlights: BTD I was like shocked, again Carmen so beautiful and then NA. Then, She comes to come I dont know what to say, im like dying and these words came out "oh youre so beautiful" she made a face like this   and told me "youre so sweet". Then, with my phone this time, I try to take a photo and I KISS HER CHEEK. So soft omg. She also signed my cd. Everything I want I have now. Show's over, very sad about not seeing Lana and the people I met again, or at least soon.
 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 
These were the best days of my life, I will never forget how I felt, so happy and free and at home. Hope you enjoy my silly story   
 
 
 
 
Oh, the shame video: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjYet9RMK3k&feature=player_embedded

Unconvinced
 
I mean she had an interview in her trailer park...

Don't worry, there is footage from the trailer park days, and Stefani will ALWAYS suck!

EVERYTHING IT'S A LIE, MY FAVORITE LANA DEL REY TRACK IS A LIE
 
I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT!!!!
 
WHAT IF SHE NEVER LIVED IN A TRAILER PARK???, WHAT IF HER LIPS ARE FAKE??
WHAT IF SHE LIKE GAGA AND STEFANI DOESN'T SUCK?? WHY IF SHE IS NOT A BRITNEY FAN???
WHAT IF SHE KILLED LIZZY GRANT?? WHAT IF HER REAL NAME IT'S MAY JAILER AND SHE HAS 60 YO AND A GOOD DOCTOR?
 
MY LIFE IS A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I would like to interrupt this subject matter to say @ your sig is amazing. Cassie 4 lyfe.
 
That is all.

I would like to interrupt this subject matter to say @ your sig is amazing. Cassie 4 lyfe.
 
That is all.

can u guys just write diss tracks instead of fighting [2]