Make me your Dream Life

that's an interesting question bc I think it's a lot more complex than what all the voices might say um. from experience, I've had good instances, and also bad instances (nothing was wrong, but some of them were kinda acting from ego, and I don't really respond well to force bc I need time to figure things out on my own). long story short, I was calling them to report some idiots by this complex causing a ruckus some floors above and a cop misread the situation so there was tension there. but obviously I didn't appreciate that. I know a lot of them are probably in relationships, and I personally, like everyone else, would appreciate feeling protected, but I personally wouldn't be able to do it. I know myself to be loyal to a fault, devoted all that, but. I also prize my own sense of independence. safety and freedom. and I personally wouldn't feel, or it would take a lot for me to feel, truly safe. like he'd have to healthily worship me or something. cus, what if he gets unhealthily obsessed with you? what if he starts using his work advantages to make you feel cornered, and that kind of coercion or manipulation? or worse, having access to a gun if it goes south? it probably takes a special or at least effortful kind of person, and a strong bond (which yes I'd love that) to be w someone in that field, but. If I'm being honest? I feel like I've had my fair share of things I shouldn't've gone thru, and want something more relaxed, calm, and to not have to think about that kinda thing. I want a soft, gentle, but also still adventurous, exhilarating love, and I don't think that that's in me to a. permeate that kind of guard b. have to worry about his safety when he's working and c. for how long? so short answer, an empathetic unfortunately not. he'd have to be all kinds of self aware, secure and truly level headed. / Would you date a celebrity?

I won't allow a lack of comprehension to get me potentially dragged into the sloughier parts of discourse, you guys can do that. but if you must know what I meant, in regards to the scope of the thread, and the main discussion on it. life goes on. worry about yourself. she'll continue w her career or however/whatever way. in regards to being a fan of her music so on, there's really nothing else we can do. nor, should we infuse the event of her wedding in any type of way. I mean, go ahead discuss with the others, but it's not that kind of convo for me. peak your curiosity and heighten however you want your drive for political discourse, but just keep it practical, and no need to include me in it with respect w this forum's regard. I'd wanna add something w a bit of tang to be said, but I honestly don't feel the need to further elaborate.

we're just observing, but seeing as how this is a Lana forum, I'm sure it's a big deal to some. but I just can't help but say, it feels like an entirely new chapter for her, and I'm so happy and excited for her. I feel like once everything settles down, people won't be in a reactive mode, life'll just move on. I do hope, that she doesn't forget about us in some kind of way if anything. I don't wanna sound any kind of entitled, but I know that she treasures the fandom, especially after creating Ocean Blvd. so. when the time's right, we'll get an update. boundaries. let them have their marital moment. relax, separate yourself from the situation. all good, meaningful and lasting things come with time. so we're just gonna have to chill. Congrats to them again <3 p.s. do have to say, this all feels so magical, you can't help but feel a bit inspired/ motivated to learn from the situation and apply it somehow.

I remember that tough was released, but it feels like it wasn't released, if that makes sense.

Yeah definitely. Idk why he'd do that, but yeah. Would you date someone that didn't care about how they dressed?

someone bring the charli paddle onto this thread

her aunt not so much, godbless

ok see no bc why tf was she doing that? and for the whole world to see

rupaul's so pretty, but can we get some news now?

i'm still laughing about how another user put that beyonce pic in it

I'm all for kinks cus yeah service your partner whoo, but sharing it online so freely? It's good to take notes if anything tho I guess

we should have a Lanaboards wedding party afters thread cus discourse's veered waay off track. also. what kind of cake was it, I just wanna know

Exactly.

I mean I get it the history, but what does Patti being a switch have to be with it wait no yeah why

Everyone’s just jumping to conclusions bc we don’t have any actual answers, which I understand but. I mean is any of this real necessary at this degree. Someone just ask Nikki Lane to take a photo of the album calendar and we’ll call it a day

Its like that one movie w reese witherspoon and the man she goes to be with in Alabama 💕

I wanna know if she had someone sing for her wedding. I wonder if it was Nikki Lane

Someone put shrek’s *ss on the thread ohgod

she might just take a photo of her laptop etc. with itunes etc open, on the wooden dining table on a swamp patio deck and caption it: "honeymooning."

I'm only gonna eat a fourth and make it last til next week, ty!

so I knew I wasn't gonna eat an entire cake slice, so in Lana fashion, I got a mini cherry pie, and didn't have candles, so using a lighter for that 🥳

This doesn’t have to be binary, you can be happy for her AND still be wary of the guy’s politcal views. It’s not all black and white all the time

I have to get some cake before the gym closes. ok have fun, enjoy the scones, do something celebrate