Beautiful Loser

Not the tiny voice in my head whispering “ok but since when does Lana make sense?” I hope you’re right though.

How sure are we that the album she mentioned is WHF and not the poetry audio book?

Can’t wait for September 5th to come and pass without any album.

September 5th, which year?

Cutie patootie Flayn from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. I’m so bad at drawing chibi’s. >___<

Maybe he hadn’t gotten a confirmation from Lana’s team if it’d be canceled or not and said postponed just to be sure, and then it got canceled a week later? But 2) is a big oof, that’s REALLY unfortunate. :/ Weren’t people about to fly in from the States too?? I get that Ticketmaster Italy doesn’t want to pay back money when everything is so uncertain right now but still... You’re absolutely right, you don’t travel to another country for artists you’re not too interested in.

I can’t remember the last time she rescheduled a show (has she ever done that?), I always thought this concert was doomed to be canceled... Turned out to be true I guess. :/ Sorry for all of you who were going, it seemed like a really cool place for a Lana concert.

Thanks @@electra for having that song in your signature and mentioning her name here and there, I finally listened to the song. It’s great!

I was listening to some great U2 tracks last night and decided to try to draw Bono's alter ego MacPhisto. But I didn't want him to look like Bono and gave him some sharp edges to make him somewhat cartoon-y. Here's the result! There's also a speed up video of the process in my twitter link: https://twitter.com/clampigirl/status/1260167644885516288

Please, no more selfie covers, hope is a keyboard smash was enough.

Ok but why is this the first tweet she liked since February lol? https://twitter.com/sancheztomi/status/1259600072397987840?s=21

I think she’s just that, oblivious. :/ I think she’s been hinting a few times that she’d love to be a mother one day (heck, even “Cherry Blossom” is a sung with a child in mind!) and since her friend just got a baby, I think it hit her a bit hard that she still doesn’t have a family. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure she’s really happy for her friend but you know... you can feel left out at the same time. Will your friend still have time for you? Will you only talk about babies now? How long will it take before you can get one too? I can kind of relate to her if that’s how Lana’s feeling. I was really proud and happy for my brother on getting his second master’s degree but I felt pretty crap on the inside at the same time because I hadn’t gotten mine yet.

https://twitter.com/lanadelrey/status/1259599672919814145?s=21 “Sand on my lips and sunspots”

Sorry, I lost a lot of my interest in cooking when I was a depressed student. I guess I’m not wifey material. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://twitter.com/lanadelrey/status/1259596728749027328?s=21

I like the idea of making foods based on the albums so here are my suggestions. :3 Lana Del Ray AKA Lizzy Grant Queen of the Gas Station - a king sized coffee to go Night Time - a blue and purple colored milkshake, to mimic a galaxyGramma's Girl - a piece of fruit cakeLavender Mermaid- a lavender flavored cupcake, decorated with a mermaid tailPawn Shop Pan - toast served with orange marmelade Born To Die Blue Jeans - It needs to be blue, and I'd like it to be something in them In some of them, like a small gold colored "nugget" to symbolize the wealth the guy in the song is chasing after. Maybe a blue macaron with a hard, gold candy hidden in few of them? If you find the nugget, you win... uh... another dessert maybe?It's All For You - three scoops of ice cream of your choice.The Not So-Diet Mountain Dew Cream Soda(You're No Good For Me) - a float made of DMD, ice cubes and ice cream, topped with green colored grated coconut.National Anthem - I like electra's idea of a red-white-blue colored drink so I say, let's go with it and garnish with edible gold flakes on the top. Money is the anthem after all, right?Sweet Like Cinnamon - I wanted to suggest apple pie with cinnamon but it doesn't feel elegant enough to match the song's lyrics. Served on a golden plate.Carmen - an alcoholic drink of sorts, or soft ice cream flavored with alcohol.Million Dollar Man - something for the ones who feel like splurging a bit. Coffee? Jasmine flower tea? Edible gold leaf, served with one handmade chocolate praline.Summertime Sadness - Pineapple and lime sorbet with a touch of chili for that "sizzling" experience on your tongue.Lolita - a cakepop maybe? Paradise Pepsi Cola - I can only think of the soda being served nicely with some decorations, like a metallic palm tree thingy and a sugared edge on the glass.Life Imitates Art - a latte with your selfie printed on it.Blue Velvet - simply a blue velvet cake (or cupcake) instead of red.Sprinkles shaped like golden stars as decoration? Ultraviolence Brooklyn Baby - a bagel, New York style.Pretty When You Cry - a cocktail for when you need to drown your sorrowsAte My Way Up To The Top - eating contest! The winners gets a picture taken and put in a special photo album.Old Money - with rose water to create a nice fragrance.Black Beauty - activated charcoal buttermilk waffles served with the darkest chocolate syrup imaginable, a scoop of charcoal ice cream and bitter coffee sprinkles. OR maybe a filling, savory sandwich made of charcoal bread, lower price on weekday mornings.Florida Kilos - orange juice cocktail served in a rimmed glass.Violet Pills - something similar to, say, TicTacs. Honeymoon Pink Flamingo - a pink mocktail served with a mini parasol and flamingo stirrerGod Knows I Tried - something with little sugar and fat for everyone who are struggling to stick to their diet. A nut bar or maybe a raw ball?High, I - a fresh salad with sea salt sprinkled over and CBD oil in the dressing or in a hummus spread to your slice of bread. Does not make you high though.Freak - a LDR themed freakshakeSalvatore - a luxurious soft serve with fresh fruits OR a slice of cacciatore pizza (I don't care if she sings calcciatore U ^ U )The Blackest Day - see Black Beauty24 - a Vesper Martini, for that Agent 007 theme Lust For Life 13 Beaches - something that's served with sea salt and is made of local sea food. Maybe a simple pasta salad?Cherry - a slice of cherry pieIn My Feelings - sounds like a good name for another cocktail or mocktail to be honest, OR fortune cookies with some sassy LDR quotes in the slip insideHeroin - donut served with a syringe to inject all the goodness into itChange - another option for those who are looking for something to eat with little or no sugar or fats Norman fucking Rockwell! Everything In Neon - a layered colorful drinkCinnamon In My Teeth - so much cinnamon in this crumble cake, it's gonna stick in your teeth for the rest of the dayDisappear - cotton candy/candy flossThe greatest - another cock-/mocktailBartender - a speciality at the café which you can only get here More suggestions Cherry Blossom - a cherry blossom flavored clear agar gel/mochi with a flower inside. Seasonal. Elvis - the King's favorite sandwich: peanut butter, banana and crispy bacon. Super Sized: a large portion of french fried to go with your meals, or just to eat on its own. Bill - a lemonade And, there needs to be a neon light shaped like a lightning bolt by the smoking area. But as a non-smoker, I'd prefer if a smoking area didn't exist at all lol. Can you tell I have a sweet tooth after reading this?

Salvatore makes me think of cacciatore pizza to be honest lmao!

It’s pretty late over here so I won’t contribute with any ideas right now, buuuut I will probably come back tomorrow. :3 This is such a cute idea, I’m gonna subscribe to the thread!

START THE THREAD, PLEASE!! @Neptune Wait, Electra has already made one

I’d love to discuss but I think we’d clog the thread with off topic posts

A café with Lana songs in the speakers and powdered sugar on top of every dessert

Yaaaas, you legend! I don’t have the coins to collect things I want but I’ll surely take a look at your spreadsheets every once in a while! Thank you!!

The greatest hits would be her staples in the tour list tbh lol

Apart from making girls fall for me, it’s handling a spear! Do you have a nice relationship with your siblings?

Banned because this game has been standing still for over a month