paradiso

i just wish the cover was either just a photograph with the texts on it or the painted background with no text at all
 
she should have replaced hope is a tired ass song for me to sing - but i sang it with roses bloom for you but whatever. at least BAR is coming for real!

a fever dream literally a fever dream

a fever dream literally a fever dream

You’re so mad at her she’s not that lip-plumped vintage tumblr retro i-want-to-die girl anymore you’re literally looking for anything to complain about. Like I get it, I loved old Lana too, but can you come up with something else lol. Her music is still great tho.. maybe it’s bc of y’all not being Lana-obsessed teenagers anymore and don’t get me wrong, I like to criticize her here and there but if you can’t enjoy her craft anymore just... don’t. 

But she literally swears on every album...
 
Radio
Gods And Monsters
Fucked My Way Up To The Top
High By The Beach
Cherry
 
Like this isn't something new or something she's doing to seem cool... 

HM is the best roll out from her.

My local friends called the last minute of Gone 'trash.' I feel so unstable fucking hate these people......

thank you, it actually makes me cry tho lol.  this mess of an era has ruined my psychic relationship with LDR.  we have all been spat upon and betrayed by this Hillsong going, yoga pants and skechers wearing, matcha guzzling, pathologically lying alt-pop wannabe-but-now-doesnt-wannabe diva, and nothing will ever be the same.  I want someone to make a documentary called "Endless Meltdown: The NFR Experience" so we all remember the existential pain we've faced anxiously waiting for Lana to drop measly breadcrumbs about her album.  it's like someone ties you up and edges you for 11 months, but it never feels that good, and you never get to cum #NeverForget

its about douching

Is it just me or does LWYDTM sound like it doesn't fit with the rest of the songs on the album? It reminds me of This Is Not About Us which I never felt fit on The Altar

you fucked me (over mentally and emotionally because NFR was supposed to come out 4 months ago) so good that I almost said I love you.......

C(d)inn(g)am(d)on

An anagram of Norman Fucking Rockwell is: Armful Clowning Knocker. We been fooled from the start!

My pussy tastes like cha cha matcha
My eyes are all empty inside
I drink my coffee with sriracha
Lana Del Rey has fucking died

She took our sadness out of context
At the Lanaboards Apartment Complex
We're turning all our stan cards in

handmade heaven, enjoy your life, to be human, and end of the earth say hi

The gap between releases isn't the problem... It just gets tiring to be lied to.
 
We've been given many many false time periods and even a date.. of course we're going to get hyped as fuck and end up disappointed.

Guys, don't beat me for this pleeeease... But here's my thinkpiece
I think that Lana might be really burned out...
It would explain most of the clownery she's doing recently. Weird new friends, hobbies, clothes etc...
Not serving a look or live vocals going along these lines too... Her lyrics are a tiny bit lacking as well, cause name checking an artist or poet just to make a point feels a little bit cheap, like an easy way out to make you realize what she wants to say. Sylvia Plath literally screams "I'm not as happy as I look" as well as Norman Rockwell, who painted happiness that he never lived in. These references are a little too on the nose.
Anyways... My point is, that her possible exhaustion might be the reason of this delay and lack of communication.
I think it's positive that she's taking it slowly with the album... But as of now, she really puts F in NFR