ultrabanisters

instagram lana del cult stans are so irritating oh my GOD

instagram lana del cult stans are so irritating oh my GOD

Shaun Mendes is shit, just like this era.

i see sum lies

Sis no more umbrella theories i still laugh at the one that spread when I was in highschool saying it was about her mom and her mom's name was umbrella I was like what the we love crazy theories

It's weird cause I feel like she's more of a caricature now than ever before. The whole baddie shit for starters, I mean her image in general. Though I do prefer her being more laidback than the whole "I feel like only me and Barrie understand music on a deep level" spiel she went on a few years ago during an interview.
 
Then, lyrics like "shaking my azzzz" "two cats in da yard" "it's me ya little venice bitch, ice cweam, ice queen" which are just laughable to say the least. 
 
Simplicity can be nice in some cases but Lana literally admitted she is too lazy to simply reshoot NFR's album cover. That isn't simplistic that's just being a sloth & since she is so "indulged" in politics you'd think she'd take note of just how privileged that type of laziness is

A top 5 without Black Beauty? No mam.

Me too! The Lanaboards community is a home for all the hardcore Lana stans. We discuss about her every photoshoot, show, interview, we do our research, we wait for her albums & promote her stuff. He treats us like shit. 
I swear to God if he shuts down Lanaboards one day, I will make 10 accounts & spam the fuck out of Lana & Ben.

How is this even related to NFR in any way?
 
 
But yeah, Marina and Troye totally can't sing, like wow, my ears are actually bleeding right now.


 
I don't know why people still waste their time on them? They could be stanning the reincarnation of Whitney Houston instead: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnE-6xykbD4

You canceled yourself the moment you disregarded Troye and Marina in favor of Australia Stanks and GRIMES. LMAO ok sis. Ok. I only like one Marina song but I will take her any day over Mrs Bussy Soap Bar

also the whole "idc if i lose fans" attitude is not cute... good girl be unbothered but do you want to be back in that damn trailer park or something? 

Fame is one of the worst things that can happen to a person. It horrifies me. Maybe it's my BPD, maybe it's my anxiety disorder, but I don't think of fame as anything but a curse. I'd rather be poor than famous, and that's saying something considering how much I love money. I need my fucking peace. I've gone through hell, still going through it, in silence, behind closed doors. So many people think they know me and they don't know shit. They don't even know I'm sick. They probably think I'm just lazy, like we say Lana is. I can't imagine thousands of rabid fans harassing me & demanding that I mAkE aN eFfOrT while I'm just trying to get through each day without jumping off a fucking window. But I don't make promises I can't keep. And I didn't chase fame. Way too many people think of Lana as this shy, introverted sad girlTM who just wants to write love songs in the rain and hide in deserted beaches. She might have regretted fame, but she wanted it. She didn't ask for this, she begged for this. She fought for this. She went from New York to LA and London for this. She sucked dick for this.
 
She wasn't a child star who got pushed into a celebrity lifestyle she didn't choose. She's been glamourizing the everloving fuck out of fame for like 15 years now. She worked so hard to become a star, refusing to give up even as the years went by and seemingly nothing happened. What can I say, be careful what you wish for... But she knew what she was getting herself into. She grew up watching celebrities getting harassed by paparazzi and having their personal lives invaded in the most shameless manner. She's been so lucky so far, the SNL thing & the UV backlash are nothing compared to what other celebrities have had to face. Nobody even gives a fuck about her anymore, only her fans. She manages to live a mostly quiet life, while still being able to call herself famous. I don't feel like most of us are asking for too much. Like I said, actions have consequences. Everything comes at a cost. You trade privacy for fame. And when you make promises, you are expected to keep them. When you lead people on, don't get mad if they get upset. And when you give up on your career, don't get upset when your fans give up on you.
 
...Though of course they won't.

if she ever responded like that, im burning my Lana merch to make from for Azealia Banks merch
jk i dont like AB but still

I'm gay, but not Troye Sivan fan gay

ew, no

Oh my God don't get me wrong I feel so bad for her, but I love to laugh at dark humor just because I find it easier to deal with life that way

Omg this is the video

poor Elle must be having a awful day, I feel like Ben is harassing her about this website

I think comedy and art are both subjective and depend on how you were brought up, what you did in life, etc.
 
Like I laughed at this video of a little blind girl on the news because the news reporter told her "wow is there anything you can't do" and she said "see" and my mom literally looked at me like damn what did I raise but yeah some people think Spongebob is funny, some think American Dad, some think South park, some think snl, some think Ellen is funny. All depends!

lol i just hope it leaks at this point so it gives us more reasons to prove why ed and ben suck at their jobs

i don’t care anymore. i don’t support leaks but at this point.. i want cinnamon and in your car to be leaked asap. then i’ll be satisfied till she releases the album.

I don't think they care because they know (especially after today) that they can do whatever they want and fans will just throw money at them. It's very sad to be honest. I told y'all Cult Del Rey was real! 

here’s to another six months (or more) of having MAC, Hope, and VB on repeat. cheers bitches!

I think this will be the first LDR album I will not be purchasing. I only listen to my illegal downloads anyway... I bought all the albums & some deluxe editions just to support her, and I don't feel like supporting NFR. Actions should have consequences.

The fact that Lana has not even had the decency to comment on the shit show that occurred today involving HER OWN MANAGER... major eyerolll. She seriously does not give a shit about the fanbase