LanaFlowers

You can buy the album earlier than everyone but you'd be known as "the butthole boy" for the rest of your live. Would you still do it? 

my blood is fucking boiling i hope his butthole falls off

He is officially a cunt.
 

butthole doesn’t even sound like a real word to me anymore

buttholegate

https://twitter.com/IslasAnyelo/status/1166139108877643777
 
can someone hire a fucking hitman and just shoot him in the butthole 

Guess the only thing that's leaking right now is the Pepsi Cola if you know what I mean

we'll send you a copy of nfr to your jail cell thank you for your service to the community. i hope you are being arrested for hurting win edwards too

i'll make sure you get to listen to the album through the jail phone

The booklet going around is fake! The real booklet is brown construction paper with "my pussy tastes like cinnamon, luv ur fav insta-baddie, Lana xoxo" in red crayon 

i’m a hard man to crack, the type of man that has seen atrocities without shedding a tear, and yet, at the sight of the absolute fucking buffoonery going on in this thread, i weep

lana's management reading this thread ?? they don't even know who lana is

gen z come THROUGH

You don’t ever have to
Be gayer than you really are
When you listen to the tracks, baby
You don’t ever have to
Be a butthole of power bottom
Or butthole of a great grandpa

Lana waving her butthole in butthole boy's face to seduce him into not leaking the album 

Lana right now, as this bufoonery is taking place

i'm willing to for nfr. if i had a cd i'd send a copy to everyone with extra tracks of me singing the nfr songs and telling you how beautiful you look today

chuck take up crocheting challenge

I received a message from the heavens by @@TheBoss that he loves and misses us!

somebody call butthole boy to go on a uber ride date or something while other person grabs the CD, by his likes he even seems to enjoy paying it

HANGINGFROOT update:
Plane arrived to Santiago and I'm already approaching the Butthole Boy's house. I can hear the horrible new lyrics of TNBAR playing inside the apartment. I have my butthole ready if I need to use that to get the CD. Wish me luck!

it's him 

ungrateful twink, he will be sorry once the fbi helicopter floats above his house 

rob him?? why so gentle, im killing the mf