ruined peaches

At least she has Ultraviolence to shit on them next year.

At least she has Ultraviolence to shit on them next year.

At least she has Ultraviolence to shit on them next year.

I'm 100% sure this DM is real, that's exactly how Lana speaks to all her fans and she DMed at least 10 other people just that I know of. Plus lohanthony hardly has the ability to make fake DMs in the space of 1 minute, everyone should just be happy that she told a fan about the album, if she were hoping to be a nice message between her and a fan she chose the wrong person

I was planing on watching this movie when it was gonna hit the cinema anyway. All the more reason now I guess 

Not to mention she straight up sang "National Anthem" in front of a whole nation without ever crediting the real artist. I mean look at the dates:
 

Plot Twist: Beyoncé is the greatest Lana/Lizzy/Lizzi/Lizzie/May fan of us all... @@evilentity, consider your days numbered 

I went on a huge rant & was ready to post until I saw the troll faces 

The efforT
 

maybe you're just a really good actor people can't see it was a parody. take it as a compliment tbh I thought you were serious lol. don't take it personally though you got your shit together 

That's one way to spend a night.

Thank god for the troll faces at the end, I swear I was going to write a really long post...

PARTITION
In "Partition", the camera takes us inside a palatial estate that almost looks like it could have been the setting for the "Born to Die" video. See the exterior and interior below:

 
In the first of several scenes curiously similar to ones out of "National Anthem", we find Mrs. Carter seated at an immaculately set table, barely noticed by her rapper husband peering over his newspaper:

 
In her mind, she embarks on a sexual fantasy. Again she channels Rosalita:

 
Her rapper husband feels up her leg in a vehicle:

 
She puts on a show for him, donning a sequined flapper headdress like Lizzy wears in this photo:

 
Silhouette techniques like something out of "Summertime Sadness" are employed:

 
Beyoncé pole dances like Lana in Tropico over a sexy French spoken interlude like in "Carmen":

 
Like A$AP Rocky in "National Anthem", her rapper husband watches her performance voyeuristically, smoking a cigar:

 
 
JEALOUS
Beyoncé is a jealous, jealous, jealous gurrrrrl. This video begins in the same estate reminiscent of "Born to Die" as in "Partition". In one scene, the former Miss Knowles is draped over a pinball machine like Lana in "Ride":

 
In another we see a "tunnel lined with yellow lights":

 
 
ROCKET
Like "Blue Jeans", "Rocket" opens on a black & white close-up of a reflection of the artist's face in a ripple of water:

 
Later in each video we watch the artist submerge her face in water in slow motion:

 
 
MINE
Like Lana in the poster for Tropico, we find Beyoncé re-enacting Mary in the Pieta:

 
Also, is that another Shaun Ross cameo?
 
 
XO
In "XO", Beyoncé orchestrates perhaps the largest NYC land grab since Dutch settlers bought Manhattan Island from Native Americans for 24 bucks, stealing the famed amusement destination from the Queen of Coney Island herself:

 

 

 

 
 
***FLAWLESS & SUPERPOWER
Since I can't find any Lana plagiarism in either of these videos, I'm just gonna go ahead and assume they must be borrowed from the "Dark Paradise" and "Cola" videos that never materialized. @@Ultraviolence Watch these. One of them may be the closest thing you'll ever get to your precious "Cola" video.
 
 
HEAVEN
Here we have the biggest plot heist since Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds ripped off Gremlins. In "Heaven", Beyoncé portrays a woman mourning her deceased female bff in a series of flashbacks. Sound familiar? Of course it does. It's the plot of Lana's "Summertime Sadness" video. Not content to copycat one Lana video, "Heaven" filches from a few. A shot in a church mirrors the chapel in "Born to Die":

 
In a flashback, Beyoncé's girlfriend sprays alcohol at a campfire party echoing scenes in "Ride":

 
And we see her and her gal pal riding in a car like Lana & Jaime King:

 
She only barely tries to disguise her copying Lana's recitation of the Lord's Prayer in Tropico by saying it in Spanish. Oh, and speaking of Spanish, here's Rosalita yet again:

 
 
BLUE
Sure, there's another "tunnel lined with yellow lights":

 
The sequined bra is back:

 
And she evokes Lizzy's showgirl style:

 
But most saliently, this song is about Beyoncé's, uh, baby Blue love, the black baby daughter she had with a rapper. What a blatant "National Anthem" ripoff!

 
 
GROWN WOMAN
Last but not least, the video for "Grown Woman" consists of home footage of Beyoncé's childhood performances, a clear homage to Lana's DIY videos.
 
 
 

def copying... thnx for posting. will notify authorities...

I think it's kind of like weird when Lana does something, no one can ever do it again because they're 'copying' Lana. Lana isn't the first one to come up with Marilyn Monroe lines and about Diana or about other celebrities. I'm slowly getting tired of people who compare everything Lana and Gaga have done in their career. No one is 100% original. And what if Gaga did copy Lana? They're just lyrics and the songs don't even look like each other.

looks like u got LDRonline'd 

Tbh i'd be a great twist for Lana to do EDM

Idiots everywhere

Nope, 100% real. I am Lana Del Rey and I can confirm this.
Believe everything you read on the internet, people!

I will never understand these dragging lists. Make a list of what were this year's biggest successes, but why would you even go on and make efforts to compile such lists? It's really pointless. And the use of the word "flop" has been out of hand for a while, it's absolutely ridiculous that everyone use it on every single thing that was a worldwide succes... The worst is when they even use it on that ones. 

So Legit 

Every time I hate a song, it always grows on me, so I've just stopped hating songs
 
 
Except Carmen tbh, still hate it lmao.

I will never understand these dragging lists. Make a list of what were this year's biggest successes, but why would you even go on and make efforts to compile such lists? It's really pointless. And the use of the word "flop" has been out of hand for a while, it's absolutely ridiculous that everyone use it on every single thing that was a worldwide succes... The worst is when they even use it on that ones. 

Emile is posting pictures of Lana on his Instgramm / Twitter. After "To The Rescue" this is the 2nd one "Violet Princess".
 
http://instagram.com/p/iRyv_wrxdn/

okay