Venice Queen

So, a recap of today so far:
 
Ben posting info we already knew
 
The fans then dragging him for it
 
Ben responding to those who asked legitimate questions with childish remarks
 
Ben DMing a fan about a bj offer
 
We're still right where we were 24 hours ago in terms of info (with the exception of knowing the poetry book will be a wide release), but it was one hell of a day

The fact that i predicted all of this happening way back in January - Im so powerful

Do you think Lana taught them their online communication skills or they taught her?
 

honestly ben and lana are just a match made in HELL, a manager that doesn't wanna manage his artist and a singer that doesn't wanna release and promote her work..what did we do as gays to deserve this disrespect???  I'm a good fan I buy albums, I buy merch.. I pay my taxes why is this happening to us 

WHERES YOSEMITE BEN GODDAMNIT

Also Ben has been treating LB like shit for absolute years. He thinks we're the source of every leak that's ever happened and are out to ruin lana's career and his day. Yeah he's a straight up hottie but he's also a lil BITCH and has always been bad at his job, so honestly this doesn't surprise me.

omg he commented it 26 minutes ago! he's still fighting the twinks... the hell
 
ngl this grown ass man arguing with the gays for hours has been my only real enjoyment this era, but damn he really came for LanaBoards... ATTACK!

OMG LMAAOAOOOJSNKSJSNSNSMND

http://imgur.com/a/RgGbeZn
 
Sksjdidiuejebehd

Ben: "Lanaboards is where so called fans share stolen demos"
 
BITCH WE GIVE YOU OUR MONEY, WE DESERVE A SHITTY LAPTOP DEMO FROM TIME TO TIME.
 
the audacity of this bitch

what a big fat faggot MESS this is...y'all this album ain't worth the stress and wait anymore, it ain't worth IT 
 
The level of unprofessionalism and absolute FAGGOTRY coming from lana and her management absolutely FAR too much, the Lana I loved is DEAD and GONE I will mourn for her beautiful juvederm soul because THAT woman that's going around LA  drinking her green juice with her white sorority friends while holding NFR hostage is NOT the woman i signed up to stan no MA'AM goodnight

If Lanaboards were an actual physical location we would've been raided multiple times by now smh

Me playing the new season of Diablo listening to my phone die from instagram notifications
 
https://youtu.be/MJRluH46xnc
HES COMING FOR LANABOARDS!!!!!!
 
"Lanaboards where so called fans share stolen demos she didn't want to release"
I'm screaming and dead oh lord

BEN JUST CALLED OUT LANABOARDS IM DONEJSJDJDJD

hillsong told her to scrap NFR and make a christian album called Jesus Fucking Christ 

Terrence, you're a winner baby. Shantay you stay. Lana, I'm sorry but your time is up. Now, Sashay away...

Trumatic:
 
1. Traffic
2. 13 wheat grass smoothies
3. Hillsong church-Broadway in my mind
4. Girlfriends
5. Get natural-no make-up (and no fillers)
6. Typewriter
7. Pilot woman (flying over L.A.)
8. Take it doen-down now
9. Just journaling (interlude)
10. The Dodgers
11. Spin class bitch
12. Neon pink (leggings and jacket)
13. Instagram baddie 
14. A promise-not a threat

So to sum things up:
 
2018
- Teases (demo) snippet of Happiness Is A Butterfly on Instagram, March (29th?)
- Mariners Apartment Complex announced September 7th, released September 12th
- Beats1 interview, September 18th
- Venice Bitch release (announced the day before)
- Reveals album title, Norman Fucking Rockwell, and mentions the sound of it
- Mentions working on a poetry book, Violent Bent Backwards Over the Grass
- Mentions that the album will have 11 tracks
- How to Disappear snippet on Instagram, October 5th
- Second snippet of Happiness Is A Butterfly, October 6th
- Cinnamon snippet, October 13th
- Second snippet of Cinnamon, October 15th
- Posts snippet of (Sylvia Plath most likely renamed to) hope is a dangerous thing..., October 25th
- (Posts pictures from Yosemite, November 26th)
- Sings Hey Blue Baby and Stupid For Being So Happy live, December 5th
- The Fader mentions, December 6th, that NFR will be released in March
- MTV and Complex magazine article, December 6th: release date for NFR is March 29th 2019
- Instagram live, December 30th:
- Mentions that NFR is "finished and mastered"
- Mentions that she will re-shoot the album cover because Ed didn't like the first idea
- "Deeply, instrospective, sad girl shit"
- Mentions sometime during the year that the album will be released in early 2019
- Mentions again that the album is done
 
2019
- Snippet of unknown song, dubbed as In Your Car by fans, January 1st
- Writes on Instagram that some shows will be cancelled and that the poetry book was finished the week before, January 2nd
- Third snippet of Happiness Is A Butterfly, January 11th
- iD article, February 6th: mentions that the album will be released in March, 2019
- Harper's Bazaar interview, February 7th: NFR has 13 tracks, last 3 tracks of the album has rock undertones, "no bangers" will be on the album
- hope is a dangerous thing..., released January 9th
- Posts a picture of her poem Happy, February 20th
- Ben denies on Instagram that the release day is March 22nd 2019. He also replies that there is yet no set date for the release of the album.
 
And sometime in this album process, we could hear Jack play around with adding beats to How To Disappear in the studio. And the March 29th rumor started sometime before the iD article was published.
 
 
 
Now I'm gonna have dinner, I'm tired of this shit.

he deserves it after hiring a detective to track down my family and try to get me in trouble because i had 2 mp3s that were already leaked in the time he spent chasing my ass 
 
instead of idk going after china.palace who impersonated lana for years or actually managing lana properly  

I don't know what I did but I have 40 replies on instagram and two of them are Ben saying"why don't you become a manager?" And "where is your album?"
 

I JUST FUCKING SCREAMED I HAVENT EVEN BEEN COMMENTING ANYMORE AND BEN WROTE "when is your album coming" AND THE FACT THAT I MAKE MUSIC IJDKGOVKDKWKV IM DEAD GOODNIGHT CRUEL WORLD

The delusional part of me thinks that maybe shes adding songs to it and maybe we will get 16 tracks instead of 13.
 
The realistic part of me knows she's probably taking tracks off and slapping different songs on music videos that she's shot (like white mustang)

You predicted that something would happen and that we'd get news. Well something happened and we got news. What a psychic legend!