Arzi

honestly the last 6 minutes are so unnecessary also i felt awkward watching chuck "acting" poor sis didn't know what to do down there 
 
then there's that girl that looks like she's about to drown 

Not a monologue for fucking Freak please
 
"I was in the winter of LA, and the coyotes I met along Wilshire Boulevard were my only summer..."

let's just pray for her to stay away of grain effects/random vintage frames on the video 

let's just pray for her to stay away of grain effects/random vintage frames on the video 

let's just pray for her to stay away of grain effects/random vintage frames on the video 

let's just pray for her to stay away of grain effects/random vintage frames on the video 

let's just pray for her to stay away of grain effects/random vintage frames on the video 

Two kinds of people

Watch it being
A) an old setlist
B) cancelled

mess 

Let's face it...

 

Her music career is kind of done but this chick definitely has an abundance of alternative options which are just waiting to be explored and she evidently has what it takes to pursue them. All my straight guy friends fap over the 'National Anthem' music video and have ditched Coke for Pepsi just to get a real, wordly, valid sense of what it would taste like to eat Lana Del Rey's juicy pussy.

 

Exhibit A: Tight lil' booty.



 

Exhibit B: Banging body.



 

Exhibit C: Nice rack (not intimidating for the pudgy girls with low self-esteem).



 

Exhibit D: Succulent lips for a whole lotta dick suckin'.



 

Last but not least and arguably most importantly:

She is beyond versatile musically.

I'm sure the same thing applies to her skills in the bedroom.

 



 

Should Lana Del Rey make her foray into the adult movie business?

 

Would her raw and unrivaled sensuality translate well on the small screen?

 

If so, why?

 

If not, why not?

 

 

 

i hope neil is finally directing

im setting myself up to be disappointed and y'all should do the same 

#LanaInSpace2k17

inb4 this is just another way for Lana to add more disappointment to our miserable, drained, promo-less lives

Monicker, his endless impact

Monicker, his endless impact

coming out soon
 
(2016)

Critics often write about who got snubbed and who was undeserving in other awards nominations, so here's my take on the Lipsters (still hate that name):
 
Most Active - Hmmm, none of the top four posters all time nominated despite remaining active. 
Best Username - @HONEYMOOOOOON and @@Auto-Tuned Loon got robbed. Given the forum's sophomoric sense of humor, @@analwinterofmylife is a shoe-in.
Best Taste - If @@Monicker had been active in 2015, he'd deserve this.
Worst Taste - Two of the nominees also nominated for best taste. #Polarizing But there's plenty of deserving nominees here who weren't. 
Favorite Hoarder - How the fuck is @ not nominated for this one? Hell, he deserves a lifetime achievement award for Most Conspicuous Hoarding. Are you sure you didn't mistake votes for his as votes for @@HeadBitch? I demand a recount.
Blogger - A good slate of candidates, but @@SitarHero deserves the nod.
Status Updater - One of the most difficult choices... because they're mostly bad options. Almost all the candidates have been warned for their status posting, troll, or repeat jokes to death. This is like a primary in which every candidate is Trump. Entertaining perhaps, but at the expense of the country. @@naachoboy should win this by default.
Attention Whore - A couple honorable mentions, but this shouldn't be a contest. You're so vain, you probably all think this comment is about you.
Troll - One of the most difficult choices... because there's at least three candidates that deserve it.
Nicest Member - Some good candidates here (though how is @ nicest and rudest?) but @@PrettyBaby got robbed.
Rudest - One of the most competitive categories right here. Almost all the choices are deserving.
Biggest Bitch - "Being a bitch is not being rude, it's being real even if that makes you seem shady." Yet everyone in this category is more the former than the latter. Not being rude, just being real. Even if that makes me seem shady.

Drama Queen - All worthy candidates, but once again this shouldn't be a contest, and the same person should win as the other no-contest.
Most Iconic - If I had to pick someone other than myself from this list, it would be @@Trash Magic hands down. @@Auto-Tuned Loon got robbed though.
Veteran Member - Not gonna feign humility here. I think I have the best case no matter how you look at it.
Underrated - Hard to go wrong here. There's so many underrated members.
Best Banned Sis - Speaking of underrated, @@Gordo and @@cancergirlloveslana were hilarious trolls that I was sorry to see banned. 
Biggest Stan - The Russian girls and the garage robber got, uh, robbed! Just kidding. I'm still puzzled to be nominated for this once again since I don't feel like I relate to stan culture at all. @@annedauphine deserves this.
Be My Daddy - All I can say is damn this forum is gay. With the exception of @, the ladies got majorly robbed here. And apparently my (admittedly wildly overvalued) stock has fallen.
Delete it Fat - Another tough decision.
Guardian Interview - And perhaps the toughest.
Girl That Got Away - @@Monicker deserves this, but @@DUKE should have been nominated. Good candidates though.
Big Eyes - Lots of talented artists on the forum, but @@urbannoize and @♥Love♥Lana♥Like♥Life were snubbed in the music category.
SpaceX & Tesla - Picking someone to award based on potential is kinda like giving Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, but I think @@annedauphine deserves this. Especially if we can get @@TIARNZUS to give her the permissions needed to work on the Interviews section.
Christina Lucci - Weird how the gays enjoy her jiggling jugs more than I do, in fact, they annoy me. But why not mix it up a little?
Drama of the Year - Scat gifs. Funny now, not funny then.
Lipster of the Year - @@annedauphine probably deserves this one too for her, uh, enthusiasm.
 
Probably just torpedoed my own chances by posting this, but fuck it. YOLO.

most iconic? nnnn i post like once every 3 days
 
biggest attention whore? ok half-true
 
christina lucci vanguard award? you got that right sistrens!

inb4 Miss America pulls a  moment on the ceremony

inb4 Miss America pulls a  moment on the ceremony

the meltdowns coming rn

inb4 Miss America pulls a  moment on the ceremony

the meltdowns coming rn