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We'll see, there is more than one track on an album

yeah srsly can we stop trusting everything rob says like yes he is Lana's father but he doesn't really have any authority over when anything will be released seeing as he isn't on Lana's management team

The billboard is certainly v understated and heroin chic, but idc it's just good to see some non-Rob promo. 

Isn't this fake though

just his gross personality. I srsly don't get Lana and her taste in people, I understand she has a puppy-in-need-of-approval gene but at a certain point the people you associate with describe what kind of person you are. 

Maybe the joke wasn't funny :-)
 
No, but really everyone needs to take a breather and calm down I've gone past the phase of expecting something everyday, I just wait until we get an /actual/ announcement or the song surprise drops. Just breatheeeeee, just breatheeeeeee.

He also had another rant after the twitter one, think it was on facebook. Something about look how far you can get with plastic surgery and a rich daddy. What I find weird is how it seems she has gone out of her way to be associated/seen with people who publicly shamed her, Juliet lewis, dan auerbach and now soileau, why! I think it makes her look desperate to not be disliked anyone.

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Not nearly as repetitive and self-derivative as her lyrics, which, to my knowledge, I don't think you've ever made an exceedingly negative rant about?
 
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Wait, so her concept for this video is splashing in the water with Bradley Soileau? Why not shoot those scenes in black and white too? Shit, why not go all the way and have some exotic predator animals? Maybe even throw in a palatial estate and a bloody, fiery car accident scene to boot. For her next video she should think even further outside the box. Like portraying herself in a relationship with a world leader re-imagined as being of a different race. Or in a homosocial relationship with someone suicidal. Perhaps a massively expensive self-indulgent tryptich that even her biggest fans barely watch more than once. Or maybe just a low-budget DIY video of duck-faced selfies. You know, something completely original.
 
Recycling her lyrics is one thing, but... if there was ever a time to use that horrible language-butchering millenial expression "I can't with it" it would be now, but I just can't with it.
 
Stay tuned for my next hit thread, "Is Ultraviolence just a big rip-off of BTD-era Lana Del Rey?"

she might ditch the whole vintage flower girl 

o god does bradley mean this is another song about a bad boy ex boyfriend? another song about jimmy? i dnt want more bradley for the next 2 or so years

Yeah I never really got the title, Lana's work is hardly aggressive. I know she takes a lot of inspiration from classic writers but I just don't see the title fitting with the descriptions so far about the music. Guess it will all be clear at some point.

ultraviolence as a title is already kinda juvenile imo, i don't want an a clockwork orange tribute album

she might ditch the whole vintage flower girl 

she might ditch the whole vintage flower girl 

Guess Rob wasn't thinking about the people who died in the earthquakes when he made his UV plug. Tacky

Can't believe no one has mentioned AKIRA or ghost in the shell, grave of the fireflies. I've seen a few but some are just too twisted to mention like urotsukidōji, just don't go there. 

At this point, I think that mentioning Rob as a reliable source who tells anything about this album should become warnable here 

Guess Rob wasn't thinking about the people who died in the earthquakes when he made his UV plug. Tacky

According to crazy people on twitter Rob 'the evil one' is sending coded messages using the earthquake reading 5.1 as the clue to the date, May 1st. I think he's sick in the head.

Guess Rob wasn't thinking about the people who died in the earthquakes when he made his UV plug. Tacky

Future Jazz!!!!! fuck that shit I'm out of here